Why would you?
Because its __________
(a) there
(b) easy
(c) held as a holy relic by morons
(d) easily explained as a DUI accident.
But mostly it would be so cool to watch that pile of "bammer pride" falling like phone pole in a tornado.
I'd get caught though since I'd be the guy with the sledge hammer yelling "TIIIIIIMMMMMBBBBEERRRR".
It would be justified because of that stupid bammer fucker that rolled Toomers when chizik was hired.
That was fucking classless.