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This is some fucked up shit
« on: September 15, 2009, 05:20:38 PM »
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Re: This is some phuked up poop
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 06:01:52 PM »
Uh...............yeah, I've got nothing.   That is seriously fucked up!
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 06:20:25 PM »
At least she looks normal. If he can just overlook the fact that she is his mom, it could have been worse.

Having said that, they should send her to gitmo and let the inmates have their way with her.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 07:12:17 PM »
Oedipus wept.
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 09:13:00 PM »
Was she any good AWK?
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2009, 10:27:25 PM »
Yeah, those teeth bleaching ads are ridiculous.  They're always trying to get you to buy something.  I'm mad too.
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 10:28:53 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on September 15, 2009, 07:12:17 PM
Oedipus wept.

You are much smarter then you let on to be.
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Re: This is some phuked up poop
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 02:26:15 AM »
Quote from: Thrilla on September 15, 2009, 10:28:53 PM
You are much smarter then you let on to be.

I thought the same thing. 
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 08:01:09 AM »
Yall been stereotyping me?
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 08:10:34 AM »
Quote from: Thrilla on September 15, 2009, 10:28:53 PM
You are much smarter then you let on to be.

You don't give this man enought credit.  He's got game. 
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2009, 08:18:28 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2009, 08:10:34 AM
You don't give this man enought credit.  He's got game. 

Word.

Side note: crazy mom is bordering on hot.  Decent looking for sure. 
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2009, 09:26:35 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 08:18:28 AM
Word.

Side note: crazy mom is bordering on hot.  Decent looking for sure. 
The relationship of "crazy underaged sex with boys psycho bitch" to "degree of hotness" has got to have some guys out there seriously worried about the really hot chicks they meet.  Might make the playing field a bit more level for your 7-81/2 range women... maybe not as hot, but also not likely to be a registered sex offender...
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2009, 09:34:09 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2009, 09:26:35 AM
The relationship of "crazy underaged sex with boys psycho bitch" to "degree of hotness" has got to have some guys out there seriously worried about the really hot chicks they meet.  Might make the playing field a bit more level for your 7-81/2 range women... maybe not as hot, but also not likely to be a registered sex offender...

No, you're all fucking crazy.

Some moreso than others, but you're all batshit, certifiably loony.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2009, 09:40:14 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 09:34:09 AM
No, you're all fucking crazy.

Some moreso than others, but you're all batshit, certifiably loony.
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2009, 09:47:22 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 09:34:09 AM
No, you're all fucking crazy.

Some moreso than others, but you're all batshit, certifiably loony.
Yet y'all still can't quit us.  Ah, hormones...
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2009, 09:48:38 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2009, 09:47:22 AM
Yet y'all still can't quit us.  Ah, hormones...

If not for that one little piece of real estate you women sit on, we wouldn't even talk to you.
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« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2009, 09:52:05 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
If not for that one little piece of real estate you women sit on, we wouldn't even talk to you.
Location, location, location...
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Re: This is some fucked up shit
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2009, 09:58:43 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2009, 09:52:05 AM
Location, location, location...

I've almost convinced myself to buy the doll that K was profiling just to solve this fucking problem.

I'd be:

Richer and happier.

Win.
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Re: This is some phuked up poop
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2009, 09:59:54 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2009, 08:18:28 AM
Word.

Side note: crazy mom is bordering on hot.  Decent looking for sure. 

I was thinking the same thing........but was going to wait until someone else said something.  You know, to see if anyone else could read something that fucked up and still come away with "she's kinda hot".
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Re: This is some phuked up poop
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2009, 10:02:51 AM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 16, 2009, 09:59:54 AM
I was thinking the same thing........but was going to wait until someone else said something.  You know, to see if anyone else could read something that fucked up and still come away with "she's kinda hot".

I can objectify women without regard to their mental state.

As previously noted: they're all fucking crazy.
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