Just so it's in one place...

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Even though you say "It's not about you Chopper", you bring me up in EVERY THREAD.   So...  Let me respond in this one and let the others go, so that I don't play YOUR game of blowing up every thread with your personal bullshit about me.  I know you'll claim dino-rant status here, but really if you think about it, I'm the only one between the two of us that seems to be able to contain this shit in one place when it comes up.  I believe actually you're the one with the red face and flared nostrils and I think it's funny...  However, let me point out a few things...

1.  Quit misrepresenting what I've said to make a point.   I've said CONSTANTLY that we have issues.  This bullshit with your "vanilla" references were about the BALL STATE game and in response to the voters that week in the polls.  It's there to be reviewed.  It's also in the same thread where you looked like a total dumbass with your "adjustments" vs. "change in philosophy" slip up. 

2.  You whine and bitch about people getting personal with you on here.  Well, it's a message board, but if you continue to make it personal with constant personal shots and name calling, you get what you deserve.  I don't give two shits who you are in real life, but seeing you and knowing who you really are, I'm actually one of the very FEW on here that can seriously laugh my ass off at your "tough guy" routine.

3.  If it's "NOT ABOUT YOU CHOPPER"...the why in the St. Mary's FUCK do you bring me up in EVERY FUCKING THREAD?   You can't help yourself.  You can't.  All you care about is people here thinking you're a bad ass, so you bully the board and write like your some pissed linebacker on speed and a masters degree.  It's comical.

4.  Debates don't work by claiming positions on BOTH SIDES.  As much as you want to bitch about me taking a "wait and see" approach, you taking the front page writer and why we'll beat everyone approaches, and funny writing Kevin approach with your Malzahn offensive comedy post early this year, then switching seemlessly to THIS IS A FUCKING HINDENBURG and I FUCKING KNEW IT ALL YOU STUPID FUCKS approach doesn't make you smart, just makes you fickle and an asshole.


   

[Kaos]

 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Okay then.  Proof of what I've said is all over the place.  Laugh all you want.  I'm cool with it.   :thumbsup:

[Kaos]

 

[russ713]

I came into this thread fully expecting Kaos to have something that SOMEWHAT resembled a coherent, entertaining response and all I got was this crap --->>  ???


Seriously?

Talk about a waste of space.

 

[RWS]

I came into this thread fully expecting Kaos to have something that SOMEWHAT resembled a coherent, entertaining response and all I got was this crap --->>  ???


Seriously?

Talk about a waste of space.

 

Really, you don't want him to reply.

[Kaos]

Really, you don't want him to reply.

Making fun of handicapped kids is only fun for so long. 

I don't have to say anything to make some people look dumb.  They do most of it on their own.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Making fun of handicapped kids is only fun for so long. 

I don't have to say anything to make some people look dumb.  They do most of it on their own.

Ah...the obligatory, "O'DOYLE RULES!!!" response from Kaos.   

Okay... I'll just claim both postions from now on and then call people handicapped and idiots from now on. 

It's the Kaos "Blueprint".

[RWS]

I think the problem here is, some people didn't take a position. By the way they talked, it sure seemed like they were taking a position. Nothing but sunshine and unicorns, "this is possibly the best staff in the country", etc etc etc, but it was always followed by a "we'll have to see" or something similar. Now, some folks are wanting to play the Prowler card and say "well, I never said that this or that was going to happen".

Some here did make it clear what their position was, and I was one of them. I didn't think this offense would work in the SEC. After a 5-0 start however, I was sort of on board with it. I thought maybe I was wrong. But then the last two games happened. The offense went from fairly impressive to a relapse of '08 in one game. So far, it has worked against a woeful MSU, a middle of the road Tennessee. It hasn't worked against a porous Arkansas defense, or a bad KY defense. NOW its time for the meat of the SEC schedule for AU. I remember a few weeks ago folks like me were mocked "But ohhhh, I thought this offense wouldn't work in the SEC??".

