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« on: September 28, 2009, 01:32:08 PM »
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Oh bleeding Jesus...

Listening to Sabans press conference.

First, reporters are apparently idiots. "Coach can you explain how important it is for receivers to block on long plays?"

Second, they are fawning teenage girls.

"Talk about how Greg McElroy is so much like Tim Tebow in his leadership..."

"McElroy is going to keep coming up more and more in the Heisman discussion. Would you consider a PR campaign for him?"

Idiots.
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Re: Media + Bama =
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 01:33:29 PM »
I heard that shit too.  It made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 01:39:39 PM »
His name should come up in the discussion...right after it's announced Chris Todd is the clear leader (and that Tate and McCalebb are #1 and #2 for the Doak Walker).

Everyone that covers Alabama football should have to meet a requirement of having lived outside of the South East for at least 2 years of their adult life.  I've never seen people so stuck in their own little ignorant bubble world (aside from Hollywood liberals).
« Last Edit: September 28, 2009, 01:40:27 PM by jadennis »
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Re: Media + Bama =
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 02:12:21 PM »
Media + bama = butt buddies
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2009, 06:17:28 PM »
And you guys wonder why he always unloads on these idiots. They constantly......constantly......ask the dumbest questions possible. Sometimes when I listen to these press conferences, I really wonder about the credentials of some of these people.
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2009, 06:58:44 PM »
And what was Coach midget's answer?  What did he actually say to the reporter that asked about McElroy and the Heisman?
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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2009, 07:09:17 PM »
And what was Coach midget's answer?  What did he actually say to the reporter that asked about McElroy and the Heisman?

He said he had already started a Myspace page pushing for him to be considered. 
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2009, 07:54:13 PM »
He said he had already started a Myspace page pushing for him to be considered. 
Word on da skreets is billboards are next.....


"McElroy......fearless and true"
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2009, 08:06:49 PM »
Word on da skreets is billboards are next.....


"McElroy......fearless and true"
"Gingers don't have a soul....therefore they're fearless and true"
Mc El Roy the Rapper/Mexican/Country Ginger for Heisman '09!!!
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"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Media + Bama =
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2009, 08:12:57 PM »
"Gingers don't have a soul....therefore they're fearless and true"
Mc El Roy the Rapper/Mexican/Country Ginger for Heisman '09!!!
I think all the McElroy rap stuff isn't actually him. However, have you seen the video of Colin Peek (Holla McGhee) battling on MTV? Thats some funny shit. Almost as funny as that fucker dropping two straight passes Saturday.

http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/159512/yo-momma-atlanta-midtown-vs-little-five-points-holla-mcghee-vs-ced-young.jhtml
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2009, 08:13:25 PM »
And what was Coach midget's answer?  What did he actually say to the reporter that asked about McElroy and the Heisman?

He started rhapsodizing about his days as a high school football player.  

Said he didn't give a shit about awards and couldn't remember which of his players had ever won anything, so he didn't care about it.  

Of course the D&B guys jerked themselves raw making Bear comparisons.  "That's the Bama tradition. Team over individuals. Dates all the way back to THA BAHHHHHRRR."  

I hate Bama.  I hate every single thing about it.  And before you start up, it has nothing to do with whether they're winning or not.  They're just more insufferable when they are.  
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Re: Media + Bama =
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2009, 08:14:23 PM »
I hate Bama.  I hate every single thing about it.  And before you start up, it has nothing to do with whether they're winning or not.  They're just more insufferable when they are.  
Bullshit, I saw the Alabama magnet on your car.
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2009, 08:22:48 PM »
He started rhapsodizing about his days as a high school football player.  

Said he didn't give a shit about awards and couldn't remember which of his players had ever won anything, so he didn't care about it.  

Of course the D&B guys jerked themselves raw making Bear comparisons.  "That's the Bama tradition. Team over individuals. Dates all the way back to THA BAHHHHHRRR."  

I hate Bama.  I hate every single thing about it.  And before you start up, it has nothing to do with whether they're winning or not.  They're just more insufferable when they are.  
SPuat, home of the "Sore Winners".
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Re: Media + Bama =
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2009, 08:52:40 PM »
SPuat, home of the "Sore Winners".

I've seen some Auburn folks that have watched that video.  *facepalm*
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Re: Media + Bama =
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2009, 09:02:16 PM »


I hate Bama.  I hate every single thing about it.  And before you start up, it has nothing to do with whether they're winning or not.  They're just more insufferable when they are.  

Bama fans are the single most ridiculous group of individuals. Ever. Annoying at any given time, but especially when they are winning.

They can't stop slobbering all over each other's knobs when they are winning.
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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2009, 10:51:24 PM »
Bama fans are the single most ridiculous group of individuals. Ever. Annoying at any given time, but especially when they are winning.

They can't stop slobbering all over each other's knobs when they are winning.

This.
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Re: Media + Bama =
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2009, 10:03:28 PM »
Reminds me of Auburn fans.
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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2009, 11:15:07 PM »
Reminds me of Auburn fans.


AUSweetheart is very perceptive.  And she will kick the shit out of your ribs in $400.00 high heels.
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Re: Media + Bama =
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2009, 09:49:21 AM »
Thanks for the warning. The aubies where I work are horrible.
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2009, 09:54:45 AM »

AUSweetheart is very perceptive.  And she will kick the shit out of your ribs in $400.00 high heels.

I didn't know stilettos where that expensive?
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