Shocker: Charles Hollis picks Auburn to lose

[Jumbo]

He lays turds so big that I have to scoop them up with a Bobcat loader.

Now thats crap.

[jesus]

Oh, give or take 30 minutes or so ago. 

And, yeah, that's Gomer.  He's on the horn with the all mighty and just got the password to Heaven - "Goober says 'Hey!'"   

Talkin' to myself again
Wondering if this travelin' is good
Is there something better we'd be doing if we could
And oh the stories we could tell
And if this all blows up and goes to hell
I can still see us sittin on the bed in some motel
Listenin' to the stories we could tell

Jim Neighbors..Gomer..was a flamoid.  Not Goober...as far as I know.

Goober was married for a time, but who knows?

[Tiger Wench]

He lays turds so big that I have to scoop them up with a Bobcat loader.

Jumbo?  Or your dog?  Or your dog after a date with Jumbo?  

Oh, and FTFY...

He lays turds Bonos so big that I have to scoop them up with a Bobcat loader.

[Jumbo]

Jumbo?  Or your dog?  Or your dog after a date with Jumbo?  

Oh, and FTFY...

Bow Wow Wow.

[boartitz]

Jim Neighbors..Gomer..was a flamoid.  Not Goober...as far as I know.

My uncle lived near Gomer's folks back in the early 60s. Beautiful downtown Sylacauga.
I didn't know anything about queers back then, but I could tell he was a sissy.

[Pell City Tiger]

Glenn, you gonna' be there my LSU hot babe picture takin' brotha'?

I'll be down for Ole Miss.

[AUChizad]

I'll be down for Ole Miss.

By the way, fuck you again, you ignorant bammer, homer asshole!
 

[Pell City Tiger]

By the way, fuck you again, you ignorant bammer, homer asshole!
 

You take that back, fart sniffer!

[The Prowler]

Here's the headlines before Auburn goes to UT:

Charles Hollis: Apologies to AU, but another loss is coming