To All of You Going Down....

Snaggletiger · « **on:** October 22, 2009, 04:53:54 PM »

on me, I propose a toast. On another note, to all of you heading to Baton Red Stick Rude...

WILL Chris Todd to actually do some of that quarterback shit.

Beg Antonio Coleman to actaully do some of that All-SEC shit.

Holler at Adam Herring and tell him it's okay to tackle someone on the opposing team.

Tell Josh Bynes that shedding a blocker instead of being pushed like a sled works much better when playing defense.

Remind Andrew McCain and Lee Ziemba that the QB tells you the snap count before breaking the huddle...FOR A REASON

Ask Clinton Durst if he wouldn't mind terribly punting a spiral in excess of 27 yards.

Just kick Ted Roof in the ass.

Watch for urine soaked nerf footballs

And two more things...

1. Go fuck yourselves because you're going and I'm not.

2. Be careful

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2009, 04:56:27 PM »

Yeah...what he said.

Also, please tell Mario Fannin to hold onto the ball with both hands.

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:13:30 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on October 22, 2009, 04:53:54 PM

on me, I propose a toast. On another note, to all of you heading to Baton Red Stick Rude...

WILL Chris Todd to actually do some of that quarterback shit.

Beg Antonio Coleman to actaully do some of that All-SEC shit.

Holler at Adam Herring and tell him it's okay to tackle someone on the opposing team.

Tell Josh Bynes that shedding a blocker instead of being pushed like a sled works much better when playing defense.

Remind Andrew McCain and Lee Ziemba that the QB tells you the snap count before breaking the huddle...FOR A REASON

Ask Clinton Durst if he wouldn't mind terribly punting a spiral in excess of 27 yards.

Just kick Ted Roof in the ass.

Watch for urine soaked nerf footballs

And two more things...

1. Go fuck yourselves because you're going and I'm not.

2. Be careful

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!

I offer an AMEN and a moment of silence for this.

Now, continue.

AWK · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:38:52 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on October 22, 2009, 04:53:54 PM

on me, I propose a toast. On another note, to all of you heading to Baton Red Stick Rude...

WILL Chris Todd to actually do some of that quarterback shit.

Beg Antonio Coleman to actaully do some of that All-SEC shit.

Holler at Adam Herring and tell him it's okay to tackle someone on the opposing team.

Tell Josh Bynes that shedding a blocker instead of being pushed like a sled works much better when playing defense.

Remind Andrew McCain and Lee Ziemba that the QB tells you the snap count before breaking the huddle...FOR A REASON

Ask Clinton Durst if he wouldn't mind terribly punting a spiral in excess of 27 yards.

Just kick Ted Roof in the ass.

Watch for urine soaked nerf footballs

And two more things...

1. Go fuck yourselves because you're going and I'm not.

2. Be careful

WAR DAMN EAGLE!!!!!!

You should add,

Sleep with hookers you find on bourbon street.

Is that just me???? Anyone???

jmar · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:57:28 PM »

Quote from: AWK on October 22, 2009, 05:38:52 PM

You should add,

Sleep with hookers you find on bourbon street.

Is that just me???? Anyone???

Did you lose a bet?
Sleep?

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:58:13 PM »

Quote from: AWK on October 22, 2009, 05:38:52 PM

You should add,

Sleep with hookers you find on bourbon street.

Is that just me???? Anyone???

Why would you sleep with them?

I realize your experience with women is extremely limited....but you pay hookers to leave, sugar.

AWK · « **Reply #6 on:** October 22, 2009, 06:20:57 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 22, 2009, 05:58:13 PM

Why would you sleep with them?

I realize your experience with women is extremely limited....but you pay hookers to leave, sugar.

Sleep is a metaphor for lubing up a woman with no morals and playing slip n slide with her downstairs mixer. You of all people should know that.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #7 on:** October 22, 2009, 08:18:58 PM »

Quote from: AWK on October 22, 2009, 06:20:57 PM

Sleep is a metaphor for lubing up a woman with no morals and playing slip n slide with her downstairs mixer. You of all people should know that.

I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.

I've never even kissed a bammer.

All the other stories may or may not be true.

AWK · « **Reply #8 on:** October 22, 2009, 08:20:21 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 22, 2009, 08:18:58 PM

I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.

I've never even kissed a bammer.

