I am ready to strap a C4 vest on both you assholes and ship you to God's Own Litterbox!!
Both of you - SHUT THE FUCK UP!! You are BOTH stupid, ridiculous, yammering IDIOTS who cannot see past the ends of their owns noses to recognize how totally moronic you sound! Holy shit! You guys make my kids look mature!! It makes me absolutely sick to think that you two dickheads are going to ruin every single gotdamm thread in the regular season just like you did during the offseason. I don’t even want to think about what new members must be wondering when they read thread after thread after thread full of your back and forth blathering.
And what is so funny is that although you each would rather die than admit it, you are EXACTLY alike!!! Your stupid positions may be polar opposites when it comes to what ever phrase you are trying to parse or whatever quote you are splitting hairs over, but it turns out that underneath all the ranting and bullshit, you are THE SAME GUY. You are two of the most pathetically desperate, attention craving, self-centered jackasses I have ever had the misfortune to come across. You are both so convinced of your own wit and brilliance and have become so enamoured with smell of your own bullshit that you are oblivious to everyone else around you!! You don't give a damn about the rest of us on here who are being subjected to this shit. Instead, you insist on acting like this board is your own personal sandbox and forcing the rest of us to wade through page after page after page of scintilating argument like who has whom on ignore before we can find one hardy soul who tries to get back to the original topic and talk about something other than what total assholes you each think the other are. But guess what, fellas? NO ONE ELSE FINDS THIS EVEN SLIGHTLY AMUSING ANYMORE. At least on one point, the vast majority of us DO agree - you are BOTH dicks.
Auburn football is here and there is lots of real discussion to be had. If you want to join in and discuss the topic at hand without reverting to your petty crap, then fine, join on in. When you two are acting like adults, you both make some great points, and I enjoy reading. But otherwise, take your juvenile bullshit outside and leave the rest of us to actually discuss Auburn football in peace. If you two want to play circle jerk with each other, then fine. Maybe Brian will create your very own "Kaos and Chop's Circle Jerk Thread". Then you can take this insipid, meaningless, useless, thread clogging tripe into one place and bang each other silly without ruining this for everyone else.
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