I love Coach Trooper Taylor

Birmingham · « **on:** October 02, 2009, 09:01:13 PM »

I can't wait to see what he does when he's coaching at Alabama.

djsimp · « **Reply #1 on:** October 02, 2009, 09:54:43 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 02, 2009, 09:01:13 PM

I can't wait to see what he does when he's coaching at Alabama.

???you started a thread for this??? What a freakin moron.

The Prowler · « **Reply #2 on:** October 02, 2009, 10:12:07 PM »

Wow....I mean, you think he's actually WORTHY of coaching with the almighty midget?

Birmingham · « **Reply #3 on:** October 02, 2009, 10:16:15 PM »

Yeah I do. I think he's gonna be a great addition to Saban's staff. I love how pumped he gets. He'll be great in Crimson.

No Huddle · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2009, 10:16:47 PM »

Remember which Alabama fan started this thread.

The Prowler · « **Reply #5 on:** October 02, 2009, 10:21:41 PM »

I hate it for ya bammerham.....Coach Troop ain't going to East Mississippi Community College (SPuat).

djsimp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 02, 2009, 10:36:46 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 02, 2009, 10:16:15 PM

Yeah I do. I think he's gonna be a great addition to Saban's staff. I love how pumped he gets. He'll be great in Crimson.

Yeah he'll also look good squirting his man juice all over the big "A" at midfield at Bryant Denny.

themilkmandidit · « **Reply #7 on:** October 03, 2009, 07:52:47 AM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on October 02, 2009, 10:36:46 PM

Yeah he'll also look good squirting his man juice all over the big "A" at midfield at Bryant Denny.

Is that how their "legends" are born? How many Heisman winners do they have again?

Birmingham · « **Reply #8 on:** October 03, 2009, 08:40:30 AM »

Quote from: Keller on October 03, 2009, 07:52:47 AM

Is that how their "legends" are born? How many Heisman winners do they have again?

Almost as many National Championships your beloved Tiger-Eagles have. That's all gonna change though when Trooper's coaching up our young men.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** October 03, 2009, 08:44:38 AM »

What's wrong with your receivers coach now?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 03, 2009, 08:52:04 AM »

themilkmandidit · « **Reply #11 on:** October 03, 2009, 09:48:11 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 08:40:30 AM

Almost as many National Championships your beloved Tiger-Eagles have. That's all gonna change though when Trooper's coaching up our young men.

If only we counted them as you do..... Trooper will stay with us. We offer a rare combination of family and fortune here in Auburn, whereas all you guys can offer is fortune.

djsimp · « **Reply #12 on:** October 03, 2009, 09:51:50 AM »

Quote from: Keller on October 03, 2009, 09:48:11 AM

If only we counted them as you do..... Trooper will stay with us. We offer a rare combination of family and fortune here in Auburn, whereas all you guys can offer is fortune.

Fortune and cookies. Lets not forget the bonus package includes bedtime stories by lil nicky.

Birmingham · « **Reply #13 on:** October 03, 2009, 09:59:56 AM »

Quote from: Keller on October 03, 2009, 09:48:11 AM

If only we counted them as you do..... Trooper will stay with us. We offer a rare combination of family and fortune here in Auburn, whereas all you guys can offer is fortune.

But but but.... what about....

themilkmandidit · « **Reply #14 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:35:56 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 09:59:56 AM

But but but.... what about....

Shush-shush now, or your snack-time privileges will be taken from you.

Birmingham · « **Reply #15 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:42:07 AM »

Quote from: Keller on October 03, 2009, 10:35:56 AM

Shush-shush now, or your snack-time privileges will be taken from you.

Excuse me if I don't get emotionally moved at your "we're a family here" speech. All joking aside, didn't Willis actually play football at Auburn? How's this "family" thing work at Auburn?

themilkmandidit · « **Reply #16 on:** October 03, 2009, 11:01:37 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 03, 2009, 10:42:07 AM

Excuse me if I don't get emotionally moved at your "we're a family here" speech. All joking aside, didn't Willis actually play football at Auburn? How's this "family" thing work at Auburn?

You are excused. I'm not trying to move you or convince you of anything, just stating fact. Willis turned his back on us, not us on him. All families have turmoil at some point. If he did not want to be a part of it, it is his loss, not ours.

Our commitments and soon to be commitments have all coined one similar phrase when interviewed. " It is one big family there. I loved everything about that." (Paraphrased and generalized)

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #17 on:** October 03, 2009, 11:16:59 AM »

The truth is CTT is settling down at Auburn where there is a real family atmosphere. Unlike the business that is UAT athletics. Everything about UAT is fake, fraudulent and superficial and the recruits know that.

Good luck, or NOT, in your quest for authenticity at UAT. It should take you the rest of life to get it there, because it will never happen. You are not Auburn and you can never be Auburn.

Birmingham · « **Reply #18 on:** October 03, 2009, 11:18:15 AM »

Quote from: Keller on October 03, 2009, 11:01:37 AM

You are excused. I'm not trying to move you or convince you of anything, just stating fact. Willis turned his back on us, not us on him. All families have turmoil at some point. If he did not want to be a part of it, it is his loss, not ours.

Our commitments and soon to be commitments have all coined one similar phrase when interviewed. " It is one big family there. I loved everything about that." (Paraphrased and generalized)

Open your eyes, Keller. "It just felt real comfortable there, I mean, it's just one big family" is said by every recruit about every single college in the United States. Thinking the "it's family here" statement is exclusive to Auburn is like thinking the McDonalds in Auburn is a ''Mom and Pop'' shop that hand cuts their own fries.

"Willis turned his back on us, not us on him". Check your facts, Keller. Turns out that family member don't appreciate being fired from their family members. Also turns out that family members don't appreciate being rehired at a pay rate embarrassingly different from what the new coaches were rolling onto the plains making. What did Willis do?????? He looked out for himself because he realized his "family" wasn't going to. Nice family you got there.

Birmingham · « **Reply #19 on:** October 03, 2009, 11:23:37 AM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on October 03, 2009, 11:16:59 AM

The truth is CTT is settling down at Auburn where there is a real family atmosphere. Unlike the business that is UAT athletics. Everything about UAT is fake, fraudulent and superficial and the recruits know that.

Good luck, or NOT, in your quest for authenticity at UAT. It should take you the rest of life to get it there, because it will never happen. You are not Auburn and you can never be Auburn.

Man it sucks to be so fraudulent and superficial. Past championships suck. National recognition is over rated. The recruits know how bad it is here. I mean, look how awful our recruiting classes have been since that bastard satan stepped foot on our campus. HOW COULD WE HAVE FALLEN INTO THIS MESS???? HE CAN'T RECRUIT WORTH poop, WHY ARE WE SETTLING FOR 5 AND 4 STAR RECRUITS???? Fire Mal Motherphukin-moore. Number 3 ranked team in the country and constant conversation of being the stand alone most complete team in the country is getting ridiculous. MAKE ALL OF THIS FRAUDULENT AND SUPERFICIAL SUCCESS STOP!!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!! THE RECRUITS KNOW THIS!!!!