An Open PM to Birmingham

Tiger Wench · « **on:** October 04, 2009, 11:26:42 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 07:52:02 PM

Most likely to be a fair-weather fan. Tigerwench cause she's a chick

I know that you were

at me, trying for a response, but I cannot let this one go. I don't give a damn about the sex jokes and the women jokes and whatnot. You are just lame and somewhat amusing at times. But you have crossed the line, and I am not kidding. Fair weather fan?

FUCK YOU.

I am a second generation Auburn graduate. I lived in Auburn as a child while my daddy finished his degree by day and worked as an City of Auburn police officer by night. I attended my first Auburn game when I was 5 years old, Shug's last season as head coach. I still have the newspaper clippings from the day he died, two days before my tenth birthday. I suffered through the Barfield era, wearing my orange and blue to school every Friday despite all the bullshit I got from your gap toothed, inbred, lame ass sister fucking bretheren, because I was still proud to be an Auburn girl, and knew that even when we lost, I was still better than them. I soaked up every minute of the Pat Dye era, because I had earned the right to enjoy the way it felt to beat you fuckers. When I started grad school, I almost got arrested for creating a scene in the Athletic Offices because I had not yet enrolled for classes and they would not sell me a student ticket for the first game, which was played before school started that year. I paid full price for a ticket and went anyway. One of the first phrases my kids learned to say was "Bammer stinks!", right after "War Eagle" and "I love you". I have been orange and blue since day one.

So do your thing with the stupid voting and blah blah blah. But don't you EVER insinuate that I am like you fucking scumbags to the west, and only support my team when they win. Like I knew in junior high - I would rather be an Auburn fan and never see my team win another game than EVER lower my standards and be a fucking bammer fan and watch those bastards win national championships every damn year.

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

Birmingham · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:39:07 AM »

My wildest dreams have been surpassed. I had hoped for a pissed off response and got a brand new thread in it's place. My mind has been blown and I have a huge shit eating grin on my face.

hook, line.... .... ....

AWK · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2009, 01:20:36 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 05, 2009, 12:39:07 AM

My wildest dreams have been surpassed. I had hoped for a pissed off response and got a brand new thread in it's place. My mind has been blown and I have a huge shit eating grin on my face.

hook, line.... .... ....

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

Jumbo · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2009, 01:21:32 AM »

Quote from: AWK on October 05, 2009, 01:20:36 AM

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

What he said....What did you say?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:34:25 AM »

Have I told you lately that I heart you, Wench? If not, I apologize.

djsimp · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2009, 09:13:40 AM »

Quote from: AWK on October 05, 2009, 01:20:36 AM

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."

I have a new respect for you man.

djsimp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2009, 09:22:08 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 05, 2009, 12:39:07 AM

My wildest dreams have been surpassed. I had hoped for a pissed off response and got a brand new thread in it's place. My mind has been blown and I have a huge poop eating grin on my face.

hook, line.... .... ....

Way to live up to your expectations B'ham. There is nothing like a bammer living up to what fans across the SEC already know you are. Im just surprised you had enough time to get Sabans banana out of your mouth long enough to eat his poop and grin. Thats a dedicated bammer right there.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:10:58 AM »

I will admit to having had a touch of the grape last night. Had I not been somewhat uninhibited, my response would have been more like

A bammer fan on an Auburn board calling me a fair weather fan. Yeah, that makes sense.

And how do you get "hook, line...", you stupid fuck, when I openly stated right off the bat that I realized what you were trying to do? I am not stupid and you are not nearly as clever as you think you are. The only reason you got a separate thread was because I did not want to mess up the other one telling you to go fuck yourself. Which you can still do. Repeatedly. With a broken broomstick.

Bottom line? Don't ever question my loyalty, you inbred redneck fuck.

jadennis · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:21:28 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 05, 2009, 11:10:58 AM

I will admit to having had a touch of the grape last night. Had I not been somewhat uninhibited, my response would have been more like

A bammer fan on an Auburn board calling me a fair weather fan. Yeah, that makes sense.

