When was the first time you....

[AUTailgatingRules]

OK i'm bored so I thought I would start a when was the first time you ever did this thread.

1.  Felt a girl's boobs
2.  Felt your first pus
3.  Got your first blow job
4.  Finally got laid

My answers:

1.  6th grade dance in the band room at a school dance
2.  same dance, same band room, same chick
3.  Senior year after a football game in my car on the golf course
4.  My senior trip in PC on the first night there

[wesfau2]

1.  Couple hours old.  I remember them being huge.  I was very hungry.

2.  About half an hour prior to #1.

3.   Summer camp '87.  Ah, Timmy.  Where are you these days?  Do you miss Monster Rain?

4.  Does the couch in my grandmother's living room count?  If so, I was about 6.  If not, then I'm still waiting.

[AUChizad]

1.  Couple hours old.  I remember them being huge.  I was very hungry.

2.  About half an hour prior to #1.

Freud would have something to say about this...

[Saniflush]

Freud would have something to say about this...

Yeah he would say he is the only honest one.

[Godfather]

They feel like a bag of sand

[Saniflush]

They feel like a bag of sand

I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay?

[Godfather]

I'm not getting bitter. I almost lost a nipple, okay?

Siempre que limpiar mi habitación, no puedo encontrar nada. ¿Adónde vas con tanta prisa? Para un partido de fútbol.

[Thrilla]

3.   Summer camp '87.  Ah, Timmy.  Where are you these days?  Do you miss Monster Rain?

Very strange way to come out of the closet, but if it floats your boat, it's cool with me.

[wesfau2]

Very strange way to come out of the closet, but if it floats your boat, it's cool with me.

I didn't expect too many folks to get the Jim Norton reference.