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OK, Nostradumbasses....

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OK, Nostradumbasses....
« on: October 09, 2009, 07:08:16 PM »
Stepping in to cover this one. Auburn versus Arkansas - rub the crystal ball (or my balls) and pull a prediction out of your ass.

Winner gets a all expenses paid overnight stay in the Ensley housing projects and a 16 ounce jar of Hormel pickled pig feet.

I say:
Auburn 38
Arkansas 30
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 07:14:26 PM »
AU 45
arky 38
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 07:16:26 PM »
Hogs win.
Have you tried the pickled turkey gizzards? Yum.
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2009, 07:32:21 PM »
Arkansas 52
Auburn 30
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2009, 07:37:59 PM »
Auburn 29

Arky 21
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2009, 07:52:58 PM »
AU - 31
UA - 20
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2009, 07:59:33 PM »
Our boards are predicting that we win mostly. That shit happens with evenly matched teams.
Does anyone really want to back up Tommy's 3 TD prediction? It could happen. It could happen in the reverse.
This game just has more intangibles than any other that I know of.
Our strengths play against yall's weaknesses and vice versa. It may come down to the kicking game.
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2009, 08:20:03 PM »
Our boards are predicting that we win mostly. That shit happens with evenly matched teams.
Does anyone really want to back up Tommy's 3 TD prediction? It could happen. It could happen in the reverse.
This game just has more intangibles than any other that I know of.
Our strengths play against yall's weaknesses and vice versa. It may come down to the kicking game.
I don't think anyone would take that bet. This one could wind up being anything from a 3-5 point win to a blowout for either team.

Tommy's habit of laying eggs against ya'll has made us very gun shy. Honestly, I don't know what to expect. I hope Gus has a few tricks up his sleeve and Ted Roof can get his guys to clamp it down. Special teams will definitely be the difference for both of us. 
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2009, 08:25:24 PM »
Auburn    - 42
Arkansas - 20

Thats Tubbs +1
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2009, 08:30:44 PM »
I don't think anyone would take that bet. This one could wind up being anything from a 3-5 point win to a blowout for either team.

Tommy's habit of laying eggs against ya'll has made us very gun shy. Honestly, I don't know what to expect. I hope Gus has a few tricks up his sleeve and Ted Roof can get his guys to clamp it down. Special teams will definitely be the difference for both of us. 
I'm just gonna sit back and get a buzz on and let it play out.
We're having a bbq, keg party, guitar pull at a neighbors tomorrow. Good time whatever the outcome. We will be some go hog go motherfuckers.
I still think we win.
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2009, 08:33:04 PM »
I'm just gonna sit back and get a buzz on and let it play out.
We're having a bbq, keg party, guitar pull at a neighbors tomorrow. Good time whatever the outcome. We will be some go hog go motherfuckers.
I still think we win.
make sure to have a video recorder ready.....YouTube sensation.
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2009, 08:35:46 PM »
make sure to have a video recorder ready.....YouTube sensation.
No tables were harmed in the filming of this video.
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2009, 08:46:21 PM »
I'm just gonna sit back and get a buzz on and let it play out.
We're having a bbq, keg party, guitar pull at a neighbors tomorrow. Good time whatever the outcome. We will be some go hog go motherphukers.
I still think we win.

Got to get started early. Everybody will have a chance for a morning buzz tomorrow.
Biscuits and beer!
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2009, 08:48:48 PM »
Auburn 1198 - Arkansas -15. 
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2009, 11:44:58 PM »
Glenn, I thought the cops done told you to keep your balls to yourself.

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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2009, 01:37:58 AM »
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2009, 01:52:10 AM »
Auburn 38

Arkansas 20
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2009, 10:23:31 AM »
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2009, 11:23:45 AM »
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Re: OK, Nostradumbasses....
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2009, 11:49:58 AM »
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