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I am satisfied.
« on: September 05, 2009, 10:29:10 PM »
First half was rough. Stupid penalties. Missed assignments. But with second half adjustments the game was never in doubt. Proud of the guys.  Good start.  War Eagle.
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2009, 10:39:41 PM »
Amen. I was concerned during the first half, especially with the D play. I was beginning to think it was gonna be a long night. Thankfully I was pleasantly surprised with the second half. Even if it was La Tech AU looked good. One non-significant thing I liked was seeing a head coach with a little fire for a change. WDE!  :clap:
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In his first news conference as AUBURN'S head coach in 1981, Pat Dye was asked this question:  "How long will it take you to beat Alabama"?  To which he responded, "Oh, about 60 minutes".

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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2009, 10:57:02 PM »
One non-significant thing I liked was seeing a head coach with a little fire for a change. WDE!  :clap:

that was definitely different. Not a bad thing either. New coach new habits to get used to. Loved the freak out in the first Q after that bullshit penalty. 
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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2009, 11:01:07 PM »
I could imagine Tubbs there with his arms crossed and shaking his head. Chizik looked ready to kick some ass. UGAy lost, Choklamoma lost, AU won, now if only VT can whip bama this will be a good opening weekend!
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In his first news conference as AUBURN'S head coach in 1981, Pat Dye was asked this question:  "How long will it take you to beat Alabama"?  To which he responded, "Oh, about 60 minutes".

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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2009, 04:04:10 AM »
Here's what the ref got to see when he called that Fukin' Pass Interference on us in the 1st Quarter.
He laid into the ref, because it was an uncatchable ball (10 feet over his head).


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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2009, 03:59:38 PM »
I was pissed in the 1st half.  Our D was looking undisciplined and I too thought it was going to be a long night.  2nd half looked a whole lot better and I was pretty satisfied by the end of the game. 
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 07:34:45 PM »
Here's what the ref got to see when he called that Fukin' Pass Interference on us in the 1st Quarter.
He laid into the ref, because it was an uncatchable ball (10 feet over his head).




Much like a snake that is preparing to consume an animal much larger then itself, Gene Chizik can dislocate his jaw in order to better intimidate a referee.

War Damn Eagle.
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 08:43:35 PM »
I saw the game replayed tonight.  Unbelievably bad call.  As bad as I've seen in a long time.  No, it had no effect on theoutcome but just the call itself was something to behold.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 09:04:34 PM »
7 replies in and no one has hit on the woman = satisfied comment. You fuckers are slacking.
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2009, 09:48:55 PM »
My woman is always satisfied
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2009, 10:17:33 PM »
My woman is always satisfied


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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2009, 10:26:41 PM »
My woman is always satisfied
Mine used to be, up until I had a minor stroke. Because of it, I can only get half an erection, and that's on the tip end which makes it totally worthless.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2009, 10:30:18 PM »
Mine used to be, up until I had a minor stroke. Because of it, I can only get half an erection, and that's on the tip end which makes it totally worthless.

Prayers sent
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2009, 10:46:01 PM »
Mine used to be, up until I had a minor stroke. Because of it, I can only get half an erection, and that's on the tip end which makes it totally worthless.

Pretend you are fishing with a heavily weighted line, and you are trying to cast your line into some bush on the other side of the river.  It may take a while, but if you sling it in there enough times, you'll eventually get that catfish to bite.  

Of course, you have to watch out for the snappers.  If you aren't careful, they'll empty out your tackle box.
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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2009, 10:47:31 PM »
Pretend you are fishing with a heavily weighted line, and you are trying to cast your line into some bush on the other side of the river.  It may take a while, but if you sling it in there enough times, you'll eventually get that catfish to bite.  

Of course, you have to watch out for the snappers.  If you aren't careful, they'll empty out your tackle box.

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2009, 11:00:13 PM »
7 replies in and no one has hit on the woman = satisfied comment. You fuckers are slacking.
I heart you, sailor... ;)
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2009, 11:16:35 PM »
Hey, I'm just a simple neandertal with stroke induced erectile disfunction. The doctor told me there are tiny barbells available to built my penile strength back up. They cost too much, and I'm pretty sure they contain dangerously high levels of Chinese lead paint. I tried steroids, but my dick got angry and beat the shit out of both my nuts, my pancreas, and then fractured a rib. I was I
in the hospital for a week.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2009, 11:24:09 PM »
Hey, I'm just a simple neandertal with stroke induced erectile disfunction. The doctor told me there are tiny barbells available to built my penile strength back up. They cost too much, and I'm pretty sure they contain dangerously high levels of Chinese lead paint. I tried steroids, but my dick got angry and beat the shit out of both my nuts, my pancreas, and then fractured a rib. I was I
in the hospital for a week.


I chortled aloud.
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2009, 11:29:11 PM »
Ive got it soaking in a glass of NyQuil right now. The fucking prick isn't going to pull the same shit tonight. He's getting groggy.
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« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2009, 11:32:15 PM »
Ive got it soaking in a glass of NyQuil right now. The fucking prick isn't going to pull the same shit tonight. He's getting groggy.
You kill me.
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