Pussy.
Now we're talkin. Trip back on.
Okay, I'm married, so that was a joke.
However, I would think that having no interest in watching you Yoxercising with corndogs and no pants would simply mean I'm heterosexual.
It's not personal....it could have read "Corndogs, Yoxercising, and ANY GUY with no pants....pretty sure you just canceled my trip to Red Stick".