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Hey unknown MSU fan......
« on: September 14, 2009, 01:14:39 PM »
I am the one who went an reported you to the security guard and had them come confiscate your cowbell. 

Two things.....

First you should have kept it around your girlfriend's neck.

Secondly if you were going to remove it from her neck then you should hot have shaken it in my face after your punt block.

That is all.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 01:17:15 PM »
I am the one who went an reported you to the security guard and had them come confiscate your cowbell. 

Two things.....

First you should have kept it around your girlfriend's neck.

Secondly if you were going to remove it from her neck then you should hot have shaken it in my face after your punt block.

That is all.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA....

You kill me.   I was on the elevator and ran into a pissed off security guard.  He was bitching because somebody called and reported a cowbell. 

"Now I've got to go wade through the stands and try to find some guy with a cowbell.  Like it's making more noise than some guy screaming or that lady who was banging two cups together.  It's a freaking cowbell, not a terrorist threat..." 

Maybe that was your security guard. 
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 01:22:47 PM »


Maybe that was your security guard. 

Skinny black guy?  Mid Twenties? 

He actually seemed happy to do it.  I wasn't gonna be an ass about it till that fucktard turned around and rang it in my face.  He left middle of the 3rd anyway.  Glad I was not hospitable with the bourbon.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 01:34:11 PM »
Skinny black guy?  Mid Twenties? 

He actually seemed happy to do it.  I wasn't gonna be an ass about it till that fucktard turned around and rang it in my face.  He left middle of the 3rd anyway.  Glad I was not hospitable with the bourbon.
Did he try and touch your face?
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 01:40:57 PM »
I am the one who went an reported you to the security guard and had them come confiscate your cowbell. 

Two things.....

First you should have kept it around your girlfriend's neck.

Secondly if you were going to remove it from her neck then you should hot have shaken it in my face after your punt block.

That is all.
Pussy.
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 01:47:02 PM »
Pussy.


I actually asked nicely once.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2009, 01:56:31 PM »
Definitely did not need more cowbell
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2009, 01:58:29 PM »
Did he try and touch your face?

I reserve that for you.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2009, 02:09:06 PM »
Say a Sheriff coming my way in Section 108, thought he was coming for me. Call it paranoia. Anyway, some heifer took her own cow bell off and was ringing it like a dinner bell. The Sheriff was for her. Dumb@$$ women.
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 02:11:13 PM »
Say a Sheriff coming my way in Section 108, thought he was coming for me. Call it paranoia. Anyway, some heifer took her own cow bell off and was ringing it like a dinner bell. The Sheriff was for her. Dumb@$$ women.

My "incident" as in 53.
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2009, 02:19:07 PM »
My "incident" as in 53.
I thought your "incident" required jail time and neighborhood notification?
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2009, 02:19:44 PM »
I thought your "incident" required jail time and neighborhood notification?

Never convicted.
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2009, 02:21:40 PM »
Never convicted.

The glove did not fit!
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2009, 02:22:33 PM »
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2009, 02:23:26 PM »
From the looks of the women in 108, that would of have to of been a big @$$ glove.
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2009, 02:24:28 PM »
Say a Sheriff coming my way in Section 108, thought he was coming for me. Call it paranoia. Anyway, some heifer took her own cow bell off and was ringing it like a dinner bell. The Sheriff was for her. Dumb@$$ women.

If it was only one, it would be woman.   :&
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2009, 02:31:46 PM »
If it was only one, it would be woman.   :&
No...no... I believe he was right the first time.
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2009, 02:33:22 PM »
If it was only one, it would be woman.   :&

Im sorry, what did you say? I was busy looking at the bunny in your avatar. NICE!
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2009, 02:37:23 PM »
Im sorry, what did you say? I was busy looking at the bunny in your avatar. NICE!

We keep thinking that he will post the full image but not yet.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2009, 02:39:54 PM »
Yeah, I was actually hoping that a double click would take to it. It didnt work.
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