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Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« on: September 28, 2009, 11:50:09 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090928/ap_on_re_us/us_sex_offender_camp


What's funny is the probation officers send them there to live because of the laws.
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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 04:49:31 AM »
     In Miami, they have a camp under a bridge, and it's not a small one either.
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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 08:47:13 AM »
Awesome.  You guys go deep into the woods where nobody can see you, and no one can hear the screams...
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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 08:50:26 AM »
     In Miami, they have a camp under a bridge, and it's not a small one either.

It's nice that they have all of them right there for the sexy children.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 09:26:59 AM »
It's nice that they have all of them right there for the sexy children.

A guy is on a date with his girlfriend who is visibly upset.

He asks, "Honey, what's the matter?"

She says, "I heard that you're a pedophile."

He says, "Pedophile???  That's an awfully big word for an eight year old."
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2009, 09:41:03 AM »
A guy is on a date with his girlfriend who is visibly upset.

He asks, "Honey, what's the matter?"

She says, "I heard that you're a pedophile."

He says, "Pedophile???  That's an awfully big word for an eight year old."

Best joke I have heard in a long long time!
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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 09:44:20 AM »
Best joke I have heard in a long long time!

Pedophile jokes are my favorite.

Tarheel loves 'em, too.  But he calls them "Educational Allegories".
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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 10:47:54 AM »
Awesome.  You guys go deep into the woods where nobody can see you, and no one can hear the screams...

When I saw this on TV, that is the first thing I said to my wife. Perfect place to drag someone and nobody hear them. There are places for these people to live, but they refuse to move to Alaska.
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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 10:58:34 AM »
Tarheel loves 'em, too.  But he calls them "Educational Allegories".

He loves to "Whoooo".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 12:37:12 PM »
Pedophile jokes are my favorite.

Tarheel loves 'em, too.  But he calls them "Educational Allegories".


The joke was not as offensive as was the way you presented it to me..."You'll really appreciate this...I was reading this article about a study of pedophilia and..."

Simply appalling.

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Re: Homeless Sex offenders in Marietta GA
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 12:46:18 PM »
He loves to "Whoooo".


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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson