Hey, I'm just a simple neandertal with stroke induced erectile disfunction. The doctor told me there are tiny barbells available to built my penile strength back up. They cost too much, and I'm pretty sure they contain dangerously high levels of Chinese lead paint. I tried steroids, but my dick got angry and beat the shit out of both my nuts, my pancreas, and then fractured a rib. I was I
in the hospital for a week.