Is it all that surprising that I'm chuckling a little after being taunted about it?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I think the problem here is, some people didn't take a position. By the way they talked, it sure seemed like they were taking a position. Nothing but sunshine and unicorns, "this is possibly the best staff in the country", etc etc etc, but it was always followed by a "we'll have to see" or something similar. Now, some folks are wanting to play the Prowler card and say "well, I never said that this or that was going to happen".

Okay...Even if true... What's wrong with that?  Also, why should people be ridiculed for wanting to wait and see as opposed to stressing over shit they have no control over, or couldn't know anything about yet?  When did having an opinion, and basing it on what's known been something you can't do on this message board?

Some here did make it clear what their position was, and I was one of them. I didn't think this offense would work in the SEC. After a 5-0 start however, I was sort of on board with it. I thought maybe I was wrong. But then the last two games happened. The offense went from fairly impressive to a relapse of '08 in one game. So far, it has worked against a woeful MSU, a middle of the road Tennessee. It hasn't worked against a porous Arkansas defense, or a bad KY defense. NOW its time for the meat of the SEC schedule for AU. I remember a few weeks ago folks like me were mocked "But ohhhh, I thought this offense wouldn't work in the SEC??".

Is it all that surprising that I'm chuckling a little after being taunted about it?

When did THIS thread become about you?  Good job, RWS... You took a position...sort of... and now you're going thru multiple threads and making sure we all know it. 

Okay...we got it.  Congrats.   You're a bad ass, possibly poster of the year.  Have a virtual beer on me. 

[RWS]

Okay...Even if true... What's wrong with that?  Also, why should people be ridiculed for wanting to wait and see as opposed to stressing over shit they have no control over, or couldn't know anything about yet?  When did having an opinion, and basing it on what's known been something you can't do on this message board?

When did THIS thread become about you?  Good job, RWS... You took a position...sort of... and now you're going thru multiple threads and making sure we all know it. 

Okay...we got it.  Congrats.   You're a bad ass, possibly poster of the year.  Have a virtual beer on me. 

Meh, whatever. My point is, when people are prematurely taunted, don't be surprised when they remind you of it when becomes clear the taunting was in fact premature.

[Jumbo]

We have a poster of the year award? I vote Birdman 09'

[The Prowler]

We have a poster of the year award? I vote Birdman 09'

Where's that Left Field smiley when you need it?  I guess this will have to do...

[RWS]

Where's that Left Field smiley when you need it?  I guess this will have to do...

Prowler, three questions....

1) How does that shit taste?

2) How many points do you think AU beats UF by in the SECCG?

3) What bowl game do you think Alabama ends up in when we go 6-6 this season?

 

[Kaos]

Meh, whatever. My point is, when people are prematurely taunted, don't be surprised when they remind you of it when becomes clear the taunting was in fact premature.

You Bama guys should know all about this.  You started taunting 50 years ago and have kept it up pretty much non-stop even when your teams (like most of the last 30 years) haven't had dick squat to taunt about. 

No sense of propriety.  Just dumbass houndstooth bellowing. 

It's sort of disingenuous to taunt and claim it's a response to premature taunting when in fact, it was just a continuation of taunting from previous years.  You bastards are just like Shane from Centerpoint (and sadly a few of ours here). 

You say the same thing over and over and over.  For five years that rooty-poo bastard predicted an undefeated season for Bama.  Then last year he started crowing because "he knew it all along."  That's fucking ignorant.   

We've got a couple like that.  We all know it.  We see them, too. But for every one of ours there are 20 of yours like that.  When you figure that the Alabama-backing population outnumbers the Auburn-backing population by about 12% or so, that 20-1 margin gives you guys a clear dumbass majority. 

Were you right in this case?  Maybe so.  You, like me, weren't sure you were right two weeks ago.  Are you sure even now?

Can you say for sure that West Virginia and Tennessee were the anomalies? Or were Arkansas and Kentucky aberrations?

