Fuck you queers I'm outta here

The Prowler · « **Reply #20 on:** September 29, 2009, 10:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on September 29, 2009, 09:58:10 PM

I miss The State. Great show.

You ain't kiddin'. I'm squeezin' your head

AUChizad · « **Reply #21 on:** September 29, 2009, 10:44:55 PM »

Quote from: Argo on September 29, 2009, 09:53:38 PM

I'm not sure why, but this suddenly seems relevant.

I believe you're thinking of this:
http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/375192/doug-and-dad.jhtml#id=1609666

Jumbo · « **Reply #22 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:00:26 AM »

I dont think we'll make it out of October undefeated, I think 2-2 but I hope for 3 wins and 1 loss. Greasy will bring his drunk ass on here and proclaim that he was right about Chizik, well I say Fuck Off.

Kaos · « **Reply #23 on:** September 30, 2009, 12:14:50 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on September 29, 2009, 08:22:35 PM

Would Vanderbilt have been able to beat UWV? How did they do against Mississippi State? Also, are the MSU fans laughing at us now? Another thing, I really don't give a phuk about reality when it comes to a message board, you should've heeded you own advice and grown a phukin' backbone and maybe a set of balls to go with it. Oh wait, why am I even replying to you.....you ain't even here?

Oh yeah, now I remember, BUH-BYE.

^^^ Sad. Very sad. ^^^

AUChizad · « **Reply #24 on:** September 30, 2009, 12:40:34 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 12:14:50 PM

^^^ Sad. Very sad. ^^^

Sad when you and your buddy are completely wrong about something, then you some how try to spin it that everyone ELSE is sad, dumb, doesn't know what they're talking about, etc.

chinook · « **Reply #25 on:** September 30, 2009, 01:05:40 PM »

seriously, do we really need to rehash this bullshit again?

if so, i'm for it. not much happening at work today. need something to read.

Kaos · « **Reply #26 on:** September 30, 2009, 01:26:54 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 12:40:34 PM

Sad when you and your buddy are completely wrong about something, then you some how try to spin it that everyone ELSE is sad, dumb, doesn't know what they're talking about, etc.

What's sad, Chizad, is that Prowler would dig this up (after four games) and argue against a guy who hasn't posted here since July.

What does that prove? Does it make him (or you) more of a man?

Posting that is just sad. It demeans him.

For the record? I'm not completely wrong about any damn thing. Please go back and look to see how many wins I said we'd have this year. I said it in April or so. (Hint? The number was 8. Looks like I'm going to hit it pretty close.)

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:31:48 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 01:26:54 PM

What's sad, Chizad, is that Prowler would dig this up (after four games) and argue against a guy who hasn't posted here since July.

What does that prove? Does it make him (or you) more of a man?

Posting that is just sad. It demeans him.

For the record? I'm not completely wrong about any damn thing. Please go back and look to see how many wins I said we'd have this year. I said it in April or so. (Hint? The number was 8. Looks like I'm going to hit it pretty close.)

"It demeans him"? Are you fucking serious?? YOU saying it demeans him.

Surely you must have forgotten to place one of the following when you said that:

-or-

chinook · « **Reply #28 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:40:32 PM »

technically...greasy posted last week. also, he stated early in the month he'll post only on wednesday during the season.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #29 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:43:23 PM »

Today is Wednesday.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 30, 2009, 03:44:51 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 30, 2009, 03:43:23 PM

Today is Wednesday.

Still early.... I guess.

Kaos · « **Reply #31 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:00:59 PM »

Quote from: chinook on September 30, 2009, 03:40:32 PM

technically...greasy posted last week. also, he stated early in the month he'll post only on wednesday during the season.

Ah. Was not aware. Thought he'd vanished a while back.

Still? Kinda sad and lame to drag up something from when the fuck ever to "prove" what a man you are.

Not that we all haven't been sad from time to time.

Kaos · « **Reply #32 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:06:45 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on September 30, 2009, 03:31:48 PM

"It demeans him"? Are you phuking serious?? YOU saying it demeans him.

Surely you must have forgotten to place one of the following when you said that:

-or-

I'm just going to start numbering them, okay? The patented Chopperisms. From here on out, I'll just post the number(s) as a reply so you can see which of them appy. We can save a lot of time, mmmk?

1. "This coming from you?" (That's the post where the concept of irony completely escapes you).

2. "I expected/anticipated this response" a.k.a "Predictable" (The post where you don't have any reply, so you pretend you do by misdirection. You didn't learn it from Malzahn, though, because the only thing predictbable, is your use of this reply. Also ironic.).

3. "I've talked to/played golf with/bought beers for most of the members on this board and everybody agrees with me. (I won't get into the particulars here because there's really no need).

4. "Gotcha" (But you never do).

I'll add to the list later. Right now it bores me.

1.

