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Why my wife is better than yours
« on: October 15, 2009, 09:47:24 PM »
For my birthday I received:

- A Playstation 3
- Grand Theft Auto 4
- Fallout 3

The only downside was she got a stomach ache from Leonardo's and sex presents were a no go. 

But it didn't matter.  I stayed up late playing PS3. 

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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2009, 07:05:32 AM »
Quote from: townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:47:24 PM
For my birthday I received:

- A Playstation 3
- Grand Theft Auto 4
- Fallout 3

The only downside was she got a stomach ache from Leonardo's and sex presents were a no go. 

But it didn't matter.  I stayed up late playing PS3. 


Damn.
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2009, 10:39:11 AM »
Quote from: townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:47:24 PM
The only downside was she got a stomach ache from Leonardo's and sex presents were a no go. 

Apparently I am missing what her stomach ache has to do with the multitude of other options?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 12:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 10:39:11 AM
Apparently I am missing what her stomach ache has to do with the multitude of other options?

Really.  Its not like you were going to fuck her bellybutton.
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 12:41:59 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on October 16, 2009, 12:21:27 PM
Really.  Its not like you were going to fuck her bellybutton.

This man gets it......Of course there is also something to said for her not bothering you while gaming.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2009, 03:38:04 PM »
Stomach Ache Translation = she had the shits.

You should have told her that would just lube up the hole for you.  :gig: :gig:
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2009, 05:05:03 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 16, 2009, 03:38:04 PM
Stomach Ache Translation = she had the shits.

You should have told her that would just lube up the hole for you.  :gig: :gig:
Hooooot pocket!
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2009, 07:13:16 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 16, 2009, 03:38:04 PM
Stomach Ache Translation = she had the shits.

You should have told her that would just lube up the hole for you.  :gig: :gig:
Dirty Dirty.
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2009, 01:54:23 PM »
That is commonly referred to as an Alabama Hot Pocket.
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2009, 08:32:29 PM »
Somebody's never heard of a Cleveland Steamer...
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 09:11:02 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 19, 2009, 08:32:29 PM
Somebody's never heard of a Cleveland Steamer...
Much to messy, I prefer the hot pocket or a rusty trombone.
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2009, 01:09:17 PM »
I think we scared THS.
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2009, 02:33:18 PM »
We have to get some folks playing online.
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2009, 03:51:39 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on October 22, 2009, 02:33:18 PM
We have to get some folks playing online.
Hot Pocket? That might be tough.
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2009, 08:53:57 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 22, 2009, 01:09:17 PM
I think we scared THS.

Scared me?!?

I've been spending all my free time eating hot pockets.  Now that's a real treat!
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Re: Why my wife is better than yours
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2009, 12:32:56 AM »
It's called the Alabama hot pocket.
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