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Well, It's Official...I'm and Auburn Dad

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Well, It's Official...I'm and Auburn Dad
« on: August 09, 2009, 01:36:32 PM »
Yesterday, we moved my daughter up to Auburn.  Nice 8'X8' jail cell of a dorm room on the Hill.  After me and her room mate's dad did all the heavy lifting up to the 4th floor, he and I had to make a Wally World run while the women folk fixed the room. 

We wound up at Auburn Oyster bar and Grill for a couple of pitchers of 420.

Anyway, kind of a sterange feeling senidng your first off to school.  Damn, I'm old.
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Re: Well, It's Official...I'm and Auburn Dad
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2009, 01:52:01 PM »
Yesterday, we moved my daughter up to Auburn.  Nice 8'X8' jail cell of a dorm room on the Hill.  After me and her room mate's dad did all the heavy lifting up to the 4th floor, he and I had to make a Wally World run while the women folk fixed the room. 

We wound up at Auburn Oyster bar and Grill for a couple of pitchers of 420.

Anyway, kind of a sterange feeling senidng your first off to school.  Damn, I'm old.

Congrats on moving one out of the house.
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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2009, 01:52:12 PM »
Nice job, were all getting old!
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 03:23:37 PM »
Yesterday, we moved my daughter up to Auburn.  Nice 8'X8' jail cell of a dorm room on the Hill.  After me and her room mate's dad did all the heavy lifting up to the 4th floor, he and I had to make a Wally World run while the women folk fixed the room. 

We wound up at Auburn Oyster bar and Grill for a couple of pitchers of 420.

Anyway, kind of a sterange feeling senidng your first off to school.  Damn, I'm old.

Yes, you are old.

What's her room number?  I'd like to drop by.
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2009, 06:51:13 PM »
Yes, you are old.

What's her room number?  I'd like to drop by.
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2009, 07:16:52 PM »
I did it last year. 

It only gets worse.  Went up Monday to move mine into an apartment.  She'll be living across the hall from a couple of stoners.  They opened the door and a wall of smoke poured out.  It was like a Cheech and Chong movie. 

Pissed me off, though, because kids have no respect.  My younger daughter was right there in the breezeway, they saw her there but the stoner fucks carried on their regular conversation.  It included a barrage of "fucks, shits, GD's, motherfucks, oh fucking hells" and other inappropriate language.  Zero class and not a lot of intelligence. 

Yeah, they're kids. I know.  But when my little one went inside the bastards learned that dads can cuss like a motherfucker, too.  And we're generally pissed when we do. 
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2009, 09:06:31 PM »
You should get a Daumer t-shirt and wear it next time you visit.  It was the other end of the sprectrum for us.  Good folks all around but then, it was a whole building full of 17-18 year old girls and their parents.  Not a lot of fuck, shit damn. 

Actually, I said most of that carrying stuff up 4 flights of stairs.
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2009, 09:46:18 PM »
You should get a Daumer t-shirt and wear it next time you visit.  It was the other end of the sprectrum for us.  Good folks all around but then, it was a whole building full of 17-18 year old girls and their parents.  Not a lot of fuck, shit damn. 

Actually, I said most of that carrying stuff up 4 flights of stairs.

Yeah, I was much happier with the dorm.  But her rate was going up from 1800 (approx) to 2700 (approx). 

And that's YOUR fault.  She couldn't stay where she was because her dorm was being opened for freshmen and since she was a sophomore, Auburn decided she had to move to a new place. 

It is Jay Jacobs' fault.  Entirely.
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Re: Well, It's Official...I'm and Auburn Dad
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2009, 07:38:10 AM »
You should get a Daumer t-shirt and wear it next time you visit.  It was the other end of the sprectrum for us.  Good folks all around but then, it was a whole building full of 17-18 year old girls and their parents.  Not a lot of fuck, shit damn. 

Actually, I said most of that carrying stuff up 4 flights of stairs.

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