TigersX Superlatives: Class of 2009

[Birmingham]

*You can vote for the same poster for 2 different Superlatives.  Only 2 though.  
*Their are 5 Badges, name 5 different member.


Superlatives: (Each member can be named up to 2 times)
Most likely to get you drunk at a game.
Most likely to have no inside sources.
Most likely to contribute something worth reading on any given day.
Most likely to be the owner of firegenechizik.com on godaddy.
Most likely to be a fair-weather fan.
Most likely to still be posting on AUNation.
Most likely to be a female poster that beats the shit out of men for their pleasure.
Most fun to tailgate with.
Most likely to jerk off to the thought of Tommy Tuberville coming back.
Most likely to get owned by Kaos in a arguement.
Most likely to be the president of The Prowler's fan club.
Most likely to not have played a down of football before.
Most likely to not be nearly as tough as he acts on TigersX.net.
Most likely to win the Battle for the Crown this year.
Most likely to be banned.
Most likely to purchase a "real doll".
Most likely to get the shit beat out of him if he talked in real life the way he does on TigersX.net.
Most likely to be an Alabama fan posing as an Auburn fan.
Most likely to be arrested while putting on red lipstick staring at a picture of Gene Chizik.

Who gets the badge: (Each member can only be named 1 time)
"Most PWNED" badge
"Chizik's Boyfriend" badge
"More informed than the Coaches" badge
"Inebriated and Posting" badge
"The Dictionary Deputy" badge


Elegible Posters:  (I'll add to this if I leave someone out)
-#1Bammer
-280TIGER
-Argo
-aubie83
-AuburnChopper2.0
-AUChizad
-AUJarhead
-AUsweetheart
-AUTailgatingRules
-AUTiger1
-AU_Tiger_2000
-AWK
-BAMAPERRY
-Birmingham
-BLS
-boartitz
-Buzz Killington
-BZ770
-Catphish Tilly
-CCTAU
-chinook
-Come Honor Face
-D-Day
-Dallaswareagle
-djsimp41
-DnATL
-El Guapo
-GarMan
-ggraf71
-GH2001
-Godfather
-Greaseyweasel
-Harvey Birdman
-Hogwally
-jadennis
-JohnDeere
-JR4AU
-Jumbo
-Kaos
-Keller
-KirkAU
-lifesapplepie
-Lurking Tiger
-Ogre
-Pale Rider
-Pell City Tiger
-Ranger12
-RWS
-Saniflush
-ssgaufan
-stewiegriffin
-Tarheel
-The Prowler
-Thrilla
-Tiger Wench
-tiger88
-townhallsavoy
-War Eagle!!!
-wesfau2

[The Prowler]

Most likely to get you drunk at a game. (Harvey Birdman)
Most likely to have no inside sources. (Birmingham)
Most likely to contribute something worth reading on any given day. (Kaos & The Prowler)
Most likely to be the owner of firegenechizik.com on godaddy. (Greaseybammer)
Most likely to be a fair-weather fan.
Most likely to still be posting on AUNation. (RWS & bammerPERRY)
Most likely to be a female poster that beats the shit out of men for their pleasure. (Tiger Wench)
Most fun to tailgate with. (AUTailgatingRules)
Most likely to jerk off to the thought of Tommy Tuberville coming back.
Most likely to get owned by Kaos in a arguement. (Birmingham)
Most likely to be the president of The Prowler's fan club. (Mark Pera)
Most likely to not have played a down of football before. (Tiger Wench & AU Sweetheart)
Most likely to not be nearly as tough as he acts on TigersX.net. (Kaos)
Most likely to win the Battle for the Crown this year. (The Prowler)
Most likely to be banned. (No One)
Most likely to purchase a "real doll". (AU Sweetheart)
Most likely to get the shit beat out of him if he talked in real life the way he does on TigersX.net. (Kaos)
Most likely to be an Alabama fan posing as an Auburn fan. (greaseybammer)
Most likely to be arrested while putting on red lipstick staring at a picture of Gene Chizik. (Chopper 2.0)

Who gets the badge: (Each member can only be named 1 time)
"Most PWNED" badge (Birmingham)
"Chizik's Boyfriend" badge
"More informed than the Coaches" badge (War Eagle!!!)
"Inebriated and Posting" badge (Harvey Birdman)
"The Dictionary Deputy" badge (Chopper)

[Snaggletiger]

Most likely to get you drunk at a game?  Hands down...Sani and the stadium seat. 

[Pell City Tiger]

Most likely to get you drunk at a game?  Hands down...Sani and the stadium seat. 

No shit! I have photographic evidence.

[Saniflush]

Most likely to get you drunk at a game?  Hands down...Sani and the stadium seat.  

The chief refused to help me finish draining the stadium seat last night.  I don't know why I expected more from a squid.

[Snaggletiger]

The chief refused to help me finish draining the stadium seat last night.  I don't know why I expected more from a squid.

All hat...no cattle

[Pell City Tiger]

The chief refused to help me finish draining the stadium seat last night.  I don't know why I expected more from a squid.

Ha! I didn't have a cushy bus ride back to the berthing compartment! Steve's DWSFD (driving while shit faced drunk) defense rates are too steep. Besides, that seat had to be down to less than a cup by the end of the game.

I had a blast, man! You are the coolest fucker I know

"Ben Tate on the carry for a loss of 6 yards."

[Saniflush]

Ha! I didn't have a cushy bus ride back to the berthing compartment! Steve's DWSFD (driving while shit faced drunk) defense rates are too steep. Besides, that seat had to be down to less than a cup by the end of the game.

