No thread on the new Auburn commit?

Birmingham · « **on:** July 12, 2009, 08:31:29 AM »

Perry, can you fill us in on the kid?

JR4AU · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2009, 08:40:06 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on July 12, 2009, 08:31:29 AM

Perry, can you fill us in on the kid?

Long and short of it is: If he's a 3 star, all the bamtards will prance around saying that's all Auburn can get, if he's any higher rated, it will be tales of how he's overrated, and after camps and such will drop to a three star, and of course the standard fare of "Bammer never offered him, and wouldn't, or we'd have him". Sound about right?

Birmingham · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2009, 09:36:09 AM »

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Long and short of it is: If he's a 3 star, all the bamtards will prance around saying that's all Auburn can get, if he's any higher rated, it will be tales of how he's overrated, and after camps and such will drop to a three star, and of course the standard fare of "Bammer never offered him, and wouldn't, or we'd have him". Sound about right?

Am I to take from this that you weren't aware of your new commit?

The Prowler · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2009, 09:54:05 AM »

I take it that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Birmingham · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:07:19 AM »

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I take it that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

That's odd, two responses now and still nobody willing to provide any information on the commit. Perry, how many grillz does this one have?

I figured there would be a little more fanfare for Auburn's first commit of July.

Argo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:25:33 AM »

With all due respect Birmingham, if you are wondering about a current commit, you should probably check the recruiting forum first. Perry says 5 grillz, with a chance for 6 depending on this fall.

The Prowler · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:45:22 AM »

Damnit Argo, I was going to see how long it took for B'ham to realize it.

Birmingham · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2009, 10:55:48 AM »

DE Joel Bonomolo
height: 6'3"
weight: 245lbs
FORTY: 4.65
offers from: Arizona, Arizona State, Auburn, San Diego State, Utah, Washington.

Scout: 1 star

Rivals: 0 stars

ProwlerPerry: 5 Grillz

You don't suppose that one of the 3 unbiased opinions stated above might be struggling a bit with his ongoing battle of being a delusional homer, do you?

The Prowler · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:10:08 AM »

BTW, B'ham...most of the JUCOs haven't been rated yet by any of the recruiting sites. Keep trying.

Birmingham · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:19:56 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on July 12, 2009, 11:10:08 AM

BTW, B'ham...most of the JUCOs haven't been rated yet by any of the recruiting sites. Keep trying.

Keep trying what? All I gave is the rating you provided along with his offer list. What am I supposed to be trying?

JR4AU · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:41:24 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on July 12, 2009, 09:36:09 AM

Am I to take from this that you weren't aware of your new commit?

Though I don't jack off to Rivals front page every day like most bammers...I am, and was aware...to the point that I understand it's not official yet, but a high likelyhood. And he's not a 0 star...he's yet unrated rivals you idiot fuck. Thanks for your concern and interest in Auburn football and recruiting...do you follow bammer football?

Birmingham · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:47:51 AM »

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Though I don't jack off to Rivals front page every day like most bammers...I am, and was aware...to the point that I understand it's not official yet, but a high likelyhood. And he's not a 0 star...he's yet unrated rivals you idiot fuck. Thanks for your concern and interest in Auburn football and recruiting...do you follow bammer football?

I noticed you didn't say anything about his 1 star rating from Scouts.

JR4AU · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2009, 11:57:09 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on July 12, 2009, 11:47:51 AM

I noticed you didn't say anything about his 1 star rating from Scouts.

JUCOs are usually the last to be rated....but like I said in my initial response, your typical bammer idiocy is showing. Fuck off!

Birmingham · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:12:53 PM »

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JUCOs are usually the last to be rated....but like I said in my initial response, your typical bammer idiocy is showing. Fuck off!

Yeah you're right, he's probably a bad ass. That's why it's like pulling teeth to try and get any of you to talk about him without being defensive and why nobody has responded to the thread on the recruiting board. You guys are thrilled about this commit and I'm just an ignorant bammer who is throwing shit against the wall hoping something will stick. You stole a solid commit from San Diego State who has as many allegations of steroid abuse as Ivan Drago. You're pumped over this 5 grillz stud!

AUChizad · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:40:50 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on July 12, 2009, 11:47:51 AM

I noticed you didn't say anything about his 1 star rating from Scouts.

Scout defaults recruits as a 1 star before assessing them just like Rivals defaults them as zero, dipshit.

That kid's a an absolute beast and you think he averages 1/2 a star?

You act as is that offer list is an utter joke. Refresh my memory. How did your All-World-beating 13th MNC team fare against Utah? Not to mention you left off several other offers including UCLA or that LSU & Arky are interested.

Birmingham · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2009, 12:52:39 PM »

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Not to mention you left off several other offers including UCLA or that LSU & Arky are interested.

So we're listing teams that are interested now? Sweet.

The Prowler · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:13:33 PM »

65 Tackles 18 TFL and 121/2 Sacks, as a Freshman in JUCO, doesn't sound too shabby, also he was on the All-Conference Team to boot. Keep trying bammer. Because this guy is a Stud. Here ya go B'ham, this'll help you out....Extremely high motor, something similar to David Pollack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPUNtH2SWtA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etigersx%2Ecom%2Fforum%2Findex%2Ephp%3Ftopic%3D6082%2E0&feature=player_embedded

Birmingham · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:52:53 PM »

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65 Tackles 18 TFL and 121/2 Sacks, as a Freshman in JUCO, doesn't sound too shabby, also he was on the All-Conference Team to boot. Keep trying bammer. Because this guy is a Stud. Here ya go B'ham, this'll help you out....Extremely high motor, something similar to David Pollack.

Funny what steroids will do.

The Prowler · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2009, 01:56:16 PM »

Yeah look what it did for Andre Smith....Man Boobs.

Argo · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2009, 02:19:05 PM »

I personally have no idea how good the kid is. I haven't watched any video of him, not even the youtube video that Prowler posted. I will say this, however. If an extremely overweight nose tackle from JUCO can come into a program, work his tail off, and immediately have in impact on a team the way Cody did for us last fall, I don't think it's a stretch to say that Bonomolo COULD upgrade the Tigers defense next year.

Therefore, why is this topic already heading for 3-5 pages?