Dre Kirkpatrick

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** June 12, 2009, 07:22:50 PM »

Hey Bammers,

What's this hullabaloo concerning Dre Kirkpatrick? Word is, he is now in danger of qualifying.

I didn't hear about this until I turned on F-Bomb around 4pm. He was making some jokes about Dre taking a class concerning cars, and its emphasis was on the fall of Dodge.

Is he really not going to make it in, and is this the first you all heard about this too?

Birmingham · « **Reply #1 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:26:52 PM »

I doesn't look like it. He was going to be cutting it close and will now have to do some work in the classroom to make it in in the 2nd Summer Semester. (Who the hell knew there were 2 summer semesters?)

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:38:48 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on June 12, 2009, 07:26:52 PM

I doesn't look like it. He was going to be cutting it close and will now have to do some work in the classroom to make it in in the 2nd Summer Semester. (Who the hell knew there were 2 summer semesters?)

Those of us who attended college.

Isn't a bit odd that he was already on campus in Tuscaloosa when he found out? I've never heard of that happening before.

And what's a correspondence course? This is all very strange to me....

Birmingham · « **Reply #3 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:42:40 PM »

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Isn't a bit odd that he was already on campus in Tuscaloosa when he found out? I've never heard of that happening before.

Where were you when you saw him hanging out on campus? I only ask because this is a point being made by The Prowler on AUNation and your thread is following his verbatim but in a much nicer, sneakier way.

So, where'd you see him? Or did you just... "hear" it.

Birmingham · « **Reply #4 on:** June 12, 2009, 07:47:27 PM »

Not trying to break your balls, townhall, I'm just saying stop beating around the bush. If you've got something to say, say it. Was he on campus? Is he now in summer school? Is it weird that it happened the day after the NCAA ruling? Did I get all the points from Prowler's post on AUNation or did I miss one?

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 12, 2009, 10:44:10 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on June 12, 2009, 07:47:27 PM

Not trying to break your balls, townhall, I'm just saying stop beating around the bush. If you've got something to say, say it. Was he on campus? Is he now in summer school? Is it weird that it happened the day after the NCAA ruling? Did I get all the points from Prowler's post on AUNation or did I miss one?

I'm not really sure what the fuck you're getting at.

Here's the scenario:

1. Alabama recruit was already on Tuscaloosa's campus. This was confirmed by your fellow inbred fanbase on Rivals message boards bragging about how you get your big named players into school as opposed to Auburn. This was also confirmed by some AU fans on The Bunker (another Rivals message board) when they checked the Alabama student list (where you find that, no clue) and an Andre Kirkpatrick was listed as a current student.
2. Dre Kirkpatrick suddenly has to leave Tuscaloosa to complete a correspondence course.
3. It is extremely strange for a student to get onto campus and then be told to leave. I've never heard of that happening before.
4. What the fuck is a correspondence course?

Did I spell that out enough, or are you just wanting this thread to turn into the countless "this is proof Bama is cheating again" threads that are on The Bunker right now?

By the way, this was all started when I heard Paul Finebaum, a person in the media, discussing it on his radio show.

Leave that shithole AUN out of the discussions please. I don't care what Prowler does over there, and quite frankly, Prowler, I'm ashamed you're still visiting that place.

Jumbo · « **Reply #6 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:32:01 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on June 12, 2009, 10:44:10 PM

I'm not really sure what the fuck you're getting at.

Here's the scenario:

1. Alabama recruit was already on Tuscaloosa's campus. This was confirmed by your fellow inbred fanbase on Rivals message boards bragging about how you get your big named players into school as opposed to Auburn. This was also confirmed by some AU fans on The Bunker (another Rivals message board) when they checked the Alabama student list (where you find that, no clue) and an Andre Kirkpatrick was listed as a current student.
2. Dre Kirkpatrick suddenly has to leave Tuscaloosa to complete a correspondence course.
3. It is extremely strange for a student to get onto campus and then be told to leave. I've never heard of that happening before.
4. What the fuck is a correspondence course?

Did I spell that out enough, or are you just wanting this thread to turn into the countless "this is proof Bama is cheating again" threads that are on The Bunker right now?

By the way, this was all started when I heard Paul Finebaum, a person in the media, discussing it on his radio show.

Leave that shithole AUN out of the discussions please. I don't care what Prowler does over there, and quite frankly, Prowler, I'm ashamed you're still visiting that place.

I can't believe Prowler is still posting on there!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:50:38 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on June 12, 2009, 11:32:01 PM

I can't believe Prowler is still posting on there!

