Venus Williams = Trash

Kaos · « **on:** July 06, 2009, 03:31:34 PM »

I don't care how many championships the Williams sisters win, they're nothing but low class trash. Be glad when their steroid enhanced talent dries up and they go away forever.

It wasn't enough that the one who won Wimbledon was ridiculing and mocking the player who's number one in the world, but this piece of refuse wore this shirt to her post-match interviews:

All the class of a rutting hog. Stupid bitches.

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:50:33 PM »

I could see that shirt becoming popular with the crowd from West Vance.

Aubie16 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:03:04 PM »

That is actually Serena who won Wimbledon. But yes that is an extremely trashy shirt.

Kaos · « **Reply #3 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:22:10 PM »

Quote from: Aubie16 on July 06, 2009, 10:03:04 PM

That is actually Serena who won Wimbledon. But yes that is an extremely trashy shirt.

I will leave the "can't tell them apart" jokes to others.

AWK · « **Reply #4 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:54:24 PM »

What's perverted about titles? Sir Elton John? King Edwards? Or even better, Brian's legal title, Sir Douche of Baggery.

Jumbo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 07, 2009, 02:55:04 AM »

I thought the shirt was funny as hell, considering the size of her ~~tits~~ titles.

Thrilla · « **Reply #6 on:** July 07, 2009, 09:41:52 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on July 06, 2009, 10:22:10 PM

I will leave the "can't tell them apart" jokes to others.

You can't? I think it's quite easy.

chinook · « **Reply #7 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:45:27 AM »

i wear a t-shirt that says..."tennis players have fuzzy balls".

Saniflush · « **Reply #8 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:54:59 AM »

Quote from: chinook on July 07, 2009, 10:45:27 AM

i wear a t-shirt that says..."tennis players have fuzzy balls".

I have one that says "my dick would like to buy you a drink".

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:18:46 AM »

Who doesn't have an off-color shirt?

But if I see either of you show up at the press conference after winning one of the most prestigious sports championships in the world wearing those shirts, I will condemn your lack of class as well.

The Williams sisters -- particularly this large one -- are low class hoors.

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:20:12 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on July 07, 2009, 11:18:46 AM

Who doesn't have an off-color shirt?

But if I see either of you show up at the press conference after winning one of the most prestigious sports championships in the world wearing those shirts, I will condemn your lack of class as well.

The Williams sisters -- particularly this large one -- are low class hoors.

Tennis isn't a sport. It's an activity.

Tiger Six · « **Reply #11 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:34:50 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on July 07, 2009, 11:20:12 AM

Tennis isn't a sport. It's an activity.

What about staring at the sun? Is that a good activity?

Tiger Six · « **Reply #12 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on July 07, 2009, 11:20:12 AM

Tennis isn't a sport. It's an activity.

And for the record, tennis is a sport.

You keep score, you have winners and losers.

Figure skating, activity.

Gymnastics, activity.

Softball, sport.

Horse racing, sport.

Tennis, sport.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:38:17 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 07, 2009, 12:36:32 PM

Horse racing, sport.

Whoooooooooooa. When the primary "athlete" in an activity is a non-human, then it ain't a fuckin sport.

See also: NASCAR.

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** July 07, 2009, 12:41:28 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 07, 2009, 12:36:32 PM

And for the record, tennis is a sport.

You keep score, you have winners and losers.

Figure skating, activity.

Gymnastics, activity.

Softball, sport.

Horse racing, sport.

Tennis, sport.

When was the last time there was a death attributed to playing said sport?

No possibility of death constitutes an activity.

AWK · « **Reply #15 on:** July 07, 2009, 10:18:14 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on July 07, 2009, 12:41:28 PM

When was the last time there was a death attributed to playing said sport?

No possibility of death constitutes an activity.

On that premises, is rock climbing a sport? Shark diving?

Tiger Six · « **Reply #16 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:31:53 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 07, 2009, 10:18:14 PM

On that premises, is rock climbing a sport? Shark diving?

Banging a 20 year waitress from Dave and Buster's?

Too soon?

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:19:19 AM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 07, 2009, 11:31:53 PM

Banging a 20 year waitress from Dave and Buster's?

Too soon?

Not at all. Timely.

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On that premises, is rock climbing a sport? Shark diving?

No and no. Risk of death does not automatically include something as a sport but that condition has to exist for it to be considered in the first place.

Godfather · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2009, 10:43:45 AM »

I would say sport all the way. That 5 hour slug fest between Roddick and Federerererer had me tired.

Anything involving running, and chasing something small going fast constitutes sport! Like when Whit chases you for sex...sport!

Saniflush · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2009, 10:55:49 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on July 08, 2009, 10:43:45 AM

I would say sport all the way. That 5 hour slug fest between Roddick and Federerererer had me tired.

Anything involving running, and chasing something small going fast constitutes sport! Like when Whit chases you for sex...sport!

That is just sporting. Big difference.

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