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For the WENCH.
« on: July 08, 2009, 04:26:50 PM »
Death by chocolate, no lie!

I've heard you extoll the virtues of chocolate and I just wanted to warn you that too much can kill!

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Factory Worker Dies After Falling Into Vat of Chocolate

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

   A 22-year-old factory worker died Wednesday after he fell into a vat of boiling chocolate at a manufacturing plant in New Jersey, police said.

The unidentified man, who worked at the Camden facility, had been in the melting pot for about 10 minutes by the time rescue crews arrived, MyFOXPhilly.com reported.

By the time he was pulled out of the tank just after 11 a.m., he was already dead.

The plant is owned by Lyons and Sons.

The cause of the accident was not immediately known. The Occupational Safety and Health Administration was called in to investigate, MyFOXPhilly.com reported.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 04:32:02 PM »
What a morbid way to die.  It's bad enough to drown, but that chocolate probably scalded his skin until he did so.  Not to mention, 10 minutes in scathing hot chocolate probably singed his eyeballs and stripped skin off of his muscle tissue. 
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Re: For the WENCH.
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 04:49:16 PM »
Quote from: townhallsavoy on July 08, 2009, 04:32:02 PM
What a morbid way to die.  It's bad enough to drown, but that chocolate probably scalded his skin until he did so.  Not to mention, 10 minutes in scathing hot chocolate probably singed his eyeballs and stripped skin off of his muscle tissue. 
Yum. I wonder if they're still gonna use the chocolate or just let all that go to waste?
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2009, 05:10:59 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on July 08, 2009, 04:49:16 PM
Yum. I wonder if they're still gonna use the chocolate or just let all that go to waste?
Gives a whole new meaning to "Now with Nuts"
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Re: For the WENCH.
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2009, 05:23:02 PM »
Quote from: townhallsavoy on July 08, 2009, 04:32:02 PM
What a morbid way to die.  It's bad enough to drown, but that chocolate probably scalded his skin until he did so.  Not to mention, 10 minutes in scathing hot chocolate probably singed his eyeballs and stripped skin off of his muscle tissue. 

Michael Jackson's skin care secrets revealed.
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Re: For the WENCH.
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2009, 05:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on July 08, 2009, 05:23:02 PM
Michael Jackson's skin care secrets revealed.

White Chocolate?
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2009, 10:25:06 PM »
Gross, but nothing would ever make me give up my other true love...

I'll take my chances...
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2009, 11:58:30 AM »
Virtues of chocolate? What is this, the Lifetime Channel?
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2009, 12:34:09 PM »
Quote from: wreckingball on July 09, 2009, 11:58:30 AM
Virtues of chocolate? What is this, the Lifetime Channel?

Thank you!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2009, 01:25:08 PM »
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