Just To Get The Week Started With Hawg Fans....

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #40 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:51:59 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on September 21, 2009, 07:38:39 PM

We don't phuk our own pigs. We pimp them out in Alabama. Want some? You're right next door. We can hook you up.

No thanks. I'm not from Tuscaloosa.

But it's sweet of you to offer!

boartitz · « **Reply #41 on:** September 22, 2009, 07:26:59 PM »

Wherez the smack? I was expecting to get it here this week.
I guess we're just a pawn in the game.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #42 on:** September 22, 2009, 07:47:20 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on September 22, 2009, 07:26:59 PM

Wherez the smack? I was expecting to get it here this week.
I guess we're just a pawn in the game.

They're too busy trying to get our assistants far'd.

boartitz · « **Reply #43 on:** September 22, 2009, 10:09:12 PM »

Bama beat on a bounce.

The Prowler · « **Reply #44 on:** September 22, 2009, 10:20:56 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on September 22, 2009, 10:09:12 PM

Bama beat on a bounce.

I'm sure the bammers claim this as a victory alongside their 6 fake championships.

boartitz · « **Reply #45 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:12:06 AM »

We're doomed. Ain't this the guy who plagiarizes and has to take his stuff down all the time?

Ogre · « **Reply #46 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:13:49 AM »

Dear God, does every redneck with a webcam feel like they have to make a pregame video now?

What have you done to us, Cowboy?

jadennis · « **Reply #47 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:24:32 AM »

Can you blame this guy? Since Arkansas joined the SEC in 1992, Alabama does hold a one game lead (9-8) over Arkansas...so you can understand his pride and condescension.

The last 12 years are an even 6-6. :eyeroll:

Saniflush · « **Reply #48 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:34:50 AM »

Quote from: jadennis on September 23, 2009, 10:24:32 AM

Can you blame this guy? Since Arkansas joined the SEC in 1992, Alabama does hold a one game lead (9-8) over Arkansas...so you can understand his pride and condescension.

The last 12 years are an even 6-6. :eyeroll:

move along. No facts to see here.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #49 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:42:23 AM »

Arkansas only beats us when we're down.

Saniflush · « **Reply #50 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:26:18 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 23, 2009, 10:42:23 AM

Arkansas only beats us when we're down.

+1

jadennis · « **Reply #51 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:11:43 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 23, 2009, 10:42:23 AM

Arkansas only beats us when we're down.

That's my favorite Bama logic of all time.

"you only won because you were good and we sucked".

How is it possible that they even figure out how to brag about sucking? It's so stupid it's almost genius.

RWS · « **Reply #52 on:** September 23, 2009, 04:08:29 PM »

Quote from: jadennis on September 23, 2009, 12:11:43 PM

That's my favorite Bama logic of all time.

"you only won because you were good and we sucked".

How is it possible that they even figure out how to brag about sucking? It's so stupid it's almost genius.

Sorta sounds like "Well, Alabama beat the worst Auburn team in the past decade", doesn't it?

boartitz · « **Reply #53 on:** September 23, 2009, 08:46:27 PM »

I am looking forward to the games this year but I do not want any problems. Whenever I go to an away game or a visiting team comes into Tuscaloosa to play Alabama I make it a point to get a few things cleared up before the game starts.

First off, you guys are playing The University of Alabama. We are not some 2nd rate team from some backwards conference. Alabama is among the elite. The best. A tradition that goes back a long way. National Championships, many bowl wins, SEC Championships, high national rankings, etc. The list goes on. With that resume comes respect. The kind of respect that can only be earned. The Alabama fans carry that respect whether we are at home or on the road and a few things need to be understood. When Alabama comes to town you are seeing one of the movers and shakers in all of college football and the fans are no exception.

First, there will NOT be any yelling in my ear during the game. I darn well don't plan on driving all that distance to your stadium to have some guy yell in my ear. I will ask you one time to stop and no more. I don't mind clapping but this incessant yelling is out. If you continue then I will take a physical solution that you will not like. I will NEVER provoke but if you guys think that yelling in my ear is gonna be tolerated you are in for a big surprise. Same thing for the kids. Sure, they can be there but keep them out of my area and keep them quiet. If you cannot control the kids then you will be held responsible and I will take matters into my own hand. We don't put up with that crap in Tuscaloosa and we darn well aren't gonna drive all that distance to your place and put up with it.

If I have to go to the restroom I don't wait in line, I go to the front. This is an area where I have encountered some problems before so I am just making it clear now. A Crimson Tide fan has earned the right to not wait in some bathroom line and we choose to not do it. If you have a problem with this you had better go to a "home" restroom or to one where the Alabama fans are not in. If you do decide to make an issue out of it then be prepared to face a physical solution. Ditto for concessions. We go to the front of the line. Not out of spite or to try to show you up. It is all about showing respect, folks.