Godfather · « **Reply #33 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:10:20 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 04:06:45 PM

I'm just going to start numbering them, okay? The patented Chopperisms. From here on out, I'll just post the number(s) as a reply so you can see which of them appy. We can save a lot of time, mmmk?

1. "This coming from you?" (That's the post where the concept of irony completely escapes you).

2. "I expected/anticipated this response" a.k.a "Predictable" (The post where you don't have any reply, so you pretend you do by misdirection. You didn't learn it from Malzahn, though, because the only thing predictbable, is your use of this reply. Also ironic.).

3. "I've talked to/played golf with/bought beers for most of the members on this board and everybody agrees with me. (I won't get into the particulars here because there's really no need).

4. "Gotcha" (But you never do).

I'll add to the list later. Right now it bores me.

1.

You already started with 1 don't you mean 5?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #34 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:12:35 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 04:06:45 PM

I'm just going to start numbering them, okay? The patented Chopperisms. From here on out, I'll just post the number(s) as a reply so you can see which of them appy. We can save a lot of time, mmmk?

1. "This coming from you?" (That's the post where the concept of irony completely escapes you).

2. "I expected/anticipated this response" a.k.a "Predictable" (The post where you don't have any reply, so you pretend you do by misdirection. You didn't learn it from Malzahn, though, because the only thing predictbable, is your use of this reply. Also ironic.).

3. "I've talked to/played golf with/bought beers for most of the members on this board and everybody agrees with me. (I won't get into the particulars here because there's really no need).

4. "Gotcha" (But you never do).

I'll add to the list later. Right now it bores me.

1.

OHHH SWEET! I want to play...

Here's one for you:

1. It's not about you Chopper! I'll just start posting that number/ statement on all the places and times you include, referenced something I've said somewhere else to take me out of context, mention or bring me up when I haven't been around.

It's the only # I need. Your other shit numbers in the 1000's and frankly, fuck bored, we don't have time for that shit.

Kaos · « **Reply #35 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:42:14 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on September 30, 2009, 04:12:35 PM

OHHH SWEET! I want to play...

Here's one for you:

1. It's not about you Chopper! I'll just start posting that number/ statement on all the places and times you include, referenced something I've said somewhere else to take me out of context, mention or bring me up when I haven't been around.

It's the only # I need. Your other poop numbers in the 1000's and frankly, phuk bored, we don't have time for that poop.

3.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #36 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:45:55 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 04:42:14 PM

3.

Here's # 7:

"HAHAHAHAHA"

That's me laughing AT YOU now.

Learn that one. You'll get to use it a lot. :thumbsup:

Godfather · « **Reply #37 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:49:31 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 30, 2009, 04:42:14 PM

3.

Greaseyweasel · « **Reply #38 on:** September 30, 2009, 06:36:40 PM »

Well it is Wednesday and unlike certain posters on here I have things to do that are a bit more important than digging up post that have been history since the first part of the summer. But hey if thats the one you want to use to prove your "internet worthierness" (a word I just made up) over me well hell its obvious you need something in your life and since sex or work seem to not be in the cards for you then go ahead dig up some more bones Indiana Prowler.
We are 4 and 0 right now. Whoopee. Let me once again for those of you with short attention spans reitterate that I love Auburn. I do not like to see Auburn fail at anything. I have a very cushy life and I owe every single bit of it to Auburn. I do not owe gene chizik a fucking thing.
We have had 4 ballgames. At least 2 probably 3 of the times superior talent has pulled our "coaching staffs" collective asses from out of the fire. Superior coaches win close games, superior players win blowouts. It is an old axiom of football and it is as accurate when our Granddads played as it is now when our kids are playing.
We have been behind in four games so far this season. Ball State I'll admit was a fluke but in 2 maybe 3 of the "contest" we were out coached until our superior talent came riding to the rescue. I don't understand the WVU line of coaching ("Let's run up the score and then give'm the ball back till they shove it down our throats and out our asses." )
But division II season is now over. Now we play football against teams that are legitimate. So am I wrong? So far...no. I'm just not as right as I thought I should be.
I never have and never will root against Auburn so the 4-0 is nice. But I'm not the least bit excited about it since I know chizik and the clown car club are not through with us yet.
4 wins over weak opposition does not a season make.
And as a footnote I'm a 3rd generation lifer with the 4th heading down in a couple of years so when it comes to Auburn I'm in for the long haul I can wait that bastard out.

AUChizad · « **Reply #39 on:** September 30, 2009, 07:08:43 PM »

Quote from: Greaseyweasel on September 30, 2009, 06:36:40 PM

At least 2 probably 3 of the times superior talent has pulled our "coaching staffs" collective asses from out of the fire. Superior coaches win close games, superior players win blowouts. It is an old axiom of football and it is as accurate when our Granddads played as it is now when our kids are playing.