I just received a notice for Jury Duty

CCTAU · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2009, 12:27:01 PM »

We should compile a complete list. Some of these are pretty good.

Jumbo · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2009, 02:33:09 PM »

I can tell them I use my mouth better than a twenty dollar whore!

Saniflush · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2009, 02:35:50 PM »

I can tell them I use my mouth better than a twenty dollar whore!

I thought you wanted to be excused from jury duty?

Ranger12 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:29:12 PM »

I can tell them I use my mouth better than a twenty dollar whore!

If you do that, they may make you the foreman.

Tiger Six · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2009, 04:49:27 PM »

Tell them that story about the stolen car, drunk Mexicans and the trip home from the Platinum Plus in Anniston.

Argo · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2009, 10:38:13 PM »

Tell them that story about the stolen car, drunk Mexicans and the trip home from the Platinum Plus in Anniston.

Don't forget to lead in with a question about statute of limitations.

Jumbo · « **Reply #26 on:** August 15, 2009, 02:34:27 AM »

Tell them that story about the stolen car, drunk Mexicans and the trip home from the Platinum Plus in Anniston.

I was so lucky, Skoal saved me!

The Prowler · « **Reply #27 on:** August 15, 2009, 12:16:20 PM »

Ha Ha, you're screwed. No getting outta this. Keep me updated on what the trial is about.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #28 on:** August 15, 2009, 02:13:35 PM »

For every question they ask you, respond with "I plead the fifth."

Jumbo · « **Reply #29 on:** August 15, 2009, 02:51:55 PM »

For every question they ask you, respond with "I plead the fifth."

I need my lawyer present.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #30 on:** August 15, 2009, 07:02:15 PM »

For every question they ask you, respond with "I plead the fifth."

And then break out a 5th.