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Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« on: May 19, 2009, 01:57:54 PM »
It's Jumbo's birthday and he'll be out on the prowl.

Happy Birthday, you old sailor you.
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2009, 01:58:47 PM »
Happy Birthday jumbo.  Are you finally legal now?
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2009, 02:02:06 PM »
It's Jumbo's birthday and he'll be out on the prowl.

Happy Birthday, you old sailor you.
Happy Birthday Jumbo, oh and thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday yesterday...fuck faces!!
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2009, 02:30:39 PM »
Happy Birthday Jumbo, oh and thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday yesterday...fuck faces!!

Happy birthday Jumbo.

As for the other fucktard, I wished him happy birthday a couple of weeks ago and he doesn't know how to return phone calls.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2009, 02:35:52 PM »
Happy Birthday Jumbo, oh and thanks for wishing me a Happy Birthday yesterday...fuck faces!!


Well, Happy Belated, BK!   And Happy Birthday, Jumbo!   I'll be sure to have a Bourbon or four in honor of both of you today.

 :cheers:
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2009, 02:49:37 PM »

Well, Happy Belated, BK!   And Happy Birthday, Jumbo!   I'll be sure to have a Bourbon or four in honor of both of you today.

 :cheers:

What he said.
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2009, 02:54:30 PM »
Happy belated birthday, BK!  I hope you were able to celebrate with your fellow genderqueers.

Happy birthday, Jumbo!  May the road rise up to meet you, and may your fists glisten with vaseline.

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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2009, 03:21:56 PM »
Jesus, the metroman is touchy.

I'm putting this out there and will not participate in any further birthday threads:

Happy fucking birthday, ____________.


Refer back here on your special fucking day you sensitive pussies.
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2009, 03:32:51 PM »
Happy Birthday Jumbo
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2009, 03:34:13 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKER!!!!!!!!!  :vn:
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2009, 03:42:56 PM »
I did go to the vet today!
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« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2009, 03:59:51 PM »
I did go to the vet today!

Poor dogs! 
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2009, 04:11:31 PM »
I did go to the vet today!

Is the vet making side money by offering up his patients in some weirdo canine bordello?
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2009, 04:43:18 PM »
Happy birthday JB.  I can't have a bourbon til' this weekend because my nutritionist said so.

But I will fist one of my dogs in your honor.
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2009, 07:59:22 AM »
Happy birthday JB.  I can't have a bourbon til' this weekend because my nutritionist said so.

Christ on a cracker, what the hell is this about?  Grab your sack and man up.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2009, 09:46:26 AM »
Christ on a cracker, what the hell is this about?  Grab your sack and man up.

This is not the first time he's mentioned some fad diet related to drinking alcohol.  I fear that we are slowly losing this man to sobriety.  Somebody, step up and get this man a drink!  :booz:
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2009, 09:49:28 AM »
This is not the first time he's mentioned some fad diet related to drinking alcohol.  I fear that we are slowly losing this man to sobriety.  Somebody, step up and get this man a drink!  :booz:

Find him something with the Acai berries, pomegranate and rum.
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Re: Lock your dogs up tight tonight
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2009, 09:51:42 AM »
Find him something with the Acai berries, pomegranate and rum.

This man knows.

This is my nutritionist

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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2009, 10:06:33 AM »
This man knows.

This is my nutritionist

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An eight ball and a bottle of bourbon is all you need.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2009, 10:17:23 AM »
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