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« on: July 22, 2009, 03:11:50 PM »
ghey.

Taylor loves it.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 03:19:20 PM »
ghey.

Taylor loves it.


You found it tiny dancer.
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2009, 03:20:53 PM »
You found it tiny dancer.

I have gheydar
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Top Gun
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 03:39:46 PM »
Saw it in the theater six times in two weeks when it first came out.  Can still get worked up thinking about that volleyball scene.  And the blue light filtered sex scene... that alone can do it for me... Holy shit they were some hot motherfuckers...  Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Rick Rossovich... even Tom Skerritt and Michael Ironside were hot in that movie.  A teenaged girl's fantasy movie come to life... and it still works on an old broad today!

So to me?  not ghey... not ghey at ALL... unless by ghey you mean FUCKING HOT!!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2009, 04:16:16 PM »
Just an observation here.  Tom Cruise is 5'8"...5'9" at most.  Have you ever noticed that the bald headed Admiral, or whatever the fuck he is....comes up to Cruise's teets?  A dwarf Admiral.
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2009, 05:38:11 PM »
Just an observation here.  Tom Cruise is 5'8"...5'9" at most.  Have you ever noticed that the bald headed Admiral, or whatever the fuck he is....comes up to Cruise's teets?  A dwarf Admiral.
Tom Cruise is 5'7" on a GOOD day - Anthony Edwards is considerably taller - but in the movie Cruise is nearly past his shoulder - ergo Cruise was on a box - hence the unnatural camera angle.  Also note that in pictures, Katie (and back in the day, Nicole) are always just in front of him on the red carpet, at an angle... to make him look taller.

He may be a cultjoining, psychotic leprechaun, but damn, he is hot...  **sigh**
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2009, 11:16:06 PM »
To further prove the point - my wife just finished watching Top Gun on the fucking OXYGEN channel.  For you single guys, it's like a low-rent version of Lifetime. 

To quote Uncle Sani - ghey.
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« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2009, 08:01:22 AM »
To further prove the point - my wife just finished watching Top Gun on the fucking OXYGEN channel.  For you single guys, it's like a low-rent version of Lifetime. 

To quote Uncle Sani - ghey.

Damn. Oxygen channel.  As if there was not already enough evidence on the table.

As far as women saying it's not ghey because all the hot guys in it.....Well I recall you all raving about "Brokeback" as well.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Top Gun
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2009, 01:55:54 PM »
Damn. Oxygen channel.  As if there was not already enough evidence on the table.

As far as women saying it's not ghey because all the hot guys in it.....Well I recall you all raving about "Brokeback" as well.
Wrong.  I never raved about Brokeback.  Those guys were not hot enough to make me want to watch them having butt sex.  There are maybe a few actors that are hot enough to make me watch that - but not many - and those two are not on the list...
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« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2009, 02:01:31 PM »
Wrong.  I never raved about Brokeback.  Those guys were not hot enough to make me want to watch them having butt sex.  There are maybe a few actors that are hot enough to make me watch that - but not many - and those two are not on the list...

So is guys having butt sex a turn on to a woman? I know 2 women doing just about anything is a turn on to dudes...but 2 guys and butt sex?  :puke:
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2009, 02:06:02 PM »
So is guys having butt sex a turn on to a woman? I know 2 women doing just about anything is a turn on to dudes...but 2 guys and butt sex?  :puke:

No - the point is that if the guy is hot enough, you could watch him doing damn near anything and still think he is hot.  Reading the newspaper, sleeping, butt sex, whatever... if he is hot, just looking at him is enough for me.  The rest is just background noise...

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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2009, 02:20:37 PM »
No - the point is that if the guy is hot enough, you could watch him doing damn near anything and still think he is hot.  Reading the newspaper, sleeping, butt sex, whatever... if he is hot, just looking at him is enough for me.  The rest is just background noise...

2 guys 1 cup? Still hot???
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Re: Top Gun
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2009, 02:59:42 PM »
2 guys 1 cup? Still hot???
I did qualify with "damn near anything"... that would be the "damn near" part coming into play.  I never watched that infamous video, so I am working of my own mental image based on y'all's descriptions, and so, yeah... no.  Could not be overcome by the hotness factor.
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2009, 03:16:43 PM »
I did qualify with "damn near anything"... that would be the "damn near" part coming into play.  I never watched that infamous video, so I am working of my own mental image based on y'all's descriptions, and so, yeah... no.  Could not be overcome by the hotness factor.

You've obviously never seen me shit in a cup then.
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2009, 03:29:49 PM »
Speaking of shitting in a cup...wait, what?

If you've never seen the Youtube reaction videos, do so.  I laughed my ass off.  Here's one...

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Re: Top Gun
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2009, 04:14:52 PM »
You've obviously never seen me shit in a cup then.
I am grateful for many things in life, this being three of them.
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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2009, 04:24:54 PM »
I am grateful for many things in life, this being three of them.

If you want me to get crazy then get me a 44 ounce Big Gulp the day after I eat Mexican.  You will be AMAZED.
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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2009, 04:36:43 PM »
He may be a cultjoining, psychotic leprechaun, but damn, he is hot...  **sigh**

Sounds like the theme of Finebaum's next column on $aban
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Re: Top Gun
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2009, 05:31:42 PM »
Sounds like the theme of Finebaum's next column on $aban
Sabbbben cute?  Puh-leeeeeze!   :puke:
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2009, 08:09:54 PM »
Sabbbben cute?  Puh-leeeeeze!   :puke:
only to finebaum and drunk collette
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