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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #60 on: September 05, 2009, 08:41:19 AM »
This just goes to show that if you ever lose your arms, you should keep one of your thumbs on hand just in case.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #61 on: September 05, 2009, 09:17:53 AM »
Maybe if he hadn't gotten upset and tried a little humor he could have disarmed the teller and avoided this scene.
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #62 on: September 05, 2009, 11:00:59 AM »
You know, it just seems the media would have something more important to focus on, like our national gambling problem.  Putting your money in those one arm bandits is the devil's work.
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #63 on: September 09, 2009, 11:13:43 AM »
I wonder if this story ever got any legs, or was BoA held harmless?
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #64 on: September 09, 2009, 11:16:56 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 09, 2009, 11:13:43 AM
I wonder if this story ever got any legs, or was BoA held harmless?
In their defense, they could have mistaken him for an Armenian terrorist. 
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #65 on: September 09, 2009, 05:28:04 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 09, 2009, 11:16:56 AM
In their defense, they could have mistaken him for an Armenian terrorist. 
Yeah, and when terrorists get involved, that could flat out lead to Armageddon.
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #66 on: September 09, 2009, 05:33:35 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on September 09, 2009, 05:28:04 PM
Yeah, and when terrorists get involved, that could flat out lead to Armageddon.

And nobody wants the right hand of God raining down on their asses.
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #67 on: September 09, 2009, 05:39:56 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 05, 2009, 11:00:59 AM
You know, it just seems the media would have something more important to focus on, like our national gambling problem.  Putting your money in those one arm bandits is the devil's work.
You should probably stick to writing your armchair QB articles.
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #68 on: September 09, 2009, 05:43:58 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 09, 2009, 05:39:56 PM
You should probably stick to writing your armchair QB articles.

Or giving Sani hand jobs. 
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #69 on: September 09, 2009, 06:22:55 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 09, 2009, 05:39:56 PM
You should probably stick to writing your armchair QB articles.
He quit writing them after what 3, I think he has been sitting on his hands.
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #70 on: September 09, 2009, 09:54:45 PM »
I just hope someone can help this guy get a handle of the situation soon.
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #71 on: September 09, 2009, 10:16:09 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 09, 2009, 06:22:55 PM
He quit writing them after what 3, I think he has been sitting on his hands.

Bitch, I wrote my best one but it never got put up because you had to go all Mr. SEC preview.  It got buried on page 2 while you sat on your hands.
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #72 on: September 09, 2009, 10:23:58 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 09, 2009, 10:16:09 PM
Bitch, I wrote my best one but it never got put up because you had to go all Mr. SEC preview.  It got buried on page 2 while you sat on your hands.

Giv'em the finger. 
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #73 on: September 09, 2009, 10:40:47 PM »
Quote from: Argo on September 09, 2009, 10:23:58 PM
Giv'em the finger. 

I should put my foot up his ass.
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Re: WOW, Bank of America does really suck
« Reply #74 on: September 11, 2009, 08:56:37 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 09, 2009, 10:40:47 PM
I should put my foot up his ass.

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