Filth.
Way too much story. Too long.
The premise is cool. Baby is born as an old man who ages backwards. I'm sure the short story was perfect. But stretching out that premise over a 3 hour movie was entirely too much. I quit caring after a while and only stuck around to see if he turned back into a zygote, which unfortunately (SPOILER ALERT FROM HERE ON OUT) he did not.
Brad Pitt was decent, but that monotone horrible southern accent wasn't working. Cate Blanchett was decent as a young hot dancer, but the vocal effects as an old lady inhibited her lines from being fully understood.
And why the fuck was Hurricane Katrina included?
No stars awarded for this.
Oh, and it's Forrest Gump all over again. Just watch this.