"An Enemy of my enemy is my best friend"....(check this out, LMAO)

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #20 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:51:38 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 06:45:57 PM

We have testicles. Don't pretend that you are like us.

Believe me when I tell you I would NEVER pretend something like that. Why would I want my brain between my legs?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #21 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:54:06 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 06:50:38 PM

However, I can with certainty say she can pee standing up.

I can do lots of things standing up.

Have the stilletto marks on your ass healed yet? I miss my favorite doormat.

Birmingham · « **Reply #22 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:55:24 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2009, 06:51:38 PM

Believe me when I tell you I would NEVER pretend something like that. Why would I want my brain between my legs?

(insert joke about Wench not minding her brain being between my legs.)

boartitz · « **Reply #23 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:56:34 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2009, 06:51:38 PM

Believe me when I tell you I would NEVER pretend something like that. Why would I want my brain between my legs?

It's fun.
God gave us two heads and only enough blood to run them one at a time.

The Prowler · « **Reply #24 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 06:55:24 PM

(insert joke about Wench not minding her brain being between my legs.)

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #25 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:08:20 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 06:55:24 PM

(insert joke about Wench not minding her brain being between my legs.)

that's definitely a joke, considering what's actually between your legs. I hate bringing a magnifying glass to bed.

The Prowler · « **Reply #26 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:09:18 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2009, 07:08:20 PM

that's definitely a joke, considering what's actually between your legs.

***Oh SNAP***

Birmingham · « **Reply #27 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:15:41 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 04, 2009, 07:08:20 PM

that's definitely a joke, considering what's actually between your legs. I hate bringing a magnifying glass to bed.

Well I had more before you went down there. You need to learn to be careful. I swear you could suck start a Harley.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #28 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:19:55 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 07:15:41 PM

Well I had more before you went down there. You need to learn to be careful. I swear you could suck start a Harley.

Leave it to you to complain. Like you have anything to compare to.

boartitz · « **Reply #29 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:22:05 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 04, 2009, 07:15:41 PM

Well I had more before you went down there. You need to learn to be careful. I swear you could suck start a Harley.

Lame. You need to play up to the opponents, not down.
Volnation shit does not work here. Tougher audience.

Birmingham · « **Reply #30 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:25:04 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 07:22:05 PM

Lame. You need to play up to the opponents, not down.
Volnation poop does not work here. Tougher audience.

I thought that was solid B+/A-. I definitely thought it was playing at least even with "I hate bringing a magnifying glass to bed."

Catphish Tilly · « **Reply #31 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:33:29 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on October 04, 2009, 06:15:32 PM

ill be damn titz, you really do favor jimmy buffet.

Birmingham · « **Reply #32 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:34:19 PM »

Quote from: Catphish Tilly on October 04, 2009, 07:33:29 PM

ill be damn titz, you really do favor jimmy buffet.

There's two t's in Buffett and don't you ever dick something like that up again.

boartitz · « **Reply #33 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:40:36 PM »

Quote from: Catphish Tilly on October 04, 2009, 07:33:29 PM

ill be damn titz, you really do favor jimmy buffet.

That ain't me. There are some pics of me on the innerwebs, but you have to dig deep from friends of friends to find them. I have caught bigger crappie. If you find the friends of friends deal, you will see.,

Kaos · « **Reply #34 on:** October 04, 2009, 08:32:53 PM »

Quote from: ibelonginprison on October 04, 2009, 06:07:46 PM

Jesus may love you... the rest of us think you should STFU.

Your 64th post doesn't qualify you to speak for anyone except the drunk midget I saw at the Baldwin County fair who was exclaiming over the size of them damn dogs (which were actually wolves). And you can only speak for him on Tuesdays.