One thing we can agree on

I believe you're referring to a completely different ass kicking that my balls would give you. Take your pick however, you're not able to handle either.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2009, 05:48:37 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on July 29, 2009, 05:37:14 PM

I believe you're referring to a completely different ass kicking that my balls would give you. Take your pick however, you're not able to handle either.

It's really hard to handle something when I could make a complete fist around your dick and still not be sure I had a grip.

Birmingham · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2009, 06:45:54 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 29, 2009, 05:48:37 PM

It's really hard to handle something when I could make a complete fist around your dick and still not be sure I had a grip.

You have a lot of penis jokes, you must be disappointed a lot. It stands to reason though that it's more than likely you instead of all your small dicked partners. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe the hole they're trying to fill may be a little bigger than normal?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:13:21 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on July 29, 2009, 06:45:54 PM

You have a lot of penis jokes, you must be disappointed a lot. It stands to reason though that it's more than likely you instead of all your small dicked partners. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe the hole they're trying to fill may be a little bigger than normal?

Who says I have tiny dick partners? The only tiny dicks I am aware of are yours (a given) and Harvey's (by his own admission) - but at least Harv makes up for it with his other mad skillz, or so Taylor says.

You are just a sad, pathetic little man who tries to hang with the big dogs, but in reality, can't even hang at all. Keep trying tho -maybe one day you will come up with something original.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:20:04 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 30, 2009, 11:13:21 AM

Who says I have tiny dick partners? The only tiny dicks I am aware of are yours (a given) and Harvey's (by his own admission) - but at least Harv makes up for it with his other mad skillz, or so Taylor says.

You are just a sad, pathetic little man who tries to hang with the big dogs, but in reality, can't even hang at all. Keep trying tho -maybe one day you will come up with something original.

Hey, don't bring me and my average to just above average sized love muscle into your little cat fight.

(I read Penthouse Forums one time so I know what "Average" is)

Birmingham · « **Reply #13 on:** July 30, 2009, 11:56:23 AM »

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Who says I have tiny dick partners? The only tiny dicks I am aware of are yours (a given) and Harvey's (by his own admission) - but at least Harv makes up for it with his other mad skillz, or so Taylor says.

You are just a sad, pathetic little man who tries to hang with the big dogs, but in reality, can't even hang at all. Keep trying tho -maybe one day you will come up with something original.

It may very well be frustrating for you but it's just plain awkward for me when I hear an echo when I hum.

RWS · « **Reply #14 on:** July 30, 2009, 01:30:45 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on July 30, 2009, 11:56:23 AM

It may very well be frustrating for you but it's just plain awkward for me when I hear an echo when I hum.

Just because she has to masturbate with a watermelon to get off doesn't mean you have anything to be ashamed of, son.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2009, 02:48:15 PM »

**yawn**

Good grief, that response is as old as Bahr Bryant is dead. You have GOT to get more original if you expect me to continue this "little" attempt at alleviating the off season boredom. The guys around here expect higher caliber snark than that...

Try again, skippy.

Birmingham · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2009, 03:04:37 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 30, 2009, 02:48:15 PM

**yawn**

Good grief, that response is as old as Bahr Bryant is dead. You have GOT to get more original if you expect me to continue this "little" attempt at alleviating the off season boredom. The guys around here expect higher caliber snark than that...

Try again, skippy.

I don't have any stock "big vagina" jokes. If they're as old as Bear Bryant perhaps it's because you were popular in the 50's, 60's and 70's.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** July 30, 2009, 03:20:24 PM »

Hey Billy, the other day I was going down on my girlfriend and I says, "Geez you got a big pussy. Geez you got a big pussy". She says, "How come you said it twice?"

I said, "I didn't".

Predator...my all time favorite movie.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #18 on:** July 30, 2009, 03:26:14 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on July 30, 2009, 03:04:37 PM

I don't have any stock "big vagina" jokes. If they're as old as Bear Bryant perhaps it's because you were popular in the 50's, 60's and 70's.

I am 39. Born in 1970. So unless I am the reincarnation of your momma, I wasn't seeing too much action in those decades...

wesfau2 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 30, 2009, 03:33:00 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 30, 2009, 03:20:24 PM

Hey Billy, the other day I was going down on my girlfriend and I says, "Geez you got a big pussy. Geez you got a big pussy". She says, "How come you said it twice?"

I said, "I didn't".

Predator...my all time favorite movie.

So, I go up to my girlfriend and say, "I'd like a little pussy."

She says, "Me, too. Mine's as big as a house."