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Adam "Pac Man" Jones

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Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« on: January 15, 2008, 04:24:29 PM »
Needs to stay the fuck out of strip clubs.  Jim Rome reported today that a female attorney has requested that an ATL magistrate issue a warrant for Jones's arrest for allegedly sucker punching her in a titty bar on January 3, 2008.
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2008, 04:31:24 PM »
What does the female attorney who likes titty flops look like?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2008, 04:38:01 PM »
No shit, and no shit.  (My response to the previous two posts)
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2008, 04:41:51 PM »
What does the female attorney who likes titty flops look like?

I haven't seen a picture, but her story is that she was in the "office-area" of the club when Mr. Jones and his posse went berserk.  So, she seems to be saying that she was there on professional business and not leisure.
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2008, 04:44:47 PM »
Hookers  are "Professionals".

Just sayin'
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2008, 04:45:59 PM »
What does the female attorney who likes titty flops look like?
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2008, 05:27:21 PM »
Like this?

You BASTARD!

This will be my last post, so that my post number can stay 69!
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 05:28:46 PM »
Holy crap - I thought you were about to say he was our new DC...  :stewie:
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2008, 05:45:50 PM »
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2008, 06:59:59 PM »
Like this?

F U C K I N G   G R O S S ! ! ! ! ! !  :puke:
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2008, 10:58:06 PM »
She's so ugly, the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg.
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2008, 03:18:33 AM »
Titties will drive a man crazy. Toss in some nekid squirrel, add liberal amounts of liquor, and you have all the ingredients to click the evil up a notch.
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2008, 06:51:07 AM »
I haven't seen a picture, but her story is that she was in the "office-area" of the club when Mr. Jones and his posse went berserk.  So, she seems to be saying that she was there on professional business and not leisure.

Seems to me the "office" is where applications are first screened.

Just sayin'.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2008, 08:25:57 AM »
C'mon guys...she is just trying to pay her way through Law School.
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2008, 08:42:56 AM »
C'mon guys...she is just trying to pay her way through Law School.

I figured it was more of a loan "re-payment".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2008, 01:18:44 PM »
She's actually a lieyer, perhaps you know her Wes. She was at the club talking with her client a manager at the club.
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2008, 01:27:59 PM »
She's actually a lieyer

Yeah, I said that in my original post.  Way to keep up, turbo.
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2008, 01:34:17 PM »
Yeah, I said that in my original post.  Way to keep up, turbo.

He was trying to be subtile while posting with his phone.
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2008, 10:45:25 AM »
I don't read your posts
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Re: Adam "Pac Man" Jones
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2008, 10:57:35 AM »
And now the lieyer has dropped the charges.  Payoff, anyone?
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