Daniel, you make me sick, young man.

Get your priorities straight. :thumbsup:

RWS · « **Reply #8 on:** June 12, 2009, 11:53:48 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on June 12, 2009, 10:44:10 PM

Leave that shithole AUN out of the discussions please. I don't care what Prowler does over there, and quite frankly, Prowler, I'm ashamed you're still visiting that place.

They openly embrace his conspiracy theories and other bullshit, because thats what they live on over there. They lap it up like a dog who hasn't had water for three days. I understand that rival fans will face a little backlash, but for fucks sake you can't even have a decent conversation over there.

Jumbo · « **Reply #9 on:** June 13, 2009, 12:04:57 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 12, 2009, 11:50:38 PM

Daniel, you make me sick, young man.

Get your priorities straight. :thumbsup:

I think he needs to vacate his posts!

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 13, 2009, 12:19:14 AM »

Quote from: runswithscissors on June 12, 2009, 11:53:48 PM

They openly embrace his conspiracy theories and other bullshit, because thats what they live on over there. They lap it up like a dog who hasn't had water for three days. I understand that rival fans will face a little backlash, but for fucks sake you can't even have a decent conversation over there.

Okay...so Prowler aside, do you have any suggestions for what's up with Dre? I mean, you know everything usually, so I'm sure this is just off the top of your head shit here. We're all ears...

El Guapo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 13, 2009, 08:29:12 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on June 12, 2009, 11:32:01 PM

I can't believe Prowler is still posting on there!

I am too, but my two week ban just ended!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #12 on:** June 13, 2009, 08:37:17 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on June 13, 2009, 12:04:57 AM

I think he needs to vacate his posts!

That'll show him.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #13 on:** June 13, 2009, 09:39:28 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on June 13, 2009, 12:04:57 AM

I think he needs to vacate his posts!

You sure that is warented? That seems like a pretty stiff penalty for something so minor...

Jumbo · « **Reply #14 on:** June 13, 2009, 10:32:39 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 13, 2009, 09:39:28 AM

You sure that is warented? That seems like a pretty stiff penalty for something so minor...

I think he should have been hit with lack of Keyboard control and a ban from 2010 poster of the year award.

The Prowler · « **Reply #15 on:** June 13, 2009, 10:51:16 AM »

What if I comply with all of the information that y'all are seeking? I promise to never do it again......

Okay...what do y'all want to know?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** June 13, 2009, 11:28:49 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on June 13, 2009, 10:51:16 AM

What if I comply with all of the information that y'all are seeking? I promise to never do it again......

Okay...what do y'all want to know?

No, no, no...it's too late now buddy. You didn't self report or suspend yourself from posting for 4 days. You must vacate those posts immediately.

Mods...drop his post count.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 13, 2009, 12:07:46 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 13, 2009, 11:28:49 AM

No, no, no...it's too late now buddy. You didn't self report or suspend yourself from posting for 4 days. You must vacate those posts immediately.

Mods...drop his post count.

I'm also thinking he does not deserve to be a graduate student. Until he proves he's ready for higher education, mods, please change his status to Undergraduate Student.

There. Now he's crippled.

The Prowler · « **Reply #18 on:** June 13, 2009, 01:57:29 PM »

Whew....I thought y'all were going to ask about some "extra" information, because I would've had to tell y'all that I changed computers last night, and for some "unknown" reasons all of my previous information/records have been distroyed. Okay.....OKAY!!!! I'll come clean, sometimes I like to go over there to BASH the bammers that infest that board. Then watch them get all in a hissy fit when I post information about Dre, Eddie Lacy, or who the other two players were (Zach Shreiber and Jeffrey Dukes) without posting a link to the information...eventhough the information came from al.com, LOL.

AUChizad · « **Reply #19 on:** June 13, 2009, 03:09:13 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 13, 2009, 11:28:49 AM

No, no, no...it's too late now buddy. You didn't self report or suspend yourself from posting for 4 days. You must vacate those posts immediately.

Mods...drop his post count.

Whoa whoa whoa. We're talking vacated posts, not forfeitures. To see his true post count, you would have to go to his profile, where an asterisk will be seen next to the post count that is presented. Here it will clearly indicate that a couple of his posts were in fact vacated. These posts that won't "count" are taken from the period where it was rare for him to post anyway. And we'd better not hear about it again within the next three years, or we'll tell you the same thing we're telling you this time. You're on thin ice, bud.