Fuck it, I'm still going...

wesfau2 · « **on:** October 19, 2009, 10:07:27 AM »

My first trip to Baton Rouge will not be cancelled.

I will tailgate with the bourbon-drenched, sister-grinding mardi-gras revelers.

I will eat their food, drink their booze and chase all that sweet coed bayou ass.

We may lose this game. In fact, unless our entire team decides to un-fuck itself sharpish, we will lose.

I will still be there.

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2009, 10:08:54 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 19, 2009, 10:07:27 AM

My first trip to Baton Rouge will not be cancelled.

I will tailgate with the bourbon-drenched, sister-grinding mardi-gras revelers.

I will eat their food, drink their booze and chase all that sweet coed bayou ass.

We may lose this game. In fact, unless our entire team decides to un-fuck itself sharpish, we will lose.

I will still be there.

We are going to have our stool pushed in.

You will have a great time outside of that.

boartitz · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2009, 10:10:05 AM »

The bouquet of cheap booze, corndogs and urine awaits you.

Kaos · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2009, 10:16:10 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 19, 2009, 10:07:27 AM

My first trip to Baton Rouge will not be cancelled.

I will tailgate with the bourbon-drenched, sister-grinding mardi-gras revelers.

I will eat their food, drink their booze and chase all that sweet coed bayou ass.

We may lose this game. In fact, unless our entire team decides to un-phuk itself sharpish, we will lose.

I will still be there.

You should.

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2009, 10:16:28 AM »

Quote from: boartitz on October 19, 2009, 10:10:05 AM

The bouquet of cheap booze, corndogs and urine awaits you.

Sounds just like Athens.

auburnredwing · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2009, 10:26:50 AM »

Fuck it ill be there too... armed with corndogs of course...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #6 on:** October 19, 2009, 10:30:40 AM »

Carl will be my chauffeur, so I plan to start drinking sometime around Beaumont, and continue until we pass through Beaumont again on Sunday. That should do the trick. And since we sit in the club section, I won't even have to stop drnking during the game! GAME? WHAT GAME? LOOK!! PINK PONIES!! AND THEY ARE FLYING!

Any of youse want to meet up before the game? If I am gonna get fucked anyway, I would rather it be by someone in Auburn colors... I am sure Carl will understand...

AUChizad · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2009, 10:42:46 AM »

I too will be dead man walking to his execution in Baton Rouge.

AWK · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:01:43 AM »

I will be there, with Chad a whole group of Auburn folks. Wes, Jenny, we should meet up so its more of a group rape rather than a solo thing.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:29:18 AM »

Quote from: AWK on October 19, 2009, 11:01:43 AM

I will be there, with Chad a whole group of Auburn folks. Wes, Jenny, we should meet up so its more of a group rape rather than a solo thing.

We can meet up, but I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to make wes want to join in if I am part of the circle...

CCTAU · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:33:04 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 11:29:18 AM

We can meet up, but I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to make wes want to join in if I am part of the circle...

Boobies will do it. Drunk boobies. He'll surely join up for that......

FREE THE GIRLS.....er I mean hops.....

AWK · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:40:32 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 11:29:18 AM

We can meet up, but I don't think there is enough alcohol in the world to make wes want to join in if I am part of the circle...

I don't know how much alcohol precisely it takes for me to get drunk and therefore lessen the pain, but I know how much I am going to use.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:49:55 AM »

Quote from: AWK on October 19, 2009, 11:40:32 AM

I don't know how much alcohol precisely it takes for me to get drunk and therefore lessen the pain, but I know how much I am going to use.

I don't want to lessen the pain, I want to obliviate all memory of it ever occurring. Then the hangover will hurt so bad that I won't notice the asskicking...

Kind of like that joke where some guy is bitching about his tooth hurting so the other guy kicks him in the nuts and says "Well at least your tooth isn't bothering you anymore..."

AWK · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:53:48 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 19, 2009, 11:49:55 AM

I don't want to lessen the pain, I want to obliviate all memory of it ever occurring. Then the hangover will hurt so bad that I won't notice the asskicking...

Kind of like that joke where some guy is bitching about his tooth hurting so the other guy kicks him in the nuts and says "Well at least your tooth isn't bothering you anymore..."

I agree. I just need to make sure I don't die.

Godfather · « **Reply #14 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:42:11 PM »

Quote from: AWK on October 19, 2009, 11:53:48 AM

I agree. I just need to make sure I don't die.

living is overrated

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:49:03 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 19, 2009, 10:07:27 AM

We may lose this game. In fact, unless our entire team decides to un-phuk itself sharpish, we will lose.

I will still be there.

I'll be there too.

AWK · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:50:52 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 19, 2009, 01:49:03 PM

I'll be there too.

Now it's a party.

CCTAU · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:56:20 PM »

Now I will be expecting photographs of at least two drunk AU women....

The rest of you goobers can take the pics, but please stay out of them....

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #18 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:06:23 PM »

I won't be able to make the game... but someone should represent this for us in the stadium:

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** October 19, 2009, 02:22:20 PM »

See if you can find yellow dress from last years LSU game.