And how do you get "hook, line...", you stupid phuk, when I openly stated right off the bat that I realized what you were trying to do? I am not stupid and you are not nearly as clever as you think you are. The only reason you got a separate thread was because I did not want to mess up the other one telling you to go phuk yourself. Which you can still do. Repeatedly. With a broken broomstick.

Bottom line? Don't ever question my loyalty, you inbred redneck phuk.

I'm in New Braunfels, TX....3 hours to Houston suddenly doesn't seem too far away to drive over and bow to you.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:24:19 AM »

Quote from: jadennis on October 05, 2009, 11:21:28 AM

I'm in New Braunfels, TX....3 hours to Houston suddenly doesn't seem too far away to drive over and bow to you.

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 05, 2009, 08:34:25 AM

Have I told you lately that I heart you, Wench? If not, I apologize.

I love you guys too. I figured someone on here would have my back, but like I said, a little vino and I decided to do it myself. Doesn't take much when you are dealing with a member of the lower class.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:25:02 AM »

Wench you are my new hero.

Birmingham? Go brush your tooth. You're talking shit and your breath stinks.

RWS · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:07:57 PM »

I find it amusing that "questioning your loyalty" on a message board gets you so fired up.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:16:56 PM »

Quote from: RWS on October 05, 2009, 12:07:57 PM

I find it amusing that "questioning your loyalty" on a message board gets you so fired up.

What part of "I will admit to having had a touch of the grape last night" did you not understand? Oh, wait, maybe you didn't understand. Let me translate into bammer speak:

"Dayum, I wuz fucked UP on some Natty Lite las' nite..."

jadennis · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:22:32 PM »

Quote from: RWS on October 05, 2009, 12:07:57 PM

I find it amusing that "questioning your loyalty" on a message board gets you so fired up.

This coming from an Alabama fan on an Auburn message board? Hmmmm......do I need to point out the irony of you being "amused"?

RWS · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:26:00 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 05, 2009, 12:16:56 PM

What part of "I will admit to having had a touch of the grape last night" did you not understand? Oh, wait, maybe you didn't understand. Let me translate into bammer speak:

"Dayum, I wuz fucked UP on some Natty Lite las' nite..."

Well, from your account above, it sounded like you knew what you were doing. Hell, just looking at the original statement, which was well punctuated and articulated, with only one or two errors in spacing, didn't seem to be a post from somebody who was drunk and didn't know what they were saying. You even managed to hyphenate correctly. You are the best drunk typer in the world. Congratulations. Personally, I don't make it a habit to jump on message boards if I drink. But to each his own.

RWS · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:27:35 PM »

Quote from: jadennis on October 05, 2009, 12:22:32 PM

This coming from an Alabama fan on an Auburn message board? Hmmmm......do I need to point out the irony of you being "amused"?

This statement just doesn't fit. Yes. I am an Alabama fan on an Auburn message board. And I am amused. And? YOU QUESTIONING MY LOYALTY MOTHERFUCKER? HUH? HUH?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:47:20 PM »

I was nominated for King of the Drunk post in another thread. While I admit to a few late night bourbon induced rants...my stuff is a far cry from this product of the grape.

I can usually type "Fuk yuu bitsh...uumm..yeah, take that"...before I burp and fall asleep. That shit above is some bona fide Ernest T. Hemingway stuff.

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:48:50 PM »

Hey, I grew up in Auburn too. Although, it was a little later. From 86-95

AUChizad · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2009, 01:02:38 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on October 05, 2009, 12:47:20 PM

I was nominated for King of the Drunk post in another thread. While I admit to a few late night bourbon induced rants...my stuff is a far cry from this product of the grape.

I can usually type "Fuk yuu bitsh...uumm..yeah, take that"...before I burp and fall asleep. That shit above is some bona fide Ernest T. Hemingway stuff.

96% of my posts are written when I'm drunk.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #19 on:** October 05, 2009, 01:40:52 PM »

Quote from: RWS on October 05, 2009, 12:26:00 PM

Personally, I don't make it a habit to jump on message boards if I drink. But to each his own.

I suggest you grab a beer or grab a life then cause you are always on one board or another.