Again, if you have a problem with this I advise you to keep away from me or the Alabama contingent. I am very upfront and honest when I tell you that it ain't nothing for me to up and kick a man's ass. Done it several times and I'll do it again if pushed. NEVER will I provoke, though. It is YOU that determines my actions. If you understand where I and the Alabama folks are coming from and what is expected then we will have a great time and no problems will ever arise.

Please understand that I am NOT coming to cause problems as that is the last thing on my agenda. It is a tradition and respect that Alabama has and you need to realize this. We can laugh and have a good time but I just wanted to get a few things understood beforehand. I hope all goes well and there are no problems.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #54 on:** September 23, 2009, 08:58:49 PM »

Quote

If you do decide to make an issue out of it then be prepared to face a physical solution.

Dull if the win!

The Prowler · « **Reply #55 on:** September 23, 2009, 08:59:14 PM »

Okay is it just me, or does Big E actually look like a piglet? That would be like Jumbo making fun of a bald guy that could and would beat the shit outta someone, if his line is crossed.

jadennis · « **Reply #56 on:** September 23, 2009, 10:30:36 PM »

Quote from: RWS on September 23, 2009, 04:08:29 PM

Sorta sounds like "Well, Alabama beat the worst Auburn team in the past decade", doesn't it?

Now I'm not gonna say no Auburn fan has said something along those lines, I'm sure it happens. But come on, the "you only beat us because we were down" was copy-writed by Alabama fans starting in the early 80's and it has been used with great regularity for the last 25+ years.

It's a root problem. They believe that if everything is right in the universe, they should win any game they play. I'm not gonna lie, going 114-18-1 in the SEC over a 20 year span (1960-1979) will do that to you. You win so much that it's naturally expected, and when it doesn't happen, there simply must be some good excuse (bad calls by officials, injuries, bum coach, etc). It can't be that another team or program is superior, but something must have interrupted the natural order of things and it's merely a temporary mirage until things return to the norm.

Problem is, and the reason that attitude is so irritating, is that we're 30 years past that era of domination that Alabama experienced. The "norm" Alabama fans expect has been gone a lot longer than it was ever here.

The way Alabama fans act today, in 2009, you would never guess that Auburn leads Alabama in the last 30 years (16-13 since 1980).

AWK · « **Reply #57 on:** September 24, 2009, 12:21:08 AM »

Quote from: boartitz on September 23, 2009, 08:46:27 PM

I am looking forward to the games this year but I do not want any problems. Whenever I go to an away game or a visiting team comes into Tuscaloosa to play Alabama I make it a point to get a few things cleared up before the game starts.

First off, you guys are playing The University of Alabama. We are not some 2nd rate team from some backwards conference. Alabama is among the elite. The best. A tradition that goes back a long way. National Championships, many bowl wins, SEC Championships, high national rankings, etc. The list goes on. With that resume comes respect. The kind of respect that can only be earned. The Alabama fans carry that respect whether we are at home or on the road and a few things need to be understood. When Alabama comes to town you are seeing one of the movers and shakers in all of college football and the fans are no exception.

First, there will NOT be any yelling in my ear during the game. I darn well don't plan on driving all that distance to your stadium to have some guy yell in my ear. I will ask you one time to stop and no more. I don't mind clapping but this incessant yelling is out. If you continue then I will take a physical solution that you will not like. I will NEVER provoke but if you guys think that yelling in my ear is gonna be tolerated you are in for a big surprise. Same thing for the kids. Sure, they can be there but keep them out of my area and keep them quiet. If you cannot control the kids then you will be held responsible and I will take matters into my own hand. We don't put up with that crap in Tuscaloosa and we darn well aren't gonna drive all that distance to your place and put up with it.

If I have to go to the restroom I don't wait in line, I go to the front. This is an area where I have encountered some problems before so I am just making it clear now. A Crimson Tide fan has earned the right to not wait in some bathroom line and we choose to not do it. If you have a problem with this you had better go to a "home" restroom or to one where the Alabama fans are not in. If you do decide to make an issue out of it then be prepared to face a physical solution. Ditto for concessions. We go to the front of the line. Not out of spite or to try to show you up. It is all about showing respect, folks.

Again, if you have a problem with this I advise you to keep away from me or the Alabama contingent. I am very upfront and honest when I tell you that it ain't nothing for me to up and kick a man's ass. Done it several times and I'll do it again if pushed. NEVER will I provoke, though. It is YOU that determines my actions. If you understand where I and the Alabama folks are coming from and what is expected then we will have a great time and no problems will ever arise.

Please understand that I am NOT coming to cause problems as that is the last thing on my agenda. It is a tradition and respect that Alabama has and you need to realize this. We can laugh and have a good time but I just wanted to get a few things understood beforehand. I hope all goes well and there are no problems.

I will fight you.

Jumbo · « **Reply #58 on:** September 24, 2009, 01:57:12 AM »

Quote from: AWK on September 24, 2009, 12:21:08 AM

I will fight you.

Cock Fight!

boartitz · « **Reply #59 on:** September 24, 2009, 03:04:54 PM »