I'm not shy about voicing my opinion. I'm also intelligent enough to consider changing variables and adjust my point of view as new evidence emerges.  As I wrote several times (for those not so dense they can't comprehend it) I was encouraged by some of the things that I saw, but my overall opinion of the situation hadn't really changed all that much.

I cautioned against some of the very things that have raped us in the ass the last two weeks -- and took grief for it from a few who've attempted to pretend they didn't say what they said, which would be amusing if it weren't so sad.

But whatever. 

Gloat now. As I was once told by BG, this shit is cyclical. You won't be on top forever. We won't be on the bottom forever, either.  Only Ole Miss does that. Couple of years from now when the new staff takes over.... hahaha.  Not going to start kicking that mule yet.  Just don't get comfortable you fucks. 

[RWS]

You Bama guys should know all about this.  You started taunting 50 years ago and have kept it up pretty much non-stop even when your teams (like most of the last 30 years) haven't had dick squat to taunt about.  

No sense of propriety.  Just dumbass houndstooth bellowing.  

It's sort of disingenuous to taunt and claim it's a response to premature taunting when in fact, it was just a continuation of taunting from previous years.  You bastards are just like Shane from Centerpoint (and sadly a few of ours here).  

You say the same thing over and over and over.  For five years that rooty-poo bastard predicted an undefeated season for Bama.  Then last year he started crowing because "he knew it all along."  That's fucking ignorant.  

We've got a couple like that.  We all know it.  We see them, too. But for every one of ours there are 20 of yours like that.  When you figure that the Alabama-backing population outnumbers the Auburn-backing population by about 12% or so, that 20-1 margin gives you guys a clear dumbass majority.  

Were you right in this case?  Maybe so.  You, like me, weren't sure you were right two weeks ago.  Are you sure even now?

Can you say for sure that West Virginia and Tennessee were the anomalies? Or were Arkansas and Kentucky aberrations?

I'm not shy about voicing my opinion. I'm also intelligent enough to consider changing variables and adjust my point of view as new evidence emerges.  As I wrote several times (for those not so dense they can't comprehend it) I was encouraged by some of the things that I saw, but my overall opinion of the situation hadn't really changed all that much.

I cautioned against some of the very things that have raped us in the ass the last two weeks -- and took grief for it from a few who've attempted to pretend they didn't say what they said, which would be amusing if it weren't so sad.

But whatever.  

Gloat now. As I was once told by BG, this shit is cyclical. You won't be on top forever. We won't be on the bottom forever, either.  Only Ole Miss does that. Couple of years from now when the new staff takes over.... hahaha.  Not going to start kicking that mule yet.  Just don't get comfortable you fucks.  

I think Todd has re-injured his shoulder and they are keeping their lips shut. In that case, then no, I don't believe the past two games were aberrations. And I'm pretty sure I'm right. And as for gloating? You're fucking right. I've had to hear AU fans gloat for the past 10 years while our program was at its worst. That will leave a bad taste in anybody's mouth. You think I'm not going to say something when we're finally doing well, especially when some of those folks claimed that CNS would never be able to win like he did at LSU? Alot of AU fans loved throwing 6 in our faces. All the time, all you hear is.....6. But now you guys can't take it when we're at the top of our game? Please....

I know we won't be on top forever, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't enjoy it while we are. But, that also means I have to take my medicine when/if we drop a game or two.

[Kaos]

I think Todd has re-injured his shoulder and they are keeping their lips shut. In that case, then no, I don't believe the past two games were aberrations. And I'm pretty sure I'm right. And as for gloating? You're phuking right. I've had to hear AU fans gloat for the past 10 years while our program was at its worst. That will leave a bad taste in anybody's mouth. You think I'm not going to say something when we're finally doing well, especially when some of those folks claimed that CNS would never be able to win like he did at LSU? Alot of AU fans loved throwing 6 in our faces. All the time, all you hear is.....6. But now you guys can't take it when we're at the top of our game? Please....

I know we won't be on top forever, but that doesn't mean I shouldn't enjoy it while we are. But, that also means I have to take my medicine when/if we drop a game or two.

