I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations

Snaggletiger · « **on:** September 25, 2009, 10:11:21 AM »

First, so that this thread will remain where there's the most traffic this time of year, I will make it football related. Auburn should handle Ball State. Okay, that being said...

Congratulations are in order for one of our own. AWK (Taylor) got his results and passed the Alabama Bar. All jokes aside, this is one hell of an accomplishment for anyone and deserves to be recognized.

Congrats man.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:13:49 AM »

Congratulations Taylor.

chinook · « **Reply #2 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:14:47 AM »

great. another fucking lawyer.

congrats, taylor.

is the birdman taking you under his wing?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:15:35 AM »

That's awesome man!!!! Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #4 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:21:50 AM »

Hooray, Taylor!

Congratulations, sugar. Tiny bit jealous.

Saniflush · « **Reply #5 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:24:11 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 25, 2009, 10:21:50 AM

Hooray, Taylor!

Congratulations, sugar. Tiny bit jealous.

You know it's good cause it's made with real bits of Jesus

AWK · « **Reply #6 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:25:58 AM »

Thanks guys! Such a huge relief! I would be lying if I didn't say that the celebration is going to start around noon.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:28:38 AM »

Quote from: AWK on September 25, 2009, 10:25:58 AM

Thanks guys! Such a huge relief! I would be lying if I didn't say that the celebration is going to start around noon.

You haven't started?

boartitz · « **Reply #8 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:28:57 AM »

:thumbsup:

AWK · « **Reply #9 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:30:46 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 25, 2009, 10:28:38 AM

You haven't started?

haha, I know, I'm slacking. Actually, I am heading to downtown BHam right now to start the celebration bitches!

Should be a long interesting day.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #10 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:33:38 AM »

Quote from: AWK on September 25, 2009, 10:30:46 AM

haha, I know, I'm slacking. Actually, I am heading to downtown BHam right now to start the celebration bitches!

Should be a long interesting day.

Congrats dude! I wish I was there to help you celebrate. I would buy you lots and lots of beer, you know, because I am a nice guy like that..........and because I know taxes are going to eat my ass up this year and I may need some help...

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #11 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:38:57 AM »

Allow me to start the celebration for the rest of us...

* Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
* What do you call a lawyer with an I.Q. of 50?
Your honor.
* What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?
Senator.
* What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
* How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
* What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
* How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them.
* What do lawyers do when they die ?
Lie still.

# Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
# What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
# What is the definition of a shame (as in 'that's a shame' )?
When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
# What is the definition of a 'crying shame' ?
There was an empty seat.
# How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
# Have you heard about the lawyers word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
# What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A lobotomy.
# What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
# What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
# What is brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
# How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
# Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
Because people could not tell which side to spit on.

All kidding aside, that's a tough, tough thing to do. Congrats!

jadennis · « **Reply #12 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:41:09 AM »

Congratulations....you should contact Sean Salisbury and get in on his lawsuit....he's gonna get millions by taking down ESPN :eyeroll:

Godfather · « **Reply #13 on:** September 25, 2009, 10:49:33 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 25, 2009, 10:11:21 AM

All jokes aside, this is one hell of an accomplishment for anyone and deserves to be recognized.

Much like finding the elusive butter-toothed Yeti or having a three way, or having a three way with the Yeti.

AUChizad · « **Reply #14 on:** September 25, 2009, 11:00:39 AM »

We will be partying hard enough to make the namesake of your user handle (and avatar) proud.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1p5zj_andrew-wk-party-hard-music-video_music

wesfau2 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 25, 2009, 11:56:26 AM »

Pshh...

Lots of people pass the bar. Quit making a big deal out of it. So, AWK wasn't a child left behind. Big whoop.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** September 25, 2009, 12:02:47 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on September 25, 2009, 11:56:26 AM

Pshh...

Lots of people pass the bar. Quit making a big deal out of it. So, AWK wasn't a child left behind. Big whoop.

It took a village

AWK · « **Reply #17 on:** September 25, 2009, 01:00:45 PM »

Thanks again guys. This beer at noon is delicious.

CCTAU · « **Reply #18 on:** September 25, 2009, 02:45:24 PM »

Here's to you having many clients like this:

Tiger Six · « **Reply #19 on:** September 25, 2009, 02:51:28 PM »

Quite an accomplishment for someone who destroyed most of their brain cells in high school.

I'm Sayin' It Here..Congratulations

Tiger Six