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The Prowler · « **on:** August 08, 2009, 01:27:57 PM »

Freshman DT, Jamar Travis, 6' 310lbs......

RWS · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2009, 02:17:49 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on August 08, 2009, 01:27:57 PM

Freshman DT, Jamar Travis, 6' 310lbs......

Fatty McFatter of McFatterson Street.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2009, 02:24:04 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on August 08, 2009, 02:17:49 PM

Fatty McFatter of McFatterson Street.

At least his man tits don't hang out the side of his shoulder pads.

RWS · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2009, 02:27:29 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on August 08, 2009, 02:24:04 PM

At least his man tits don't hang out the side of his shoulder pads.

Yeah, his gut just hangs 4-5 inches below his shirt.

Seriously though, if the kid can ball, more power to him. Our two fatasses have worked out fairly well.

The Prowler · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2009, 04:00:02 PM »

To tell you the truth, I would rather have a 6' to 6'2" DT that's strong as a horse and weights around 300lbs., because the player with the lowest center of gravity will always win out. Of course there are exceptions, like Terrance Cody...but, he's stepping on the field at around 350lbs. But, even being as large as Cody is, he comes off the ball quick and low....for his height and weight and the times that he doesn't, he gets stalemated, of course with someone that big, being stalemated will plug up two gaps.

El Guapo · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2009, 06:05:34 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on August 08, 2009, 04:00:02 PM

To tell you the truth, I would rather have a 6' to 6'2" DT that's strong as a horse and weights around 300lbs., because the player with the lowest center of gravity will always win out. Of course there are exceptions, like Terrance Cody...but, he's stepping on the field at around 350lbs. But, even being as large as Cody is, he comes off the ball quick and low....for his height and weight and the times that he doesn't, he gets stalemated, of course with someone that big, being stalemated will plug up two gaps.

wait wait wait... Did I detect a compliment in there?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2009, 08:31:12 PM »

Poor fella...his manteets aren't big enough.

The Prowler · « **Reply #7 on:** August 09, 2009, 02:12:34 AM »

Quote from: El Guapo on August 08, 2009, 06:05:34 PM

wait wait wait... Did I detect a compliment in there?

I always compliment great players, I don't care who they play for. Rolo......bad ass, Cody....fat ass that can take on three blockers while the LBers make the plays, Demeco....was and still is a fuckin' bad ass. Ask me about any player on the current or past turd squads. I don't hate the players, just the team that they chose to play for.

Argo · « **Reply #8 on:** August 09, 2009, 06:25:03 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on August 09, 2009, 02:12:34 AM

I always compliment great players, I don't care who they play for. Ask me about any player on the current or past turd squads.

What about Chris Capps? Give it to me straight.

The Prowler · « **Reply #9 on:** August 09, 2009, 06:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Argo on August 09, 2009, 06:25:03 PM

What about Chris Capps? Give it to me straight.

You mean Chris "Watchout!!" Capps? I loved that he played for y'all, LOL. IMO, he wasn't good....at all.

Argo · « **Reply #10 on:** August 09, 2009, 07:24:22 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on August 09, 2009, 06:39:23 PM

IMO, he wasn't good....at all.

I told you to give it to me straight. Not this sugarcoated horseshit.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** August 09, 2009, 09:13:25 PM »

Chris "Turnstile" Capps

Argo · « **Reply #12 on:** August 09, 2009, 09:29:51 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on August 09, 2009, 09:13:25 PM

Chris "Turnstile" Capps

Chris "holy shit, I can't even trip someone after getting flat-backed" Capps

The Prowler · « **Reply #13 on:** August 09, 2009, 10:30:53 PM »

Quote from: Argo on August 09, 2009, 09:29:51 PM

Chris "holy shit, I can't even trip someone after getting flat-backed" Capps

Auburn has had a Chris Capps type offensive lineman, #69 Mark Pera.....I get mad just typing out his name.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 09, 2009, 11:04:57 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on August 09, 2009, 10:30:53 PM

Auburn has had a Chris Capps type offensive lineman, #69 Mark Pera.....I get mad just typing out his name.

I remember Pera more for the false starts than the turnstile-play.

Jumbo · « **Reply #15 on:** August 10, 2009, 02:56:51 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 09, 2009, 11:04:57 PM

I remember Pera more for the false starts than the turnstile-play.

He only had two problems, run blocking and pass blocking.

AWK · « **Reply #16 on:** August 10, 2009, 07:11:19 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on August 10, 2009, 02:56:51 AM

He only had two problems, run blocking and pass blocking.

and running in general.

The Prowler · « **Reply #17 on:** August 10, 2009, 07:32:43 PM »

I don't remember him being a run blocker, since whenever we decided to pass 7 times out of 10, his guy would get through and nail Campbell and Cobb. And the other three times, he was false starting.....probably because his guy was running through him like a sieve (sp?).

CCTAU · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:26:47 PM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on August 08, 2009, 02:27:29 PM

Yeah, his gut just hangs 4-5 inches below his shirt.

So did Tommy Jackson's and he had no problem taking on the tahd. Fat kids can sometimes play.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2009, 01:38:40 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on August 12, 2009, 01:26:47 PM

So did Tommy Jackson's and he had no problem taking on the tahd. Fat kids can sometimes play.

Speaking of TJ, I was at a spring game a couple of years back and me and my little boy were down at the corner of the endzone trying to get some autographs from a group of former players that were congregating down there. Jackson walked right by us and I swear to gawd the guy had calf implants. His calves were bigger than my damn thighs and looked like they were going ot bust out of the skin. Freakishly muscular legs. It's no wonder that guy was a force in the middle. I know he signed with the Falclowns but is he still in the league?