Things that make you go Hmmmm

AUTailgatingRules · « **on:** June 04, 2009, 12:03:04 PM »

Have you ever wondered why in all thise security company comercials like Brinks and ADT, that the person breaking into the houses is always a white guy?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:07:17 PM »

You racist, genderist bastard.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:11:14 PM »

Have you ever wondered why they have to put a warning on Preperation-H that it is for external use only?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:19:33 PM »

Ever wonder who originally worked out the spellings for most of the words in the English language...and what the hell they were smoking? In Spanish, you pretty much pronounce all of the letters in a word with a few exceptions. In English...not so much.

Knife....and the K would be in there becasue?

Laugh,,,so, someone thought it would be cute to combine ugh and give it the F sound? Okay...

Let's have a letter...C... and give it both the S and the K sound when we already have those letters in the alphabet but oh yeah, let's make the K silent...see above.

I could go on and on.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:44:28 PM »

Why is there braille buttons on drive up ATM machines?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2009, 12:54:59 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on June 04, 2009, 12:44:28 PM

Why is there braille buttons on drive up ATM machines?

Or Drive thru menu's?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:03:33 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on June 04, 2009, 12:44:28 PM

Why is there braille buttons on drive up ATM machines?

Duh! It's for the dogs.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:17:40 PM »

Why the hell can't you tear the tag off a mattress?

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:18:39 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 04, 2009, 01:17:40 PM

Why the hell can't you tear the tag off a mattress?

Because it's a federal crime. DUH

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:20:48 PM »

One of the major side effects of ALLI (the diet pill) is anal leakage and the little blue pill box looks like it ould double as an anal plug. Hmmm

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:40:46 PM »

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2009, 01:42:56 PM »

Jumbo shrimp

Hmmmm....

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2009, 02:30:04 PM »

How many times are you supposed to lather, rinse, and repeat?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2009, 02:38:15 PM »

Did Yasser Arafat have a brother named No-sser?

wesfau2 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2009, 02:48:42 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on June 04, 2009, 02:38:15 PM

Did Yasser Arafat have a brother named No-sser?

Yes, and Orel Herscheiser's twin brother was named Anal.

Tiger Six · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2009, 03:08:09 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on June 04, 2009, 12:54:59 PM

Or Drive thru menu's?

Never seen Braille on a drive through menu. Are you sure about that one?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2009, 03:31:32 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on June 04, 2009, 03:08:09 PM

Never seen Braille on a drive through menu. Are you sure about that one?

Pfft..you can't see braille. It's for blind people. Please.

I had a "Hmmmm.." moment at lunch.

Ever wonder why Subway feels it necessary to kill 16 Oak trees in order to wrap one sandwich? I've got smaller sheets on my King Size bed.

Jumbo · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2009, 04:53:35 PM »

Ever tried to park on a parkway.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2009, 05:02:53 PM »

Ever wonder why a pair of socks consists of 2 socks when a pair of pants is just one pant.

Jumbo · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:32:02 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 04, 2009, 05:02:53 PM

Ever wonder why a pair of socks consists of 2 socks when a pair of pants is just one pant.

I want a pair of pants.

Things that make you go Hmmmm

Tiger Six