Only the stupid Auburn fans gloat. 

I'll argue stuff, but gloating isn't my deal. 

[AUChizad]

You Bama guys should know all about this.  You started taunting 50 years ago and have kept it up pretty much non-stop even when your teams (like most of the last 30 years) haven't had dick squat to taunt about. 

No sense of propriety.  Just dumbass houndstooth bellowing. 

It's sort of disingenuous to taunt and claim it's a response to premature taunting when in fact, it was just a continuation of taunting from previous years.  You bastards are just like Shane from Centerpoint (and sadly a few of ours here). 

You say the same thing over and over and over.  For five years that rooty-poo bastard predicted an undefeated season for Bama.  Then last year he started crowing because "he knew it all along."  That's fucking ignorant.   

We've got a couple like that.  We all know it.  We see them, too. But for every one of ours there are 20 of yours like that.  When you figure that the Alabama-backing population outnumbers the Auburn-backing population by about 12% or so, that 20-1 margin gives you guys a clear dumbass majority. 

Were you right in this case?  Maybe so.  You, like me, weren't sure you were right two weeks ago.  Are you sure even now?

Can you say for sure that West Virginia and Tennessee were the anomalies? Or were Arkansas and Kentucky aberrations?

I'm not shy about voicing my opinion. I'm also intelligent enough to consider changing variables and adjust my point of view as new evidence emerges.  As I wrote several times (for those not so dense they can't comprehend it) I was encouraged by some of the things that I saw, but my overall opinion of the situation hadn't really changed all that much.

I cautioned against some of the very things that have raped us in the ass the last two weeks -- and took grief for it from a few who've attempted to pretend they didn't say what they said, which would be amusing if it weren't so sad.

But whatever. 

Gloat now. As I was once told by BG, this shit is cyclical. You won't be on top forever. We won't be on the bottom forever, either.  Only Ole Miss does that. Couple of years from now when the new staff takes over.... hahaha.  Not going to start kicking that mule yet.  Just don't get comfortable you fucks. 

Who is this guy?

This, is exactly what those dubbed "sunshine pumpers" have been trying to tell you (and bammers) all season, although perhaps not as effectively or clearly.

No one has claimed foresight or to know beyond all doubt that we're going to win the SEC this year.

That was you and the bammers who were so solidly certain. Chopper and I for sure have argued nothing besides "We don't know yet."

We have looked like shit in these middle two games in the season. Is it a slump, or a trend that will continue? I don't know. You don't either. I'll continue to hope the Arkansas & Kentucky games were anomalies. If LSU rips us a new asshole, I won't be too optimistic for the rest of the season.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Who is this guy?

This, is exactly what those dubbed "sunshine pumpers" have been trying to tell you (and bammers) all season, although perhaps not as effectively or clearly.

No one has claimed foresight or to know beyond all doubt that we're going to win the SEC this year.

That was you and the bammers who were so solidly certain. Chopper and I for sure have argued nothing besides "We don't know yet."
We have looked like shit in these middle two games in the season. Is it a slump, or a trend that will continue? I don't know. You don't either. I'll continue to hope the Arkansas & Kentucky games were anomalies. If LSU rips us a new asshole, I won't be too optimistic for the rest of the season.

I still for the life of me don't understand why THIS is so fucking hard to understand.

[Kaos]

This, is exactly what those dubbed "sunshine pumpers" have been trying to tell you (and bammers) all season, although perhaps not as effectively or clearly.

No one has claimed foresight or to know beyond all doubt that we're going to win the SEC this year.

That was you and the bammers who were so solidly certain. Chopper and I for sure have argued nothing besides "We don't know yet."

We have looked like poop in these middle two games in the season. Is it a slump, or a trend that will continue? I don't know. You don't either. I'll continue to hope the Arkansas & Kentucky games were anomalies. If LSU rips us a new butthole, I won't be too optimistic for the rest of the season.

Right...

That's not exactly how it played out, but if you choose to remember it that way?  Okay, then.