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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2009, 09:22:24 AM »
Michael was misunderstood.
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2009, 02:16:24 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 26, 2009, 09:22:24 AM
Michael was misunderstood.
He believed that the children were our future!
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2009, 02:52:15 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on June 26, 2009, 02:16:24 PM
He believed that the children were our future!

Also believed they were sexually attractive...NOW!
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2009, 04:47:03 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on June 26, 2009, 02:52:15 PM
Also believed they were sexually attractive...NOW!
He was a smooth criminal.
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2009, 08:06:07 PM »
They're going to cremate him, which means he'll melt given all the plastic surgery he's had. All this melted plastic will be donated to Lego and used to make those blocks. This will give children across America a chance to play with him for a change.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2009, 09:53:48 PM »
McDonalds is commemorating Michael Jackson's death by introducing the "McThriller" burger. It is going to consist of 50 year old meat shoved into 12 year old buns.
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2009, 10:05:55 PM »
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson had a hot date?
A: There was a big wheel parked outside his house.
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2009, 10:27:35 PM »
Breaking news! It is being reported that Casper the Friendly Ghost was allegedly molested late yesterday evening.
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2009, 11:08:20 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on June 26, 2009, 10:27:35 PM
Breaking news! It is being reported that Casper the Friendly Ghost was allegedly molested late yesterday evening.

Dude, Casper is like..what...53? 
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2009, 01:09:39 PM »
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong didn't fuck a kid.
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2009, 07:58:48 PM »
Whats the difference between pimples and Michael Jackson?



Pimples don't come on a boys face until he's 14.
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2009, 08:46:49 PM »
Quote from: ggraf71 on June 27, 2009, 07:58:48 PM
Whats the difference between pimples and Michael Jackson?



Pimples don't come on a boys face until he's 14.
outstanding!
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2009, 10:02:09 PM »
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and caviar? 



Nothing, they both come on little crackers.
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Re: Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2009, 10:03:37 PM »
Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boys? 


Because there were 20 of them.
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