Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week

[themilkmandidit]

Are we talking rounds? or fights?

Rounds of course... I have some self-respect.

[Saniflush]

Must.Not.Reply.

You disappoint.  I set it up and nothing.

[Kaos]

Rounds of course... I have some self-respect.

I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.

[wesfau2]

I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.

Changing your tune?

You have expressed feelings ranging from disinterest to outright disgust at the mention of some women.

[themilkmandidit]

I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.

Afterward, you'd favor Yoda..  But I am sure some women, somewhere think that is hot.

[Saniflush]

I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.

First one is Kirston Dunst.

[AUsweetheart]

You disappoint.  I set it up and nothing.

But Sani, I thought you made me promise never to talk about that night? I told you, it happens to a lot of guys...

[djsimp]

I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.

Smiling Bob can.

[Saniflush]

But Sani, I thought you made me promise never to talk about that night? I told you, it happens to a lot of guys...

Trust me darlin', I have no shame or embarassment.  I am ALWAYS prepared for any situation. 

[Kaos]

First one is Kirston Dunst.

Good.  That will make the rest look even better.  Will take a little longer and I might need a burlap bag, some airplane glue, a magic marker and a tube of axle grease, but I can make it work. 

[Kaos]

Changing your tune?

You have expressed feelings ranging from disinterest to outright disgust at the mention of some women.

I'd fuck a tsetse fly if it would hold still long enough. 

Some women aren't attractive.  But they are still servicable. 

As Paul Stanley once famously said when KISS kicked off an advertising campaign for Lane Bryant -- Big girls need love too. 

[AUsweetheart]

I'd phuk a tsetse fly if it would hold still long enough. 

Some women aren't attractive.  But they are still servicable.  

You are all heart, K.

[themilkmandidit]

I'd phuk a tsetse fly if it would hold still long enough. 

Some women aren't attractive.  But they are still servicable. 

As Paul Stanley once famously said when KISS kicked off an advertising campaign for Lane Bryant -- Big girls need love too. 

And you better believe that they are starvin' for that lovin'.

[djsimp]

And you better believe that they are starvin' for that lovin'.

......and they all taste like chicken. Im sorry, I just cant leave that alone.

[Kaos]

You are all heart, K.

Just a big teddy bear. 

I used to think every woman was beautiful in some way.  I have seen some shaved cat ass ugly women since I formulated that opinion, however.  I can no longer state that with certainty. 

[AUChizad]

I have seen some shaved cat ass ugly women since I formulated that opinion, however.

So you're a bush guy, eh?

[AWK]

Wait...we are talking about butt sex, right?

[djsimp]

Wait...we are talking about butt sex, right?

Different thread. Much more low key here.

[AWK]

Different thread. Much more low key here.

Why do I always miss the party?

[GH2001]

But Sani, I thought you made me promise never to talk about that night? I told you, it happens to a lot of guys...

Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.....