What?!? Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose?

Ogre · « **on:** October 09, 2009, 09:28:40 AM »

Who would have ever seen this coming?

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AUBURN AT ARKANSAS

This is going to be fun. A track meet, with Gus Malzahn's explosive spread against Bobby Petrino's explosive dropback attack that will throw the best group of receivers the 2-point favored Tigers could see this season. Don't get caught up in how the Hogs rank last in the SEC in just about all things defense. Remember, they've played Georgia (2-1 SEC) and Alabama (2-0) in their first two league games, not Mississippi State (1-2) and Tennessee (0-2). Is Auburn's defense up for Ryan Mallett and Company? Is Arkansas' up for Chris Todd and all that Tiger firepower? We will find out about Auburn's defense this week.

Arkansas 38, Auburn 35

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AUChizad · « **Reply #1 on:** October 09, 2009, 10:09:04 AM »

Quote from: Ogre on October 09, 2009, 09:28:40 AM

Who would have ever seen this coming?

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Thanks Charles!

This pretty much guarantees a blowout of the Hogs.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** October 09, 2009, 10:18:24 AM »

So, does he actually wear his houndstooth hat while he types?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2009, 10:21:57 AM »

He is using the whole "blind-pig/acorn" method of picking games. If he keeps picking AU to lose, he has to get it right eventually, doesn't he????

Stupid asshole.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #4 on:** October 09, 2009, 10:23:37 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 09, 2009, 10:18:24 AM

So, does he actually wear his houndstooth hat while he types?

I think Mrs.Hollis wears it on the nights she has to put out.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #5 on:** October 09, 2009, 10:24:12 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 09, 2009, 10:23:37 AM

I think Mrs.Hollis wears it on the nights she has to put out.

AUChizad · « **Reply #6 on:** October 09, 2009, 10:32:14 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 09, 2009, 10:23:37 AM

I think Mrs.Hollis wears it on the nights she has to put out.

"Well, let's see, I had you put on a gray suit and let me call you Nick for my birthday. How bout for Valentines, you put on a houndstooth hat and hold on to a bottle of Dickel periodically taking swigs from it as I rail you?"

jadennis · « **Reply #7 on:** October 09, 2009, 10:56:06 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 09, 2009, 10:32:14 AM

"Well, let's see, I had you put on a gray suit and let me call you Nick for my birthday. How bout for Valentines, you put on a houndstooth hat and hold on to a bottle of toolel periodically taking swigs from it as I rail you?"

You just gave RWS and Birmingham orgasms.

I threw up.

jadennis · « **Reply #8 on:** October 09, 2009, 11:00:49 AM »

I like how Hollis uses the logic commonly found on the Volnation board last week.

How is this even allowed to be an argument....."we lost to two teams that were better than us, and you beat two teams that you are better than....therefore we'll beat you"?

Arkansas may win, but it won't be because they lost to Georgia and Alabama and Auburn beat MSU and Tennessee.

That's almost as dumb as Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize 11 days into his presidency. Almost.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2009, 11:17:47 AM »

I am shocked I tell you, just shocked!

djsimp · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2009, 11:43:21 AM »

I heard Paul Fartbaum and Charlie boy Hollis are lovers.

themilkmandidit · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2009, 01:00:22 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on October 09, 2009, 11:43:21 AM

I heard Paul Fartbaum and Charlie boy Hollis are lovers.

I believe the politically correct term for this is " life partners". That is what I was informed in Boston by a local at least.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2009, 01:05:18 PM »

Quote from: Keller on October 09, 2009, 01:00:22 PM

I believe the politically correct term for this is " life partners". That is what I was informed in Boston by a local at least.

Exactly. Like how Jumbo calls his hobby inner-species erotica.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 09, 2009, 01:21:07 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 09, 2009, 01:05:18 PM

Exactly. It like how Jumbo calls his hobby inner-species erotica.

I miss my donkey.

Jumbo · « **Reply #14 on:** October 09, 2009, 01:24:11 PM »

Erotic, Erotic, put my hands inside your ...

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #15 on:** October 09, 2009, 05:30:00 PM »

Why are these guys paid money?

We've debunked every theory so far. I guess Hollis will keep presenting new ones.

Wary of the day he picks us to lose.

djsimp · « **Reply #16 on:** October 09, 2009, 06:37:49 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on October 09, 2009, 05:30:00 PM

Why are these guys paid money?

We've debunked every theory so far. I guess Hollis will keep presenting new ones.

Wary of the day he picks us to lose.

Then you are wary about every week then?

The Prowler · « **Reply #17 on:** October 09, 2009, 06:42:51 PM »

If we score 35, we'll win.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 09, 2009, 08:50:16 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on October 09, 2009, 06:37:49 PM

Then you are wary about every week then?

Damnit I meant win.

It's been a long ~~week~~ 9 weeks.

boartitz · « **Reply #19 on:** October 09, 2009, 09:04:19 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on October 09, 2009, 06:42:51 PM

If we score 35, we'll win.

We'll see. This fucker may be in the 50s on both sides. Who knows?