How long will Coach Chizik allow Coach Malzahn to get away with this?......

[The Prowler]

After Saturday night’s game against Louisiana Tech, I must admit I’m slightly dazed and confused. After seeing the game in person and watching it on TV Sunday, a few thoughts came to mind…

How long will it take to adjust to seeing an Auburn offense that is not only entertaining but efficient too? I personally have grown accustomed to the conservative approach and pulling my hair out in the fourth quarter, sweating out the final outcome of the game.

Is Auburn actually allowed to view game film of opposing teams, with the intent of developing an offensive game plan designed to exploit any glaring weaknesses found? I heard a rumor Coach Malzahn intends on doing this for every opponent and that we might see a different look or approach on offense each week. Sounds like someone needs to relax and not take this so seriously.
  
How many passes is Auburn allowed to attempt with a 17-point lead in the 4th period and why wasn’t Auburn penalized for throwing the football deep on 3rd & 4 from their own seven? That La. Tech corner was tricked into expecting a short out-pattern and Malzahn took advantage of that young man’s commitment to the obvious.

Why would Gus Malzahn spread the ball around to multiple “skill” players during one game? Won’t that confuse the personnel? All that silly motion and misdirection with the football can drive an average person nuts. This is football by God, not grade school, where they expect you to share.
  
Why is Auburn playing so many freshmen on offense? There is no way they can learn a complicated offense in such a short span of time. Will Coach Malzahn be held accountable if their heads fall off from spinning too much? He does realize the Auburn band has to play the school fight song every time Auburn scores, doesn’t he?

What is up with Malzahn complaining the day after the game about the offense not getting enough reps? Did they not have 79 plays for 556-yards Saturday night? He acts like he wants Auburn’s offense to stay on the field as much as possible just so they can score a whole bunch of points. If you ask me, it’s sounds kind of selfish and it just might hurt someone’s feelings.

  ($1 to StatTiger)

[Jumbo]

Malzahn is a prick, fuck him for running a well thought out offense. He should fly by the seat of his pants like Franklin.

[Pell City Tiger]

Malzahn is a prick, fuck him for running a well thought out offense. He should fly by the seat of his pants like Franklin.

Yeah, or just sit and stare at the 1 sheet playbook Ensminger used during the second half of last season.

[The Prowler]

And, don't get me started on Coach Trooper...he broke all kinds of protocal, starting before the players took the field.

Also, someone needs to tell Coach Roof and Coach Rocker that they're not supposed to support the Offense whenever we score a TD.

Coach Malzahn needs to be fined for talking to the QB, because everyone knows that the QB Coach isn't supposed to talk to the QB, he's supposed to let him sit over on the bench all by himself and make him wonder what he did wrong and how to fix it.

Apparently Coach Chizik didn't get the Memo that he's not supposed to show emotion on the sidelines...only during horrible calls is it okay to show emotion, but not too much.  He's supposed to stand on the sidelines, like a statue, with his arms folded talking only into his headphones.....definately not talking to his assistants on the field.