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While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV

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While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« on: July 09, 2009, 09:19:55 AM »
I'll be heading to scenic 30A outside Destin on Saturday for a week of sun and drinkage.   :fu:

I'll bring you guys an airbrushed TigersX t-shirt from Alvin's Island.
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2009, 10:46:39 AM »
Holla atcha boy.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 11:56:52 AM »
Those airbrushed tshirts cost more than you think. Never go astray from the airbrush guys designs, one guy tried to charge my girlfriend $100 for an "custom" airbrush shirt of a girl wearing a rebel flag bikini.*

*Disclaimer: girlfriend isn't a dirty redneck bammer, she just wanted to get the shirt for the alpha psi rodeo.
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 01:01:44 PM »
Holla atcha boy.

I'll holla' from Ms. Lucille's while I sip Seattle Roast and partake of a tasty bagel.
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 01:24:34 PM »
I'll holla' from Ms. Lucille's while I sip Seattle Roast and partake of a tasty bagel.

That sounds like the absolute gayest thing you could be doing at the beach.
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 01:26:09 PM »
That sounds like the absolute gayest thing you could be doing at the beach.

Nah, give him some credit.


















He's done a lot of things more ghey than that.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 01:58:06 PM »
That sounds like the absolute gayest thing you could be doing at the beach.

There are MUCH gayer things I could do.....but Taylor is studying for the Bar. 
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 02:00:55 PM »
I'll holla' from Ms. Lucille's while I sip Seattle Roast and partake of a tasty bagel.
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 03:40:25 PM »
There are MUCH gayer things I could do.....but Taylor is studying for the Bar. 

I dunno, in a thread titled  "While U Homos are...,"and you're bragging about eating a bagel and drinking coffee then I can't think of anything really more gay. Anything short of at the beach eating pussy and drinking beer is a little feminine if you ask me. I think that actually having gay sex with Taylor might be a little less gay than the whole bagel/fancy coffee incident. I'm not saying that eating a bagel and drinking coffee is a homo activity, but boasting about it on a majority male forum seems a little queer. Rant concluded.
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 03:42:32 PM »
I dunno, in a thread titled  "While U Homos are...,"and you're bragging about eating a bagel and drinking coffee then I can't think of anything really more gay. Anything short of at the beach eating pussy and drinking beer is a little feminine if you ask me. I think that actually having gay sex with Taylor might be a little less gay than the whole bagel/fancy coffee incident. I'm not saying that eating a bagel and drinking coffee is a homo activity, but boasting about it on a majority male forum seems a little queer. Rant concluded.

Why do you hate breakfast?
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2009, 03:47:59 PM »
Why do you hate breakfast?

Apparently you didn't read the part about the rant not being about the breakfast. The point is that why would you brag about eating a bagel and drinking a coffee at the beach? I can eat a bagel and drink some coffee at home and its just as good. There are way better activities you can do at the beach, such as drinking a case of beer whilst getting roasted in the sun all day.
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2009, 04:00:17 PM »
Apparently you didn't read the part about the rant not being about the breakfast. The point is that why would you brag about eating a bagel and drinking a coffee at the beach? I can eat a bagel and drink some coffee at home and its just as good. There are way better activities you can do at the beach, such as drinking a case of beer whilst getting roasted in the sun all day.

You obviously have never been to Ms. Lucille's.
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2009, 04:07:48 PM »
You obviously have never been to Ms. Lucille's.

He's so unfashionably late to the party.
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2009, 06:04:47 PM »
I dunno, in a thread titled  "While U Homos are...,"and you're bragging about eating a bagel and drinking coffee then I can't think of anything really more gay. Anything short of at the beach eating pussy and drinking beer is a little feminine if you ask me. I think that actually having gay sex with Taylor might be a little less gay than the whole bagel/fancy coffee incident. I'm not saying that eating a bagel and drinking coffee is a homo activity, but boasting about it on a majority male forum seems a little queer. Rant concluded.
They don't accept me like you do Jeff.
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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2009, 09:15:18 PM »
They don't accept me like you do Jeff.


Word. You seen AWKs new kids show on cartoon network?
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« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2009, 11:22:38 PM »


Word. You seen AWKs new kids show on cartoon network?
haha, It has been brought to my attention.  I bet it fucking rocks.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2009, 11:24:02 PM »
I'm feelin' some Harbor Docks action coming on.  One day is definitely Seagrove Market for Shrimp Po' Boys and Iiiiiiice cold Landshark.  Pompano Joe's is a must and without a doubt...Bluepoint for 420's and dirty whores.

Sux it bitches.  I gots one more day of work and I'm headed south for a week.  
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« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2009, 07:35:26 AM »
I'm feelin' some Harbor Docks action coming on.  One day is definitely Seagrove Market for Shrimp Po' Boys and Iiiiiiice cold Landshark.  Pompano Joe's is a must and without a doubt...Bluepoint for 420's and dirty whores.

Sux it bitches.  I gots one more day of work and I'm headed south for a week.  

Mmmmmmm. 420's and dirty whores.  My version of reese's cups. 

"Hey you got your dirty whore in my 420. Well I have my 420 in your dirty whore"
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2009, 11:30:57 AM »
I'm feelin' some Harbor Cocks action coming on.  One day is definitely Seagrove Market for Choir Boys.  Pompano Joe's is a must and without a doubt...Bluepoint for zima's and twinks.

Sux it bitches.  I gots one more day of work and I'm south shafting for a week. 

have fun.
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Re: While U Homos are Still Grieving Over MJ Part XXXVIIV
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2009, 11:38:36 AM »
have fun.

Bitch...I don't do Choir boys...anymore....that much.
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