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April 7, 2010

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April 7, 2010
« on: October 06, 2009, 03:42:53 PM »
There will be a new little TigersXer entering the world.  Now that we have made it past the 1st trimester I thought I would let you all know that the red head is pregnant and all is going well.  I sure hope the kid ends up looking like the wife.  Knowing my luck it will probably be born with a Koozie in its hand.
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2009, 03:49:16 PM »
There will be a new little TigersXer entering the world.  Now that we have made it past the 1st trimester I thought I would let you all know that the red head is pregnant and all is going well.  I sure hope the kid ends up looking like the wife.  Knowing my luck it will probably be born with a Koozie in its hand.

Awesome Mark.  Can I see the pictures of the conception?
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2009, 03:49:51 PM »
Congrats Mark! Must be something in the water over here.
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 03:50:15 PM »
Congrats AUTR! 
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2009, 03:51:07 PM »
Great news man!  Happy for you that things are working out well there!  You two deserve it.

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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2009, 03:57:20 PM »
Congrats on the future little Tailgater.
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 04:26:57 PM »
Good job.  I knew you had it in her.
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2009, 04:56:08 PM »
Congratulations, master of the tailgate!  Glad all is well thus far.

Call a brotha if you're not consuming the placenta.
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2009, 04:58:23 PM »
Congratulations, master of the tailgate!  Glad all is well thus far.

Call a brotha if you're not consuming the placenta.

Tom...is that you?
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2009, 04:59:23 PM »
Congratulations, master of the tailgate!  Glad all is well thus far.

Call a brotha if you're not consuming the placenta.

I wonder how it tastes sautee'd with Faava beans?
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2009, 05:20:26 PM »
Success!  Congrats!
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2009, 06:29:33 PM »
Birdman said you shot blanks.

Congrats Mark!
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2009, 06:37:07 PM »
congrats...

just in time for taxes.
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2009, 07:45:42 PM »
Birdman said you shot blanks.

Congrats Mark!

I can't get pregnant.  What the hell are you ta....wait, what?
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2009, 10:51:11 PM »
OH YAY!!!!!!!  I was thinking about you guys recently on this very same topic.  I AM THRILLED!!!!!  Congrats to you both!!!
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2009, 10:53:10 PM »
Big Mac congrats again!!!
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2009, 11:53:52 PM »
Congratulations AUTR!
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2009, 03:26:48 AM »
Congrats Master of all things tailgate.
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2009, 08:18:58 PM »
There will be a new little TigersXer entering the world.  Now that we have made it past the 1st trimester I thought I would let you all know that the red head is pregnant and all is going well.  I sure hope the kid ends up looking like the wife.  Knowing my luck it will probably be born with a Koozie in its hand.


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Here's to the health of your wife and child. And remember. Don't let a bammer doctor deliver it.
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Re: April 7, 2010
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2009, 08:31:15 PM »
Thanks all for the good wishes.  I can't wait to introduce the little one to the famous pink dumpster.
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