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War Eagle!!!

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #160 on: March 31, 2008, 04:23:07 PM »
The real reason Garman knows about sagging pants. He had no idea at first but liked it and fell in love with the man of his dreams. I am just glad he let you still wear white on your special day...even after everything that happened in the pen!!!

« Last Edit: March 31, 2008, 04:24:18 PM by War Eagle!!! »
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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #161 on: March 31, 2008, 04:34:37 PM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on March 31, 2008, 04:01:14 PM
Wow. That does look just like Saturday.

I hope we didn't get too much mud in your house.

The guy who was sitting next to you was so drunk that he didn't take his clothes off before he went to bed. His wife is PISSED at me because her house is full of mud.

My illegal immigrant cleaning lady "Consuela" is still cleaning up the mud!  And, if I had a wife she probably would be pissed too.  Good times!!!

Quote from: WarEagle!!! on March 31, 2008, 04:14:50 PM
Bunch of fucking rednecks...

Yes, I am!  So what!!  What of it!?
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #162 on: March 31, 2008, 04:44:24 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on March 31, 2008, 04:14:50 PM
Bunch of fucking rednecks...

You're not from around here, are ya boy ?

Quote from: Tarheel on March 31, 2008, 03:52:31 PM
Jeez!!  I just saw this post!  I'd say that it was  :cage:  but I really like Asian babes.

Just keep your pants from saggin, and she can't hurt you.
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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #163 on: March 31, 2008, 04:48:14 PM »
Damn, I think I'd have to let her do me.
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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #164 on: March 31, 2008, 04:52:39 PM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on March 31, 2008, 04:01:14 PM

Wow. That does look just like Saturday.
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I disagree...there's not enough mud.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #165 on: March 31, 2008, 06:51:03 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on March 31, 2008, 04:23:07 PM
The real reason Garman knows about sagging pants. He had no idea at first but liked it and fell in love with the man of his dreams. I am just glad he let you still wear white on your special day...even after everything that happened in the pen!!!

Well, you'd know the whole story...  You were the Maid of Honor.

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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #166 on: April 01, 2008, 06:30:41 PM »
Lurking Tiger takes his first solo flight...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #167 on: April 01, 2008, 09:57:14 PM »
Lurking Tiger fucks up and lets Tarheel take his car for a spin.




« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 09:58:20 PM by Lurking Tiger »
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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #168 on: April 02, 2008, 11:14:01 AM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on April 01, 2008, 09:57:14 PM
Lurking Tiger fucks up and lets Tarheel take his car for a spin.

Well, you obviously don't know how Tarheel drives...
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #169 on: April 02, 2008, 02:13:08 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on April 02, 2008, 11:14:01 AM
Well, you obviously don't know how Tarheel drives...


You got that right!   :rofl:
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #170 on: April 02, 2008, 02:41:10 PM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on April 01, 2008, 09:57:14 PM
Lurking Tiger fucks up and lets Tarheel take his car for a spin.
...

Tarheel sends his cleaning lady "Consueala" over to take care of the mess
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #171 on: April 02, 2008, 03:23:53 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on April 02, 2008, 02:41:10 PM
Tarheel sends his cleaning lady "Consueala" over to take care of the mess

Well, Tarheel's "Consueala" has picked up a little age and weight since that photo was taken. 

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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #172 on: April 02, 2008, 04:21:48 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on April 02, 2008, 03:23:53 PM
Well, Tarheel's "Consueala" has picked up a little age and weight since that photo was taken. 


 :fu:

She still calls me "Jefe".
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #173 on: April 03, 2008, 10:29:34 AM »
Quote from: Tarheel on April 02, 2008, 02:41:10 PM
Tarheel sends his cleaning lady "Consueala" over to take care of the mess
I once saw a mexican cleaning lady who didn't have any legs, but she pronounced her name mommy part's-way-low.....
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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #174 on: April 03, 2008, 10:32:12 AM »
Quote from: DnATL on April 03, 2008, 10:29:34 AM
I once saw a mexican cleaning lady who didn't have any legs, but she pronounced her name mommy part's-way-low.....

Not sure whether to laugh out loud or keel you.

mommy part's way low.
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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #175 on: April 03, 2008, 10:40:40 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on April 03, 2008, 10:32:12 AM
Not sure whether to laugh out loud or keel you.

mommy part's way low.

You fuckers must take turns hitting each other in the head with ball peen hammers to lose that many long term memory cells.


http://tigersx.net/forum/index.php?topic=1206.15

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #176 on: April 03, 2008, 11:52:43 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 03, 2008, 10:40:40 AM
You fuckers must take turns hitting each other in the head with ball peen hammers to lose that many long term memory cells.


http://tigersx.net/forum/index.php?topic=1206.15



Nooo..nope.  Don't recall that one at all.
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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #177 on: April 03, 2008, 01:37:29 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on April 03, 2008, 10:29:34 AM
I once saw a mexican cleaning lady who didn't have any legs, but she pronounced her name mommy part's-way-low.....
Her floors always glistened. Had something to do with her unique kind of scrubbing bubbles.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #178 on: April 03, 2008, 01:59:14 PM »
That special formula 410.
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Re: History Revealed
« Reply #179 on: April 03, 2008, 03:17:04 PM »
GarMan "comes out" to watch his favorite baseball team play:
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson
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