Alright, motherfuckers, the summer is upon us. Tell me what you like to do in this, the most dull of sporting seasons.
I will engage in the following activities as often as possible:
1) Crab Motherfucking Island. For the uninitiated, Crab Island is the sandbar located just to the north of the Destin bridge. You get some friends and booze, park your boat, and throw down in the water all day. Nekkidness is encouraged (not you, jumbo).
2) The Beach. This goes without saying. Take a cooler, a book, a radio and some friends. Enjoy the best beaches in the world and ogle the girls and MILFs in bikinis.
3) Fishing. Less frequent than the previous two, but an enjoyably mindless way to spend time in, on or around the water.
So, let's hear it. What will you be doing from now until the end of two-a-days?