All the other stories may or may not be true.

That makes you a saint in my book.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 22, 2009, 11:43:44 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 22, 2009, 08:18:58 PM

I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.

I've never even kissed a bammer.

All the other stories may or may not be true.

I

you!

Jumbo · « **Reply #10 on:** October 23, 2009, 03:35:03 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 22, 2009, 08:18:58 PM

I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.

I've never even kissed a bammer.

All the other stories may or may not be true.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

No Huddle · « **Reply #11 on:** October 23, 2009, 11:36:09 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 22, 2009, 08:18:58 PM

I'll have you know I am of the highest moral caliber.

I've never even kissed a bammer.

All the other stories may or may not be true.

I would offer myself for you to enjoy however I am married. You should kiss at least one bammer.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** October 23, 2009, 11:48:29 AM »

Quote from: No Huddle on October 23, 2009, 11:36:09 AM

I would offer myself for you to enjoy however I am married. You should kiss at least one bammer.

Barking up the wrong tree here. I think she means it.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #13 on:** October 23, 2009, 12:33:51 PM »

I kissed a bammer. Dated him for two years, in fact, while we were in college. Kissed him, fooled around some, but never slept with him, much to his disappointment.

The best part of it? After two years, I finally realized that I had zero respect for him, because he had none for himself. He asked me to marry him and I said no. Got him on the hook, realized he was not a keeper, and cut the line. So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 23, 2009, 01:25:18 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 23, 2009, 12:33:51 PM

I kissed a bammer. Dated him for two years, in fact, while we were in college. Kissed him, fooled around some, but never slept with him, much to his disappointment.

The best part of it? After two years, I finally realized that I had zero respect for him, because he had none for himself. He asked me to marry him and I said no. Got him on the hook, realized he was not a keeper, and cut the line. So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...

I

you too!

No Huddle · « **Reply #15 on:** October 23, 2009, 01:39:03 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 23, 2009, 12:33:51 PM

I kissed a bammer. Dated him for two years, in fact, while we were in college. Kissed him, fooled around some, but never slept with him, much to his disappointment.

The best part of it? After two years, I finally realized that I had zero respect for him, because he had none for himself. He asked me to marry him and I said no. Got him on the hook, realized he was not a keeper, and cut the line. So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...

Bammer or not getting rid of a loser is always a good idea. But breaking a bammer's heart being fun hurts me. It really does. Can't we all get along

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #16 on:** October 23, 2009, 02:28:57 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 23, 2009, 12:33:51 PM

So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This I agree with...
But I don't usually get that far...I tease, I tell them they have a sweet Sarah Jessica Parker flip, I let them buy me drinks...and I give them all the reasons why it will never happen between the two of us.

It makes me happy.

All right, well I have a cooler full of Landshark...Harp....and Miller Lite....and I'm hitting the road. See you bitches in the Big E, or the Red Stick as it may be.....WDE!!!!

Birdman....I will do as instructed...although you should have put your big girl panties on and just come.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2009, 03:26:25 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 23, 2009, 02:28:57 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This I agree with...
But I don't usually get that far...I tease, I tell them they have a sweet Sarah Jessica Parker flip, I let them buy me drinks...and I give them all the reasons why it will never happen between the two of us.

It makes me happy.

All right, well I have a cooler full of Landshark...Harp....and Miller Lite....and I'm hitting the road. See you bitches in the Big E, or the Red Stick as it may be.....WDE!!!!

Birdman....I will do as instructed...although you should have put your big girl panties on and just come.

Shark and Harp. Good choices. Although the Harp is far better on draft. And I never wear big girl panties. It's a thong or nothing for me.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2009, 03:34:20 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 23, 2009, 12:33:51 PM

I kissed a bammer. Dated him for two years, in fact, while we were in college. Kissed him, fooled around some, but never slept with him, much to his disappointment.

The best part of it? After two years, I finally realized that I had zero respect for him, because he had none for himself. He asked me to marry him and I said no. Got him on the hook, realized he was not a keeper, and cut the line. So breaking a bammer's heart is kind of fun...

He went two years with no pussy from you? Wow! Then he asked you to marry him?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2009, 03:37:22 PM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on October 23, 2009, 03:34:20 PM

He went two years with no pussy from you? Wow! Then he asked you to marry him?

Yeah, I was kinda thinking the same thing.