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Saniflush · « **on:** August 03, 2009, 01:59:14 PM »

At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....

OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.

You fuckers need jobs.

Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.

RWS · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2009, 02:02:55 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 03, 2009, 01:59:14 PM

At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....

OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.

You fuckers need jobs.

Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.

Thats why I shit-canned my Facebook for anything other than Uno related purposes. I cannot stand getting a hojillion requests a day to join some stupid shit. They have Apps on MySpace, and I don't get bothered with it nearly as much on there. I play Uno on my Facebook, and thats pretty much it.

Jumbo · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2009, 02:14:03 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 03, 2009, 01:59:14 PM

At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....

OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.

You fuckers need jobs.

Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.

I thought you had time for an imaginary farm?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2009, 02:17:57 PM »

But my pretty fucking pony needs a new mane.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2009, 03:02:11 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 03, 2009, 01:59:14 PM

At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....

OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.

You fuckers need jobs.

Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.

Rock on, brother. I blanket delete all that crap and eventually the smarter folks get the hint. Guess that leaves out most of the folks around here tho...

Saniflush · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2009, 03:04:59 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 03, 2009, 03:02:11 PM

Rock on, brother. I blanket delete all that crap and eventually the smarter folks get the hint. Guess that leaves out most of the folks around here tho...

I'm glad you are down with seeing the hatchet wounds of hot women.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2009, 03:08:21 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 03, 2009, 03:04:59 PM

I'm glad you are down with seeing the hatchet wounds of hot women.

Better that than some stupid virtual drink that contributes nothing to my current level of inebriation.

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2009, 03:18:33 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 03, 2009, 03:08:21 PM

Better that than some stupid virtual drink that contributes nothing to my current level of inebriation.

word.

AWK · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2009, 03:19:05 PM »

I ignore everyone of those annoying requests, and I tend to get them everyday. The only one I would accept is the Free Blowjobs from Strippers App.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2009, 03:30:28 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 03, 2009, 03:02:11 PM

Rock on, brother. I blanket delete all that crap and eventually the smarter folks get the hint. Guess that leaves out most of the folks around here tho...

And I pictured you wearing all of those pieces of flair I have been sending. FML

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2009, 04:44:29 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 03, 2009, 03:30:28 PM

And I pictured you wearing all of those pieces of flair I have been sending. FML

The pins were leaving bruises on my skin.

I will cop to accepting the occasional flair. It is my one facebook weakness.

Ranger12 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:51:05 PM »

Hey, I have no life, so hell yeah I send out the invites to those games. So if you got one from me and did not like it or it annoyed you..... screw you. If you can't humor a poor disabled vet that has nothing better to do, then screw you.

And quit pretending like you guys actually have a life either. I like to play Mafia Wars and Farm Town and some of you like to get together for circle jerks and goat loving parties. You don't see me getting on here and whining about it and asking you to stop inviting me to those do you? I just politely ignore the invites and go about my business quietly (except for the times I feel like there is a public danger and have to do my civic duty by notifying the authorities).

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:42:35 AM »

Quote from: Ranger12 on August 03, 2009, 09:51:05 PM

Hey, I have no life, so hell yeah I send out the invites to those games. So if you got one from me and did not like it or it annoyed you..... screw you. If you can't humor a poor disabled vet that has nothing better to do, then screw you.

And quit pretending like you guys actually have a life either. I like to play Mafia Wars and Farm Town and some of you like to get together for circle jerks and goat loving parties. You don't see me getting on here and whining about it and asking you to stop inviting me to those do you? I just politely ignore the invites and go about my business quietly (except for the times I feel like there is a public danger and have to do my civic duty by notifying the authorities).

We have goats?

Ogre · « **Reply #13 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:59:45 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 04, 2009, 07:42:35 AM

We have goats?

Jumbo has come into a little money and upgraded from dogs.

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:03:27 AM »

Quote from: Ogre on August 04, 2009, 09:59:45 AM

Jumbo has come into a little money and upgraded from dogs.

SaaaaaaWEET!

wesfau2 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:05:57 AM »

Quote from: Ogre on August 04, 2009, 09:59:45 AM

Jumbo has come into a little money and upgraded from dogs.

Completely true story:

There is a tiny town north of Destin called Mossy Head. Mossy Head was being terrorized a couple of years ago by....wait for it...a serial goat rapist. No shit. They kept finding victims, and had their eye on a suspect, but could not arrest the guy because apparently, there is no law against goat-fucking in Florida. He was arrested, however, after his enthusiastic affection killed one of his targets. They brought in the rape-kit, got a DNA sample, and arrested the guy for some cruelty charge.

They still sell T-shirts at the gas station at Hwy 90 and Hwy 285 that feature a picture of a goat and the slogan "What happens in Mossy Head, stays in Mossy Head."

Saniflush · « **Reply #16 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:11:06 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 04, 2009, 10:05:57 AM

Completely true story:

There is a tiny town north of Destin called Mossy Head. Mossy Head was being terrorized a couple of years ago by....wait for it...a serial goat rapist. No shit. They kept finding victims, and had their eye on a suspect, but could not arrest the guy because apparently, there is no law against goat-fucking in Florida. He was arrested, however, after his enthusiastic affection killed one of his targets. They brought in the rape-kit, got a DNA sample, and arrested the guy for some cruelty charge.

They still sell T-shirts at the gas station at Hwy 90 and Hwy 285 that feature a picture of a goat and the slogan "What happens in Mossy Head, stays in Mossy Head."

The fact I do not own one of these shirts is damn travesty!

boartitz · « **Reply #17 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:20:14 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 03, 2009, 01:59:14 PM

At the risk of repeating myself to a few of you....

OK...Message to any fuckers that think about sending me an invitation to join mafia wars, vampire wars, or my pretty fucking pony.

You fuckers need jobs.

Unless you are inviting me to join something that shows lots of hot women exposing their hatchet wounds I don't want it.

I posted something similar on my page last night.
I don't need a virtual beer, I have real ones.
I don't need to play farm. I have a garden and real animals to tend to.
No hometown memories shit. I"m back in my hometown. If I want a Minute Shop BBQ sammich, I'll go get a real one. Haven't bought one in years.
Some of them think I am rude. Maybe a thinning of the herd is in order. I swear, thats all some of them fuckers ever do is send shit like that. They contribute nothing.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:22:49 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 04, 2009, 10:11:06 AM

The fact I do not own one of these shirts is damn travesty!

I'll swing by on the way to the 'Ham and see if they have some in stock.

Saniflush · « **Reply #19 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:26:00 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 04, 2009, 10:22:49 AM

I'll swing by on the way to the 'Ham and see if they have some in stock.

The G-Unit needs an XL Fitty.