TigersX Fantasy Football 2009

wesfau2 · « **Reply #200 on:** December 18, 2009, 11:27:41 AM »

Fuck Peyton Manning and his four touchdowns.

Fuck Caldwell for putting his starters at risk with homefield advantage and a first round bye locked up.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #201 on:** December 18, 2009, 11:29:23 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 11:27:41 AM

Fuck Peyton Manning and his four touchdowns.

Fuck Caldwell for putting his starters at risk with homefield advantage and a first round bye locked up.

I tell ya, I was sweating fucking bullets up until halftime. I kept thinking I would only get 10-15 points out of him. Thank you Jags for putting up the good fight.

Ogre · « **Reply #202 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:09:43 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 11:27:41 AM

Fuck Peyton Manning and his four touchdowns.

Fuck Caldwell for putting his starters at risk with homefield advantage and a first round bye locked up.

While we're at it, fuck Maurice Jones-Drew right in the ear. Cocksucker got 26 points last night and put me squarely in a hole before my team even takes the field.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #203 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:33:16 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on December 18, 2009, 12:09:43 PM

While we're at it, fuck Maurice Jones-Drew right in the ear. Cocksucker got 26 points last night and put me squarely in a hole before my team even takes the field.

My hopes are hanging on Schaub, Chris Johnson and Frank Gore.

Hopefully these guys reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to make some noise down the stretch.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #204 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:35:46 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 12:33:16 PM

My hopes are hanging on Schaub, Chris Johnson and Frank Gore.

Hopefully these guys reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to make some noise down the stretch.

I had to have someone get me out of the 11 point hole I started in.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #205 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:40:05 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2009, 12:35:46 PM

I had to have someone get me out of the 11 point hole I started in.

Que?

Thrilla · « **Reply #206 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:55:01 PM »

MJD is a fantasy god, and I thank him for his efforts last night. As is Peyton.

Question now is: how much PT will Brees get? Safe money is on the Saints going for the perfect season ("to do it for the city") and he'll play every game through the Postseason.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #207 on:** December 18, 2009, 12:55:02 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 12:40:05 PM

Que?

Teh projections were for a Big Balls 11 point victory. Peyton Manning just said fuck you Yahoo and your damn projections.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #208 on:** December 18, 2009, 02:07:59 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 18, 2009, 12:55:02 PM

Teh projections were for a Big Balls 11 point victory. Peyton Manning just said fuck you Yahoo and your damn projections.

Ah...I see.

Well, your potential 11 point hole just became my actual 34 point hole.

My hole is bigger.

Suck it, Trebek.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #209 on:** December 18, 2009, 02:15:48 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 18, 2009, 02:07:59 PM

My hole is bigger.

Stop it with the foreplay. I'm wet already.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #210 on:** December 21, 2009, 09:34:20 AM »

My whole team took the day off.

Congrats to J4.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #211 on:** December 21, 2009, 09:37:51 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 21, 2009, 09:34:20 AM

My whole team took the day off.

Congrats to J4.

Thanks.

I rolled the dice starting Manning, and it payed hugely. I think he sits this week...

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #212 on:** December 28, 2009, 08:38:54 AM »

Congrats to teh PnPers...I rolled the dice for a second week with Manning and came up snake eyes this time.

Thrilla · « **Reply #213 on:** December 28, 2009, 02:36:37 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 28, 2009, 08:38:54 AM

Congrats to teh PnPers...I rolled the dice for a second week with Manning and came up snake eyes this time.

Don't you go throwing around congrats just yet...you still have Berrian tonight, and I have Shiancoe and Longwell. I guess it depends on who does what for the Vikings, but this thing is far from over.

FANTASY FOOTBALL KARMA GODS

Thrilla · « **Reply #214 on:** December 29, 2009, 11:11:10 AM »

Buzz...did you keep up with the game? Berrian pulled you into a tie with me...and it went that way into halftime. But then Farve decided not to throw to him anymore in the second half. We went down to the wire.

At any rate,

All

to the greatness that is Pigskins 'n Poon. I have thoroughly enjoyed pwning everyone this year in both fantasy sports. I wear the double crown with pride and will take it with me everywhere I go.

Ogre · « **Reply #215 on:** December 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on December 29, 2009, 11:11:10 AM

All to the greatness that is Pigskins 'n Poon. I have thoroughly enjoyed pwning everyone this year in both fantasy sports. I wear the double crown with pride and will take it with me everywhere I go.

Just remember, you tied a 7-6 team and somehow came away with the tiebreaker just to get in to the Championship Game.

Now, go suck a dick.

Thrilla · « **Reply #216 on:** December 29, 2009, 11:18:15 AM »

Quote from: Ogre on December 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM

Just remember, you tied a 7-6 team and somehow came away with the tiebreaker just to get in to the Championship Game.

Now, go suck a dick.

Oh...I don't know....maybe I won the tiebreaker because I beat your ass 102-89 in Week 1? Or maybe it was because I scored a total of 1331 total points during the regular season vs. your paltry 1073? Or maybe it's because they don't want a flaming homo in the championship game? I'm just not sure.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #217 on:** December 29, 2009, 11:19:13 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on December 29, 2009, 11:11:10 AM

Buzz...did you keep up with the game? Berrian pulled you into a tie with me...and it went that way into halftime. But then Farve decided not to throw to him anymore in the second half. We went down to the wire.

At any rate,

All to the greatness that is Pigskins 'n Poon. I have thoroughly enjoyed pwning everyone this year in both fantasy sports. I wear the double crown with pride and will take it with me everywhere I go.

Yeah, I did the happy dance in my living room when the EP was blocked. Guess I started the celebration too soon.

Congrats. Now go fist yourself.

Ogre · « **Reply #218 on:** December 29, 2009, 11:20:23 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on December 29, 2009, 11:18:15 AM

Or maybe it's because they don't want a flaming homo in the championship game? I'm just not sure.

Well, we know that's not the case because Buzz made it in.

Godfather · « **Reply #219 on:** December 29, 2009, 11:21:08 AM »

Quote from: Ogre on December 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM

Just remember, you tied a 7-6 team and somehow came away with the tiebreaker just to get in to the Championship Game.

Now, go suck a dick.

Aren't you running this league?