How do you perceive Kaos?

wesfau2 · « **on:** August 17, 2009, 01:00:12 PM »

Let's hear it.

My vote is already cast in the other thread (Hurricane Season): Kaos comes off as wound up tighter than Dick's hat band and angrier than Orson Welles when the buffet ran out.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:10:10 PM »

I have this mental picture of him saying "Dance Puppets Dance!!! Bwwwhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa" every time he hits the Post button. But that's just me.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:13:42 PM »

"Absurd, yet flaccid" is not on the list.

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:15:58 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on August 17, 2009, 01:13:42 PM

"Absurd, yet flaccid" is not on the list.

I think the topic was Kaos. Not your penis.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:16:58 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 17, 2009, 01:15:58 PM

I think the topic was Kaos. Not your penis.

Tee + Ball + Bat = The quoted.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:18:36 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 17, 2009, 01:15:58 PM

I think the topic was Kaos. Not your penis.

I don't have to take that shit. I'm a damn good looking man.

Argo · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:21:51 PM »

Birdman takes it from all angles.

On topic, "cool and reflective". The man has a way with adjectives.

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:23:31 PM »

As Argo said on Topic, I would vote for "F". Vexing.

Kaos · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:36:22 PM »

This is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board.

I haven't been angry yet. But we can always start.

Your categories are bullshit and skewed to get the result you want. I piss on your poll.

I am also rarely serious. It's up to you to determine when I am.

I am none of the things in that poll exclusively.

Whatever the results? I urinate in their direction. They are dismissed.

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:37:32 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 17, 2009, 01:36:22 PM

This is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board.

I haven't been angry yet. But we can always start.

Your categories are bullshit and skewed to get the result you want. I piss on your poll.

I am also rarely serious. It's up to you to determine when I am.

I am none of the things in that poll exclusively.

Whatever the results? I urinate in their direction. They are dismissed.

I thought F was good.

Kaos · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:50:24 PM »

F is as good as any. . The supposition that EVERYONE reads the same thing from what I say has gone down in flames.

You want one word descriptions of me? Easy.

Passionate
Sarcastic
Verbose
Profane
Obstinate
Arrogant
Colorful
Sardonic
Argumentative
Relentless

None of those are angry. I do vent here because I enjoy telling stories and getting reactions.

End of story.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:52:29 PM »

I wave my private parts at you. I fart in your general direction. I don't want to talk to you no more. Now, go away before I taunt you a second time.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:55:22 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 17, 2009, 01:50:24 PM

F is as good as any. . The supposition that EVERYONE reads the same thing from what I say has gone down in flames.

You want one word descriptions of me? Easy.

Passionate
Sarcastic
Verbose
Profane
Obstinate
Arrogant
Colorful
Sardonic
Argumentative
Relentless

None of those are angry. I do vent here because I enjoy telling stories and getting reactions.

End of story.

So I guess dick head is two words?

Very few people can be encapsulated by only one word.

Kaos · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2009, 01:59:15 PM »

Only if you take every word as serious Internet business.

RWS · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:35:24 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on August 17, 2009, 01:52:29 PM

I wave my private parts at you. I fart in your general direction. I don't want to talk to you no more. Now, go away before I taunt you a second time.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on August 17, 2009, 01:52:29 PM

I wave my private parts at you. I fart in your general direction. I don't want to talk to you no more. Now, go away before I taunt you a second time.

You and all of your silly English knigggggghhhhhits

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:41:26 PM »

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:49:42 PM »

I voted indifferent. Seriously...do you actually know where Kaos stands on issues? He is a bit of a fence sitter if you ask me...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:53:31 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 17, 2009, 01:50:24 PM

F is as good as any. . The supposition that EVERYONE reads the same thing from what I say has gone down in flames.

I agree that there is no consensus, but angry is the clear leader. In retrospect anger isn't the best descriptor. I think "petulant" is better. I have this mental image of a toddler (with a great vocabulary) stomping his feet.

One word can't su
mmarize a person or encapsulate their personality. That's why I specifically asked about Kaos and didn't use your real name. The current iteration of your internet persona comes off as angry/disgruntled/scrappy.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2009, 02:57:55 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 17, 2009, 02:37:08 PM

You and all of your silly English knigggggghhhhhits

I'll ask him but I don't think he'll be very keen. You see, he's already got one. It's a very nice.

I told them he's already got one.