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Battle for the crown week 1

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Battle for the crown week 1
« on: September 08, 2009, 10:11:55 AM »
Guys, I have to apologize but I am on my way to orlando and won't be able to get the results on the board until tomorrow.  Sorry for the delay
« Last Edit: September 08, 2009, 10:13:14 AM by AUTailgatingRules »
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 10:19:19 AM »
Guys, I have to apologize but I am on my way to orlando and won't be able to get the results on the board until tomorrow.  Sorry for the delay

I have no interest in this week's results.  Take your time.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 11:45:18 AM »
FSU hosed me...I would have been perfect...
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 11:45:44 AM »
FSU hosed me...I would have been perfect...
FSU completely fucked me...
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 12:14:07 PM »
Well let's see. Who screwed CCTAU this weekend?

UGA
VT
FSU
Oregon
Washington St.



I feel like the fraternity's favorite little sister on a Sunday morning after the big game.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 12:55:53 PM »
FSU completely fucked me...
Fsu beamed me twice yesterday it was wonderful.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 02:41:48 PM »
I did not have a good week.  That is all. :doh:
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 02:49:25 PM »
I did not have a good week.  That is all. :doh:


I think I won the Auburn game...and THAT is all.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 04:34:35 PM »
I missed my 1 and 2 point games and then FSU clipped me for 7.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 05:37:35 PM »
If everyone had a bad week, doesn't that mean no one did?
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 05:48:33 PM »
Don't worry, I have a feeling that everyone is going to have another bad week....which would mean that no one had another bad week, lol.

I mean:

Georgia vs. South Carolina (Both didn't look that good, it'll probably resemble two retards fighting over a turnup)

Iowa vs. Iowa State (Iowa should've gotten beat by the second best team in Iowa, they had two blocked fieldgoals)

USC vs. Ohio State (Yes, Navy should've taken that game into OT...but, I seriously doubt OSU was practicing for Navy's Triple Option when they've got the Trojans the following week)

SMU vs. UAB (I know that SMU is coached by Coach June Jones, but UAB didn't look that bad this past weekend)

UCLA vs. Tennessee (UCLA is somewhat of an unknown, and UT played a pee wee team)

ND vs. Michigan (ND has a lot of talent...and Meeechigan has Mr. Shoe Lace)
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 06:02:00 PM »
Good picks this week.  Should be some good games.
I'll give yall a tip for week 3. Georgia is going down.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 06:09:54 PM »
Good picks this week.  Should be some good games.
I'll give yall a tip for week 3. Georgia is going down.
Doubt it....if Missouri State can score 10 on yall, then UGA should be able to put up 35.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 06:29:55 PM »
Doubt it....if Missouri State can score 10 on yall, then UGA should be able to put up 35.
Do I smell a side bet?
A bottle of local BBQ sauce?
GA may put up 35. We could put up 36.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2009, 06:33:04 PM »
Nah, I don't like to take people's money.  That's just not a nice thing to do.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2009, 06:35:05 PM »
Nah, I don't like to take people's money.  That's just not a nice thing to do.
A friendly wager. Nothing serious.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2009, 10:46:03 PM »
     For those who like to wager, my advice is to bet the over every game the Hogs play this year.  We will probably average about 40 a game.  Ryan Mallet is a stud at qb, and the backup isn't terrible either.  On the flip side, we will probably give up about 40 a game as well. So unless the total is over 80, take the over.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2009, 12:02:55 AM »
     For those who like to wager, my advice is to bet the over every game the Hogs play this year.  We will probably average about 40 a game.  Ryan Mallet is a stud at qb, and the backup isn't terrible either.  On the flip side, we will probably give up about 40 a game as well. So unless the total is over 80, take the over.
They don't want our advice, Wally. Let's go to Vegas.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2009, 07:46:10 AM »
They don't want our advice, Wally. Let's go to Vegas.

Bite your tounge.  I found out Wally had Jimmy the Greek skillz back when Hawaii was our dog in the late nineties.
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Re: Battle for the crown week 1
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2009, 04:24:21 PM »
Bite your tounge.  I found out Wally had Jimmy the Greek skillz back when Hawaii was our dog in the late nineties.

     Yeah, if it wouldn't have been for Hawaii and the midnight game bailing me out every week, I probably would've financed a new pimp sled for the bookie from about 95-98.  My famous last words,  "Tim, I hate to do this to you...."  Betting against Buffalo (college) every week carried me for a year or two as well.
     I have gotten married and found Sportsbook since then, so I don't deal with the knuckle-draggers anymore.  The explosion of the internet makes it almost impossible to find something like that anymore, anyway.  Any time a team does or doesn't cover more than two or three weeks in a row, it's on every stat sheet on the internet.
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