Todd has played "an entire game" more than McElory
And your backup quarterback has thrown exactly 6, yes, SIX, more times than our backup quarterbacks. Soooooooooooooooooooooo.... your "time in game" doesn't mean much really does it? We swap our QB's in and out throughout the game. We run, we hand off, we generally have a good time, and from the looks of it our backup QB's are exponentially better than yours.
Cause... if you really want to look at something fun... our backup QB's have 6 TD's between the two of them.
How's your "backup" working out? Oh... what's that you say? Nothing? That pickle tickler doesn't even know what an endzone looks like. He might as well have a wet dream of fucking a porn star under a goal post at Bryant Denny, cause he has about the same shot of getting there with a hooker with his pants around his ankles as he does during a football game.
Idiot.
You know what... let's take it a little further. If we take the total number of passing and rushing plays and add them together, then take out our main QB's "rushing" you get this:
Bama – 268 rushing+passing plays not counting McElroy rushing
AU – 291 rushing+passing plays not counting Todd rushing
Then you take out the main QB passing game and you'll have the total plays run by a backup QB... let's see what totals we get:
Bama - Plays using a backup QB – 175
AU - Plays using a backup QB - 185
That's a whopping grand total of....... *drumroll please* 10 more plays we've run with a backup QB. How that adds up to a whole game's worth of sitting on the bench.............. I'm not sure. Guess that Tuscaloosa math is always mixed with a dime bag of meth. Cause the way we burn through our drives with no huddle that should equal about... oh, 5 minutes.
Fucking twatwaffle... I swear.