I had a blast, man! You are the coolest fucker I know

"Ben Tate on the carry for a loss of 6 yards."

I had a blast as well man.  We shall do it again!

The chief's quote refers to the stadium announcer for Tennessee who not only refused to cite the correct down and distance half the time, he also more times than not had the wrong player as well.  I swear I think it was Monte's old ass up there calling the game.

[Birmingham]

Superlatives: (Each member can be named up to 2 times)
Most likely to get you drunk at a game.  Sounds like Sani has this wrapped up though I don't know what his "seat" is about.
Most likely to have no inside sources.  The Prowler.  Only skreets he has is Sesame Skreets.
Most likely to contribute something worth reading on any given day.  Harvey Birdman
Most likely to be the owner of firegenechizik.com on godaddy.  Kaos or Greaseyweasel
Most likely to be a fair-weather fan.  Tigerwench cause she's a chick
Most likely to still be posting on AUNation.  100% The Prowler, they actually think he knows shit there.  His ego's too big to stop posting there.
Most likely to be a female poster that beats the poop out of men for their pleasure.  Gonna have to go with WarEagle!!! on this one.
Most fun to tailgate with.  Haven't gotten to tailgate with any of you guys.
Most likely to jerk off to the thought of Tommy Tuberville coming back.  Greaseyweasel
Most likely to get owned by Kaos in a arguement.  AuburnChopper2.0
Most likely to be the president of The Prowler's fan club.  AUNation posters, lmao.
Most likely to not have played a down of football before.  Hard to know with as many balls as Tigerwench has gone down on that one of them wasn't a football but I'll go with her anyway.
Most likely to not be nearly as tough as he acts on TigersX.net.  Can't remember his name but the dude that calls me bitch.
Most likely to win the Battle for the Crown this year.  Gotta go with boartitz, thinik he'll pull it off
Most likely to be banned.  I'll say its possible that I may.
Most likely to purchase a "real doll".  Kaos may get curious enough one day to pull his trigger.
Most likely to get the poop beat out of him if he talked in real life the way he does on TigersX.net.  This may be me as well.
Most likely to be an Alabama fan posing as an Auburn fan.  Don't think there's any on this board but there are some sucky as Auburn fans (weasel)
Most likely to be arrested while putting on red lipstick staring at a picture of Gene Chizik.  Chizad

Who gets the badge: (Each member can only be named 1 time)
"Most PWNED" badge  WarEagle!!!
"Chizik's Boyfriend" badge  AuburnChopper2.0
"More informed than the Coaches" badge  Kaos
"Inebriated and Posting" badge Damn, I already used Chopper...
"The Dictionary Deputy" badge  Damn, I already used Kaos.

[boartitz]

Superlatives: (Each member can be named up to 2 times)
Most likely to get you drunk at a game.  Sounds like Sani has this wrapped up though I don't know what his "seat" is about.
Most likely to have no inside sources.  The Prowler.  Only skreets he has is Sesame Skreets.
Most likely to contribute something worth reading on any given day.  Harvey Birdman
Most likely to be the owner of firegenechizik.com on godaddy.  Kaos or Greaseyweasel
Most likely to be a fair-weather fan.  Tigerwench cause she's a chick
Most likely to still be posting on AUNation.  100% The Prowler, they actually think he knows shit there.  His ego's too big to stop posting there.
Most likely to be a female poster that beats the poop out of men for their pleasure.  Gonna have to go with WarEagle!!! on this one.
Most fun to tailgate with.  Haven't gotten to tailgate with any of you guys.
Most likely to jerk off to the thought of Tommy Tuberville coming back.  Greaseyweasel
Most likely to get owned by Kaos in a arguement.  AuburnChopper2.0
Most likely to be the president of The Prowler's fan club.  AUNation posters, lmao.
Most likely to not have played a down of football before.  Hard to know with as many balls as Tigerwench has gone down on that one of them wasn't a football but I'll go with her anyway.
Most likely to not be nearly as tough as he acts on TigersX.net.  Can't remember his name but the dude that calls me bitch.
Most likely to win the Battle for the Crown this year.  Gotta go with boartitz, thinik he'll pull it off
Most likely to be banned.  I'll say its possible that I may.
Most likely to purchase a "real doll".  Kaos may get curious enough one day to pull his trigger.
Most likely to get the poop beat out of him if he talked in real life the way he does on TigersX.net.  This may be me as well.
Most likely to be an Alabama fan posing as an Auburn fan.  Don't think there's any on this board but there are some sucky as Auburn fans (weasel)
Most likely to be arrested while putting on red lipstick staring at a picture of Gene Chizik.  Chizad

Who gets the badge: (Each member can only be named 1 time)
"Most PWNED" badge  WarEagle!!!
"Chizik's Boyfriend" badge  AuburnChopper2.0
"More informed than the Coaches" badge  Kaos
"Inebriated and Posting" badge Damn, I already used Chopper...
"The Dictionary Deputy" badge  Damn, I already used Kaos.

Nostradamus

[The Prowler]

I haven't posted or even gone over to AUNation in a quite a long time.  But the last time that I did go over there, I didn't post, but I noticed RWS and El Guapo (different user name over there) posting, so I assume they're still posting over there...I don't know.

[RWS]

I can't remember the last time I posted on AUN.

[Snaggletiger]

What is this AUN of which you speak?  It sounds very ghey and wreaks of pedobears.

[CCTAU]

Most likely to not be nearly as tough as he acts on TigersX.net.  Can't remember his name but the dude that calls me bitch.

Shut up, BITCH!